Chapter 2

Chapter 2

4E 202

The Rift, Skyrim. Somewhere southeast of Shor's Stone.

Barely 4 yards away from Isen, were 6 women. It wasn't the fact that they were women that surprised Isen, no, it was their clothes. Or lack of. These people were in the middle of the forest, naked. Pushing that fact aside (and at the same time trying to ignore the fact he was blushing a hot pink), Isen surveyed the 6 figures. They were sitting in a small clearing dotted with small amounts of shrubbery. The women themselves were quite unique as well.

The first one he sighted was about his age, maybe younger, and had dark indigo hair with pink highlights. Her eyes, violet in color, stared intently on a nearby tree; brow furrowed in a state of thought.

The next one had…wait a second. Isen rubbed his eyes and looked back at the girl. She had rainbow-colored hair! Who would have hair arranged in the colors of a rainbow?! Her eyes, at least, were a normal magenta. She also possessed long legs and, with the build and shape of her body, was definitely athletic.

The third one, leaning against a nearby tree, was tall. While the others reached the average height of an Imperial, this women was only 2 inches shorter than himself. The lady had blonde hair that was kept in a crude ponytail and was covered by…some sort of hat, he guessed? Her eyes were emerald in color, and her face bore hundreds of freckles. With the physical build of her arms and legs, she was a laborer of some sort.

The next one was probably the most beautiful women Isen ever laid eyes on. Her face was polished. Her Sapphire eyes held a seductive tone in them. Her curly, purple hair reached down to the small of her back. The curves of her body were just…wow!

Cursing silently, Isen slapped himself to get refocused.

The fifth girl was the most peculiar. Her hair was a solid, bright pink. Her eye color, however, was lost to Isen, as she continually skipped in a circle around the clearing. Drugs. Definitely some kind of narcotic was at work.

The last girl however, held his most attention.

She had beautiful teal eyes that shrank into pinpricks at every sound. Her flowing, pale pink hair draped over her left shoulder. She was very thin, with long arms and legs.

She was…beautiful.

Isen slowly started to approach when a sharp 'snap!' was heard. The 6 girls turned their heads at him, their brows raised in surprise.

'Well…damn.'

Twilight Sparkle was having a bad day. A really bad day. First, some weird portal appears in the middle of Ponyville. Next, the portal sucks in the surrounding objects. In this case: Twilight and all her friends. Finally, they all wake up in the middle of a forest in the bodies of sort of hairless ape. Now Applejack was having an argument with Rainbow Dash; Rarity was complaining about how the dirt would ruin her mane; Pinkie Pie was being…well, Pinkie Pie; and Fluttershy was cowering and on the verge of tears.

'Ug, why me of all ponies?' Twilight thought.

"Look, Twilight probably messed with another spell and transported us here." said Rainbow Dash, still carrying on the debate with Applejack.

Applejack frowned. "And Ah' say tha-"

Before A.J. could continue, a loud 'snap!' was heard from behind the girls. Everypony (Besides Fluttershy, who darted behind the nearest tree.) turned to face the source.

Standing before them was a figure clad in some sort of grey armor. From what Twilight could see, he was a hairless ape of the same species, be it burlier and larger. The majority of its face was covered by some sort of helmet with two horns spiraling downwards on the side of its head.

It was tall, even taller than Applejack, who, in her new form, was the largest amongst them. From beneath its helm she saw two dark blue orbs stared back in a state of surprise. Around its mouth, which was turned in a small frown, was what seemed to be a 5 o'clock shadow.

Then, the creature spoke.

"Well…damn." it said.

The girls, thinking it was talking to them, took offense. Applejack and Rainbow got into fighting stances while Twilight and the rest of the girls stepped back in surprise. It was, no doubt about it, sentient. And judging by the pitch and depth of the voice, it was male.

"Tell us who did this, pardner, and we'll take it easy on ya!" yelled Applejack, enticingly.

Rainbow Dash smirked and followed with, "Or are you too scared that we'll beat the hay out of you, ya oversized chicken?"

Before Twilight could warn Dash of the possible dangers, she noticed something. Looking over at the creature, she noticed its once confused expression went to one that produced giggling! Twilight had never known somepony who laughed in the face of Ponyville's two strongest residents.

Dash replaced her confidant smile with a look of puzzlement. "What did I say?" she asked.

The iron-clad figure then moved from giggling to straight out laughing! Twilight could hear Rarity ask, "What's so funny?"

The creature clutched his stomach as he looked at Pinkie. "It's just that all of you," he said gesturing to the six girls in front of him, "are out in the middle of the woods, butt-naked, I might add, challenging a complete stranger to battle without weapons!" At this, he started to cracking-up at the humor, doubling over and clutching his stomach.

As he continued to laugh, he failed to notice that Pinkie disappear in thin air and slowly rise from behind him.

"Hello! My name's Pinkie Pie! What's yours?!" Pinkie asked from behind the creature.

"BY THE EIGHT!" cried the surprised being, literally jumping a foot into the air, twisting to face Pinkie and pulling something off of his back in one swift motion. Twilight realized that it was a sword! He held at Pinkie in a threatening gesture, shaking rapidly in his grip. "How in Oblivion did you do that?!" he questioned her.

"Do what, silly?" replied Pinkie, still keeping on an innocent smile. She was just beaming at the hairless ape, which made Twilight more nervous every second.

Taking this as her cue, Twilight responded with: "It's just Pinkie Pie being Pinkie Pie. Don't worry." The ape slowly sheathed his sword and looked back at Twilight.

"Did you just say her name was Pinkie Pie?" It said incredulously. He started taking looks at the girls, probably making sure there was no real threat. He shook his head and muttered something along the lines of, "This day just keeps getting better and better."