I groaned as the sun rose this morning, none of us had gotten any sleep because of that stupid rock. Turns out the thing can move so it kept hopping back over to us yelling. "HOLY SHIT I'M THE KEY!" I stood up and grabbed and stuffed it into my saddle bag, I could throw it at some lethal monster later. By the time we set out from camp the sun was in the middle of the sky. "Lets get moving." I said, then we set out.

***

There was a twang as Crack shot her crossbow at the elements of disharmony, we had found them a couple of minutes ago and were hot on their tails. I shot forward using my charged flight, but one of them turned around and threw a spiked ball at me, then I remembered something. "EAT ROCK ASSHOLE!" I yelled as I threw the profanity spewing rock at them, it landed in one of their saddlebags just before the leader's horn lit up and they teleported away.

"Nice shot Sargast, you gave them the pet rock from hell." Flash said with a laugh.

"Damn they got away, now how are we gonna find them?" I thought out loud.

"We could ask the princesses." Crack offered.

"That would be nice if we knew where we were." I replied.

"I think I hear something over there." Silent said, appearing by my side.

"Well, lets check it out I guess." I said, walking into the brush where Silent was pointing. "No frigging way." I said.

"What?" Crack and Flash said simultaneously.

"Why, in the good name of Celestia is there a frigging bar out here." I said, walking towards the rundown night club that was behind the trees.

"What in the world." Crack mumbled.

"WOO-HOO!" Flash cheered, then he ran into the bar pulling his wallet out. Me and Crack laughed, then we walked in as well. The speakers were blaring dubstep and the lights would give somepony seizures but it was all fine by me. We sat next to Flash at the bar and ordered margaritas, why not?

***

"And *hic* then we *hic* found the pet rock from *hic* hell!" Flash said, slamming his hoof down on the bar, everypony around him started laughing and slapping their hooves on their knees. We were all after drinking five margaritas each and were now considerably drunk, except for me of course.

"Here there pretty thang." A stallion said to Crack as he sat down next to her.

"Oh screw off." She said, turning around to talk with me again, he turned her around.

"Playin hard to get are ya?" He said.

"Listen I just want to talk to my friend okay, now get lost." Crack said, obviously angry with the stallion. The stallion then got up from his bar stool and walked over to me.

"You trying to take my girl?" He said angrily.

"Bah! Your girl? Jeez how many shots did you have?" I asked him, not caring about anything. Alcohol never got me drunk but it sure as hell made me carefree.

"Yeah, MY girl, now you keep your filthy hooves off of her." He growled at me.

"Says the grease bag who looks like he just got in a fight with a fight with a swarm of bees and lost." I replied to him.

"You little shit!" He spat, then he punched me in the face, knocking me off my stool and to the ground. I was laughing softly but unfortunately nopony noticed.

"HEY!" Flash yelled, then he turned around and tried to hit the stallion but missed and received an uppercut that threw him off of his chair. A bar fight seemed like it was about to break out when my laughing grew in volume greatly, not a happy laugh but a psychotic one.

"Do you know who I am?" I asked the stallion, standing up.

"The stupidest pony alive?" The stallion replied with a laugh.

"No, i'm the stallion who will kick your ass." I whispered into his ear, then I kicked him hard and strong in the chest, sending him flying backwards. He got up and charged me but I simply lashed out with my back hooves as light as I could, this sent him to the ground, he got back up and ran out of the bar. Then the entire bar erupted in cheers and whooping, except for one pony, right in the back.

"Sargast? What are you doing here?" Princess Luna asked.

Author's Note

Sorry for the short chapter, I am working on another story.