They dragged the bodies into her library. Once inside they sat down on the staircase and talkd more. "So... Twi, can I call you that? How did I get here?" Roach asked taking off his helemt and ruflfing his short light brown hair.
"Oh, well, I was trying out this new experiment so I could gain infinite knowledge, but instead it kind of blew up and I guess it opened a portal to another world! Kind of a shame, I mean, I'll have to start working on another potion." "Why would you want infinite knowledge?" "Well, you know, I want to be Celestia's best student and all!" she blushed a little. She loved Celestia,but not in that kinda of way! NO! Though she would be too embarrassed to admit to having that shrine to her in a secret compartment in a hidden area behind a bookcase. "Oh! You probably want to know how to get back to your world right?"
"Oh! No, no no no no no no no no no. Why would I be worried about going back there?? It's not like I'm in a strange world and may never see my family or friends again! Soap may get mad at me for being missing though.. And Ghost.. He might get worried. Unless... You could bring him here too right?" He asked expectantly.
"Uhh, I'm not sure, even if I could I don't think wat would be a good idea. I don't even know how I got you guys here so trying to get someone here on puposre, that's not a good idea." She frowned as he looked a bit dejected. "I'm sorry but its just not safe."
"It's okay, I really don't want to go anyway... War, war never changes."
"... okay."
"Umm... excuse me, but, who are you?" a female voice asked.
They looked at the blonde woman, she had a very pretty face and blue eyes. Next to her, the one in the green had finally woken up as well, he was also blonde, but with short hair, a handsome face, and deeper blue eyes.
You're in Ponyville! twilight replied.
"Pony.. ville..?" she repeated to herself quietly. "You're a talking pony?"
"Well, yes, we all are! Oh... wait... That may not be normal where you come from... is it? Anyway, my name is Twilight Sparkle! What's your name?" She smiled.
"Zelda, Princess Zelda. And this is our land's Hero of Time, Link." She gestured to him and he nodded slightly.
Link...? What an odd name. "So where do you two come from?"
"Hyrule, it's a great kingdom... though, now that we're here I have no idea how it will be when we return if Gannondorf gets his hands on it again," she sighed.
"Well, I'll have to start finding a way to get you guys back as soon as I can! We can't have your kingdom attacked by this Gannondork character!" she said trotting down the stairs.
"His name is Gannondorf... He's a very evil sorceerer of the Gerudo tribe and is not to be made fun of." She scowled in worry.
"My name's Roach by the way," Roach chimed in, also heading down the stairs.
"Follow me guys! I know where we can go to sort this all out!"
"Where?" they asked in unison.
"SUGARCUBE CORNER!" she exclaimed excitedly as she bit into a cupcake.
She wasn't sure when it happened, but oh boy did it happen. In fact it started to happn 3 days ago. It was all when she was doing an experiment in her basement in the library, which was a tree. She was creating this thig that would create a way for her to gain infitine knowledge, however, instead it had started to bubble a lot and looked like it was about to explode, so Twilight Sparkle ran and threw it out her window, where it exploded in the air. Now on this day, Tuesday, she was leaving her home when there was a loud crackling sound as part of the sky riped open. The sky darkend as a vortex opened up and dropped 4 things onto the ground. 3 looked human and the other like a light blue parasprite. She appraoched them caustiously.
"Hello? Are you okay?" she asked prodding the one with a green hat with her lavender hoof. He groaned a little, but laid there face first on the grass. She walked over to one of the others, a girl in a pink dress, she was unconscious. She couldn't find the parasprite, if that was what it was. The last person there had started to sit up. He wore a black military uniform and helmet. A soldier? In Equestria? What were the odds of that happening? It couldn't be very likely. She stood in front of him and asked, "Are you alright? Where did you come from? How did you get here? Why are you here? Are you hurt???"
He rubbed the back of his neck. "No, I think I'm alright... Nice to meet you-- Wait, aren't you...?" He seemed to gawk at her as if in awe. "Your Twilight Sparkle!!!!!"
"Yes... I am, how did you know?" Twilight Spackle asked.
"Well I watch your sh--" He was cut off by a bubble gum pink hoof over his mouth.
"She can't knoooooow..." the pony whispered in his ear and then vanished.
"SO who are you? I've never seen a person before!"
"That name's Gary Sanderson, but uh, you can call me Roach."
Author's Note
Congratulations! You've made it to the bottom of the first chapter. This story is not to be taken seriously. It is a sort of parody (or rather troll fic) of many of the horrible things within fan fictions! So I hope you enjoyed it because it hurts me to type so badly. See you in the next chapter!
