The Mane 6 Want Pizza

by superpony55

Rating: everyone
Tags: Slice of Life, Dark, Comedy, Random
Length: 1519

The Mane 6 go crazy for pizza.

The Mane 6 go crazy for pizza.

Chaotic's Pre-Summer Writing Contest: The Preliminaries

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-05-30 16:21:20 UTC

The Mane 6 Want Pizza

Rarity and Rainbow Dash:

Rarity was in line at The Pizza Shoppe. She was not even in the restaurant, as everypony in Ponyville was there (they were having a special). Finally, she got to the front of the line. Only one pony was in the restaurant, besides her.

“Welcome to the Pizza Shoppe, how may I help you? Would you like breadsticks? Calzones? Cake?” the waitress asked her.

“Hello, Pizza Slice! I’d like the special- black olive pizza, please,” Rarity said.

“Oh, we’re fresh out of pizza,” Pizza Slice, the waitress told her.

“Out of pizza? This is the-worst-possible-thing!” Rarity cried. She eyed Rainbow Dash, who was eating her pizza very happily. She trotted over to her.

“Rainbow Dash, would you mind sharing your pizza with me?” Rarity asked sweetly.

“Sure, whoever wins tomorrow’s Iron Pony Competition wins the pizza. Got it?” Rainbow replied.

“Got it!” Rarity was happy, she would finally get her pizza!

The Next Day…

Rarity was doing push-ups. What have I gotten myself into? she thought.

Rainbow Dash won, of course. She got the pizza. Too bad it was cold.

As for Rarity… she went to the Pizza Shoppe the next day (with the special still going, of course). She saw the fresh pizza. Why hadn’t she just waited? Well…

Rarity and Applejack:

Rarity was at the back of the line. Again, there was only 1 pony in the Pizza Shoppe. And when she got to the front of the line, they were all out of pizza. Again. Rarity saw Applejack, and trotted over to her.

“Applejack, be a dear and give me your pizza, hmm?” she asked. Applejack just picked up her pizza and left.

I don’t want to get into another argument with Rarity, Applejack thought.

Rarity vowed not to speak to Applejack for at least a week. She wanted her pizza!

Rarity stood at the back of the line the next day, and…

Rarity and Fluttershy:

“I’m sorry- we are out of pizza again. I don’t know what to tell you,” the waiter sighed.

“Thanks anyway, Pizza Pie,” Rarity said, as a lady does not act grumpy in public! She then eyed Fluttershy walking out of the restaurant- with pizza.

“That pizza is mine!” Rarity ran up to Fluttershy. “Give me that pizza!”

Fluttershy looked at Rarity. “Are you all right, Rarity?” she asked. “You look hungry.”

“I- want- that- pizza!” Rarity yelled. She didn’t care who was watching, she just wanted that pizza!

“You would be invited to the picnic I’m having with the animals, but they’d be afraid of your yelling. Sorry!” Fluttershy called as she went into the woods.

The next day, Rarity vowed she would get that pizza, fair and square…

Rarity and Twilight Sparkle:

…but she didn’t. Pinkie Pie did. She raced up to Twilight.

“I want that pizza!” she screamed.

Twilight smiled. “Okay, I was going to invite you to the pizza party anyway. Sit down!” She pulled out a book and started flipping through it.

“Twilight? Why isn’t Pinkie the one throwing the pizza party?” Rarity asked, eying the delicious pizza.

“Because it’s her birthday,” Twilight exclaimed.

Pinkie was the last to arrive. Once she saw the pizza, she ate the whole thing! Rarity growled. That was my pizza! Mine!

The next day…

Rarity and Pinkie Pie:

Pinkie got the last slice of pizza. Rarity went right up to her and said, “Give me that pizza!”

“Okie-dokie-lokie!” Pinkie picked up the pizza and threw it in Rarity’s face. She then giggled.

“Finally, I get my delicious pizza!” Rarity cried, not even caring how dreadful her mane looked. “It’s mine!”

Rainbow Dash and Applejack:

Rainbow Dash was at the end of the line. She didn’t get the pizza. “Aw man!” She saw Applejack and challenged her to an Iron Pony Competition.

“No wings?” Applejack asked.

“No wings,” Rainbow promised.

Applejack won.

The next day, Rainbow…

Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy:

…didn’t get any pizza. She saw Fluttershy.

“Fluttershy? May I have your pizza?” Rainbow asked.

“Sure,” said Fluttershy kindly.

Rainbow got a pizza! It was the most delicious thing she’d ever had! She wanted more! More!

Rainbow was in line again the next day, and…

Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle

…she didn’t get any pizza. Twilight did. “Hey Twi!” Rainbow called.

Twilight looked up. “Yeah?”

“May I have that pizza?”

Twilight shook her head. “Sorry Rainbow, it’s for Spike.”

Tomorrow…

Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie:

Rainbow Dash didn’t get pizza. Pinkie Pie did, though.

“Pinkie? May I have your pizza?” Rainbow asked.

“Sure!” Pinkie threw it in the air and it landed on Rainbow’s face.

Grr! I’ll get that prankster!

The next day Rainbow…

Rainbow Dash and Rarity:

…didn’t get any pizza. She saw Rarity had the last one.

“Hey Rarity! Pizza?”

“A lady always shares,” Rarity replied. She cut neat slices, and Rainbow got half a pizza all to herself! Her hunger was satisfied.

Applejack and Fluttershy:

Applejack was in line, waiting for some pizza. She didn’t get any.

Fluttershy did, though.

“Fluttershy? May I have your pizza?” Applejack asked.

“Sure!” Fluttershy handed it to her. Yum! Applejack wanted more!

The next day…

Applejack and Twilight Sparkle:

…No pizza for Applejack. Pizza for Twilight.

Applejack asked Twilight for some pizza.

“It’s for the picnic, remember?” Twilight said. Applejack ended up with only one slice, thanks to Pinkie.

But did she get it the next day?

Applejack and Pinkie Pie:

Nnope. Pinkie did. Applejack asked Pinkie for it.

Pinkie looked down at the pizza sadly. “Fine,” she said.

“You okay Pinkie?” Applejack asked.

“Yeah, I’m fine.” Pinkie’s hair was a little deflated today. Applejack shrugged.

Tomorrow…

Applejack and Rarity:

…nothing.

Rarity got it.

Applejack asked to have it.

Rarity shared half the pizza.

Applejack wanted more.

The next day…

Applejack and Rainbow Dash:

…no pizza.

Applejack asked Rainbow for her pizza.

Rainbow challenged her to an Iron Pony Competition.

“No wings?” Applejack asked.

“No wings,” Rainbow promised.

It wasn’t close.

Rainbow Dash won.

Applejack finally got pizza the next day.

Fluttershy and Twilight Sparkle:

Twilight was the last one in line to get pizza. Fluttershy was right behind her. Fluttershy was too shy to ask for pizza, so she paid the waitress to ask for her. No luck.

The next day…

Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie:

…Fluttershy saw Pinkie holding pizza. Before she could stop herself, she ran over to Pinkie.

“Mayihaveyourpizza?” Fluttershy asked.

“No!” Pinkie yelled. Her hair was flat. Fluttershy cringed.

“Sorry, Pinkie.”

The day after she saw Pinkie…

Fluttershy and Rarity:

Fluttershy and Rarity were at the spa.

“Rarity?” Fluttershy asked Rarity.

“Yes Fluttershy, dear?”

“May I have some-“

“Some pizza? Of course.”

Fluttershy had some pizza. It was delicious! She wanted more. More! MORE!!!

Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash:

Fluttershy saw Rainbow Dash had the last pizza. She walked over to Rainbow Dash.

“Give me your pizza!” Fluttershy screamed.

“If you win the Iron Pony competition,” Rainbow replied.

Surprisingly enough, Fluttershy wanted that pizza so much, she won.

The next day…

Fluttermad and Applejack:

…no pizza. Except Applejack’s.

“GIVE ME YOUR PIZZA!” Fluttershy screamed. “GIVE IT TO ME! IT’S MINE! MINE! MINE!”

Applejack cringed and gave her the pizza. Fluttershy was happy and normal. She apologized.

Twilight and Rarity:

Twilight didn’t get any pizza. Rarity did.

“Rarity? May I have some pizza?”

“Of course, Twilight dear.” Twilight tried a bite. It was amazing!

She wanted more!

The next day…

Twilight and Rainbow:

…no pizza for Twilight. Twilight asked Rainbow.

“Sorry Twi, I’m too hungry to share.”

The day after…

PhychoTwi and Applejack:

…“Give me your pizza!” PsychoTwi screamed. Applejack cringed and handed her the pizza.

PhychoTwi and Fluttershy:

PhychoTwi saw Fluttershy’s pizza. “Give me your pizza!” Fluttershy whimpered and handed it over.

Pinkie Pie and Rarity:

Pinkie got the last slice of pizza. She saw Rarity come right up to her and say, “Give me that pizza!”

“Okie-dokie-lokie!” Pinkie picked up the pizza and threw it in Rarity’s face.

“Finally, I get my delicious pizza!” Rarity yelled, not even caring how dreadful her mane looked. “It’s mine!”

Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash:

Pinkie Pie got pizza, and Rainbow walked over.

“Pinkie? May I have your pizza?” Rainbow asked.

“Sure!” Pinkie threw it in the air and it landed on Rainbow’s face.

Pretty-Pinkamina and Applejack:

Pretty-Pinkamena got pizza. Applejack asked her for it.

Pretty-Pinkamena looked down at the pizza sadly. “Fine,” she said.

“You okay Pinkie?” Applejack asked.

“Yeah, I’m fine.” Applejack shrugged.

Pinkamena and Fluttershy:

“Mayihaveyourpizza?” Fluttershy asked.

“No!” Pinamena yelled. Fluttershy cringed.

“Sorry, Pinkie.” Pinkamena was mad! Who would dare take her delicious pizza?

Pinkamena and PhychoTwi:

Pinkamena and PhychoTwi had both camped outside the Pizza Shoppe last night. They raced in, and Pinkamena got into line first. She bought all of the pizzas.

“I want pizza!” PhychoTwi declared. She attacked Pinkamena.

Pinkamena attacked her.

All of Ponyville could hear their screaming.

They destroyed all the pizza but one slice.

“MINE!” they both screamed.

They each bit into a side…

And Twilight and Pinkie came back alive, embarrassed.

“Sorry,” they yelled, and left Ponyville forever, never to return.