The Crown and The Sword

   Twilight shrieked after witnessing her bedroom window collapse from some unidentified being that just landed. Her eyes were tracing the form very carefully until she came to a conclusion. This creature has to be a diamond dog. She was familiar with them, but never had one come through her window.

"What's a diamond dog wanting to do in my room anyway?" She asked to herself before raising her voice. "Spike! Could you fetch Applejack and Rainbow for me?"

"On it!" The dragon quickly left the library to go hunt down the two requested ponies.

   The supposed diamond dog started to shift on the floor. It raised a hand and placed it on the back of its head, raising its torso from the ground. Twilight reached a hand out to grab hold of a book, readying it for an anticipated attack from this diamond dog.

"Uhg..." It groaned loudly as it sat itself up.

"Eek! Diamond dog!" Twilight screched as she launched the book at the form.

The form turned to look at the source of the female voice. "Diamond wha-"

Smack!

The dog was interrupted by a book smacking it across the face. Causing him to hold his face.

"Fu-!"

Crack!

Another interruption, this time it was brought by a hefty statuette.

   The mere force from the statuette flung the head forward a bit in recoil. The dog started to stand up as Twilight used her magic to grab hold of a larger statue. Once it was standing at full length, the heavier statue was launched. The dog turned just in time to catch it with both his hands, glaring into it.

"That's a sure fire way to piss me the fuck off." Twilight identified the tone as male as it growled.

   He dropped the statue to the floor with a loud thunk. His face quickly turned from one of anger to embarrassment. He was gazing upon a Twilight that had just gotten out of the shower, thankfully, she had a towel wrapped around her slender form. The dog quickly turned himself a 180 degree angle with a blazing red in his cheeks that matched his eyes.

"Uhm... sorry about the intrusion, miss." He apologised with his back turned.

   Before the dog's senses came to recognize the aura that had just grabbed him. He was immediately spun around and slammed against the wall. A loud yelp was heard from him, to Twilight, a sure sign that he might be weakened. she stepped in closer as the dog gave her a look, blushed, then looked away.

"Why are you here? Gems? Revenge? Dirt?" Twilight was producing questions faster than he could think, or so she thought,

The dog took a moment to think of answers. "I had a mishap with landing, What? No. Tempting but no." He tried to look at her again only to pry his eyes away.

"You better not be lying to me." Twilight leaned in even closer with her glare.

"Goodness no!" The dog chuckled, trying to look innocent.

"Then why can't you make eye contact with me? Hmm?" Twilight was determined to prove that the dog was lying.

"Because, I'm trying not to stare at you even thought you are wrapped in a towel from what I would assume to be a shower or bath." Was the dog's reply

   Twilight's cheeks grew a pink hue as she looked down and back up to the dog. In a second reaction, she flung the dog across her room and slammed him against the opposite wall. A grunt was released from the dog's snout. His eyes jerked open and the red in his cheeks grew brighter and his eyes darted away from Twilight's now exposed backside.

"Cou-could you bit a bit more gentle with this whole magic flinging? Please." The dog's eyes were a fixated on her mane that covered part of her back.

"And why should I?" Twilight almost sneered.

"Just because I dropped in doesn't make me bad, I still feel pain damn it!" The dog retorted back.

   An audible smack was heard as the dog's face was now buried into the wall as Twilight got dressed. Relief fell over her as the knowledge of no longer being as she questioned the intruder at large. The dog was swiftly pulled away from the wall and hovered on his back, the only things he could look at were the ceiling and Twilight's slightly flushed face that also glared.

"Then it would be in your best interest that you tell me why you're here." Twilight was still glaring down at the dog.

"Wanna see a magic trick instead?" He asked with a slight sarcasm in his voice.

"A diamond dog using magic? Impossible." Twilight smirked back

"Well... are you sure your magic can hold me?" He asked, looking into her purple eyes.

"I can hold you like this all day if I wanted to." She responded back with confidence.

"How about I give you 10 seconds?" She heard the dog asked.

   Twilight could have sworn she saw his eyes change color for a second or two. Several seconds after what she witnessed, Twilight felt woozy, not enough to make her nauseous, but enough to make her balance go a wee bit off. Her magic failed as she took a few steps back. The dog hit the the rug in the middle of the room.

He quickly scrambled to his feet and held his paws out in front of Twilight. "Just have a seat, I'll go get you some tea."

   With those words, and not thinking properly, Twilight nodded and landed ass first onto her floor with a thud. That dog got a bit of an eyeful of her pink folds that were her marehood with her legs being slightly spread. He cautiosly scooted over and used a floor, just one, to close her legs properly. Twilight was out cold in 60 seconds.

"Great..." the dog groaned as he left her room, "... she's forgot to put some underwear on."