Warning: this story is full of nonsense and bizarre events, abandon all logic and sanity on your way in!
The sun rose on the bright morning of the town of Ponyville in Equestria. In the library Spike the Dragon groaned as he woke up from a splendid dream of him marrying Rarity (and the cake was made entirely of jewels so everyone who eat the cake except for him had to go to the dentist the next day) to find some sort of tentacle jellyfish monster on his bed.
“AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! TWILIGHT, HELP THERE IS A FREAKY MUTANT MONSTER ON MY BED!!!!!” Spike shouted in shock trying to hit the creature with his tail.
Twilight came into the room glaring at Spike as she took the creature that now seemed to be crying now into her arms “Spike, what have I told you about scaring your new baby brother? This is your last warning, so be nice or no gems for the rest of the month!”
Spike glared as he just went back to sleep. “Don’t worry Rollypolly; Spike is just being a big dumb meanie, after he gets some more sleep he will be ready to play with you like he promised.” Twilight cooed as she used the magic of her horn to levitate the creature into large metal shell thing.
“I probably should have told Spike that I took Rollypolly out of his shell last night because he wanted to sleep with his big brother, I will have it cleared up later!” Twilight thought as the creature was driving about in the metal thing.
Over a week ago Twilight Sparkle had gone on an adventure trying to find the origin of the little filly Pegasus Scootaloo which involved bizarre nonsensical story after bizarre nonsensical story with lots of ponies thinking she was the daughter of Nightmare Moon for some reason (which Princess Luna even believed). She lost count of all the times she hit her head against a table during the adventure. At least she discovered it was her friend Fluttershy who wrote the Daring Doo books during that adventure.
During such an instance she was hiding in a broom closet where she met a baby alien Dalek and (what could be used as evidence of her permanently lost some of her sanity during the adventure or due to the brain damage she had sustained) she bonded with it and decided to adopt it, with the name Rollypolly.
Needles to say Spike was terrified when he met his new ‘baby brother’ who decided to ‘glompinate’ him.
“Rollypolly I want to say something to you, I have been getting reports that you have been found ‘exterminating’ Changelings!” Twilight said in a disapproving tone of voice “what have I told you about doing that?”
“Not until Rollypolly is at least twelve” Rollypolly responded in a sad voice “sorry Mama Sparkle, Rollypolly promises that he will behave!”
“Good to hear it.” Twilight stated with a smile as she went over and gave Rollypolly a kiss on the shell.
Then there was a knock on the door and Twilight answered it to reveal the former ever tyrant of the Crystal Kingdom King Sombra.
“King Sombra what are you doing here?” asked Twilight puzzled and dumbfounded “or better yet, how are you alive?”
“Well you see my ghost was sent to the afterlife but I decided to go back since it was boring with no ponies for me to enslave, I had managed to bring myself back to life using a Plot Device!” Sombra explained.
“A Plot device really?” questioned Twilight “why are you here anyway? To get revenge for pretty much killing you, taking away your kingdom and the fact that Pinkie Pie accidentally broke all the ornaments in your old palace?”
“No that’s not why I am here............. she did what? I will deal with her later then.” Sombra exclaimed “I want to share my own origin story of the filly you call Scootaloo!”
“NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Twilight thundered so loud it could be heard from outside the fourth wall “I just managed to pay off my therapy bills from that stupid quest, I got my answer anyway!”
“But mine is so interesting!” Sombra begged “it has cyborg pirates, ghosts, ninja janitors and everything! Seriously the ponies I told it too in the afterlife loved it!”
“I don’t care so no!”
“Please?”
“no!”
“Please?”
“No!”
“Well then!” King Sombra bellowed loudly with a dark echo to his voice and his horn now shining a dark purple light “I will now have to transport you to a dark dungeon where I will keep you and force you to listen to my story!”
“Okay that’s it, Sombra you have now officially annoyed me!” Twilight shouted enraged at Sombra almost going Rapidash for a second (which Sombra became scared of for a second) “Rollypolly come here please!”
“Yes mama Sparkle.” Asked Rollypolly as he rolled over.
“Will you please be a dear and get rid of our intruder here?” asked Twilight pointing her horn at Sombra who looked scared at the metal baby Dalek in front of him.
“Rollypolly obeys Mama Sparkle’s request!” Rollypolly said as he began rolling over to Sombra “Exterminate! Exterminate!”
“What? AAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!” Sombra screamed as Rollypolly from the blaster on his head vaporised Sombra, with all left was his ashes and his horn.
“What is this horn made out of adamantium or something? I wonder if the doctor will take me back to that X Men dimension as I never finished reading all the books Professor X had in his library.....” Twilight thought in her head as she levitated the horn inside her house and placed it in a special drawer.
“Can I get back to sleep to sleep now?” Spike asked as the noise had waked him up.
“Later Spike as you promised to play with Rollypolly today, remember?” Twilight said levitating Spike out of his bed.
“Oh no, I completely forgot!” Spike moaned at having to spend time with his so called ‘baby brother’.
“Play nice now!” Twilight said as Rollypolly chased a screaming Spike out of the library.
“Rollypolly like to play with Spike! Playinate! Playinate!”
“HHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP MMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE PPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Now to put an end to Spike’s torment (for now at least) we end this chapter!
