Dr Mac: Part Time Detective

by Donkey Punch

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Comedy
Length: 956

there love was up, there love was down. but there loft can prevail

the misadvent calendars of large macintosh and other cast of mlp done doing the dirty. this is a fanfic i wrote.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-05-31 01:01:55 UTC

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dash open her vagina widely

"come at me mac" said she

big macs clothe fell off in a piles

"yes" he said

big mac placed his penis inside dash's vagina and moaning loudly

"yes" he said

"oh my!" dash said

mac thrusted fast and quick, moaning loudly

suddenly, applejack endtered the room

"big mac" she said

"yes" big mac said

"big mac" dash said

"yes" big mac said

and then he came.

Part Deus

having come alot quite, mac needed more time to regenerate, but he did not have time because applejack was closing in quick

"big mac" she said

"yes" big mac responded

he immediately removed his penis from dash and pushed it at applejack, breaking her spine and peneratrating her genital area

"big mac" aapplejacks said

"yes" big macsaid

he thrusted very fast, having used his Adrenaline Rush

he eventually squirted lots

having lost lots of blood big mac fainted only to wait up to see applejack, dashy, twilight spork, rarity, and braeburn rubbing against him having wild orgasms

"yes" he said, knowing the changelings had lost

Changing from the Past

after have enjyed himself and defeating the changelings biig mac sat down and patted him self on the back for good work done

"yes" he said proudly

dash braged into the room loudly

"big mac, the chaneglings are back" she said

"yes" he said full on content and ager and surprise

"but one thing more i am pregnent" she said she

"yes" big mac said ready to deal with the situation

he readied his cock and pushed into dash asshole hopefully aborted his unwanted child

"it worked she said"

"yes" big mac said finished

"but what about the changeling?" dash said?

bigmac grabed his friendship and aimed it at the reaper out in space

"we will destroy youu mace" the loud ominsuo voice screamed down at bigmac

"no" mac said, pulling the trigger

New Appear in the mist

it had been many year since mac defeat that changeling so many years ago

he held his gun thinking aout it, but not that gun. his dick.

convenient enough, twilight spork entered the room

"mac" she said her clothes flying off in a sotrm

"yes" he thought but not courage enough to say it

she placed her mouth on his dick and sucked alot

"by celeste" she said

big mac came in a violent storm of come

but then had enter rarity, full of dresses and sexy

rarity sat on macs face and laugh in lots

big mac did not like this taste, it made him want vomit to

and so he did

he puked tons into rare vagina

but she liked this feel an come

in the mist of all that this, applebloom runned into the room

"applsh" he said

stay tuned nxt time untill more excitnemt and wonder

Downchange DAnger

bigmac locked at braeburn an gave uhim werd looks

"yes?" mac said

bron said "thers one more changeling"

big mace was sudenly fulled of sacre and unknowing

"his anem is skrillex"

"by celestia" sporkle said

"dresses" rarity said as well

mac looked donw at the groned

"noooo" he said

"peolpe are being killed to deahth by his bad music" someone said

in enterd the celestia

"yes" big mac siad

"his horrifrying musiks are killin eveyrone" he said

"we musti defeat him" braeburn said

rarity pondered this tohught, relasing many poop as big mac was still under her

mac was in no moood for this kind of shit so he quikcy ate it and pushed rare off him

"we must orepare" he sauid

"we nst fuck, no, we must warn the mayor" braebur siad

"the mayore can kiss my ASS" big mac said full of anger and anger

"ok i will" mayor said all of once

and she did

but now we have to de"feat the changelin"! brae siad

an so they all prearrp fic fuck goddammit

an so they all prepared

dash went up to big mac cabin knoiwng this bmight be the last time she cs him

"yes" mac shock in said as she entdered the rooms

big mac knew what shea wanted an didnt not questuioned it

dash took off her clothe reaveling her ture look

a fucking getty images stock photo

"ur not veyr good at photoshop" mac said

"i know"

the next day was day for the changelings

big woked up imediatedly noticing a bad small in the wroom

"whats that smell" he said

"oh no" it was dashs rotting coopse because she forgot to eat

"another casuallt nbeucase of the changeli" he clenked his hoove in anger

"everyone to the  barn" mac said loud

"except dddaaaasssshh"

and so evurewon showed up in the barn

"ok tame... this is how we going to defeat the changelin" mac said

"how?" sporkle said

"this" mac responded in commadingly

"how?"

"this"

"how?"

this? ""

"how"

"ok team... i know this will be very hard and difficult and porbaly chalenging..." mac said having a flashpack about his time in vietnam..

"yo alright, dog?" celestia said

mac woke up back to reality an coninuted

"LETS MAKE THE WORL sorry caps lets make the world proud team!" mac showted

evyerthing went by so fast next thing big mac knew he was in front of the last changeling

"how do i defeat it?" she pard mumbled to himself starting in awe at the changelin

he was badilly wounded an was lost of hope

sosudenly a child appared before the mac

"the ansare is simple" the STUPID looking little FUCKING kid said

"what is your flavorite color?" hen contenued

"uh greens a nice color i shoppose" nac said

"then all changelin and orgenics will mix together an you will die"

"wait" hsdchksd