Tales of Epic Proportions

Underline = Action/ Italics=Audiance adressing

They say that a Battlefield has many places, and that it can tear even the strongest of men apart.

However, what does a man do when the true battlefield rages within his own soul?

Just when we were getting over the situation at hand, I noticed a blue blur fly straight towards me. Before I was able to react, the blue blur rammed into me with the force of a drugged and confused angry guy shouting "WHERE AM I". Needless to say, I hit the ground. HARD.

"OWWIEEEEEEEE!!! Y U HURT ME?!?! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOU!!! I said angrily at the blue blur that ran into me.

"WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU HERE?!" The blur said in a very familiar tomboyish tone of voice.

When the voice said that, Rodrick stopped and looked at what he was knocked down by. He saw a Sky blue pegasus with a rainbow mane and tail, Magenta eyes and a cloud with a Rainbow colored lightning bolt on it's flank. At this sight, Rodrick found he was staring and glaring at none other than the Element of loyalty(and possibly, the most bad ass pony in the world), Rainbow Dash. He also noticed that this famous pony is EXTREMLY pissed off at him and kept eyeing him in suspicion.

I never did get that apology from you, Rainbow Crash.

How do i know that nickname?  I know a lot about you and your friends. Like I said before, I have seen your past events; including your excursion into the humanversion of your world Twily; You gotta tell me about that later.

How do I know about that? My bosses told me about that a little bit ago. I'll add that into the story when we get to it; Now, if you please?

"Ummmmm.....why are you looking at me like that?" I said out of fear.

"ANSWER THE QUESTIONS!!!!!" Rainbow said angrily

"GOOD JOB, RAINBOW DASH!"

Rainbow Dash and Rodrick look to see that a lavender colored Alicorn with purple eyes was glaring daggers at the rainbow themed pegasus; Apparently angry at her for tackling their unexpected guest. The Alicorn had Violet eyes, and a mane that was all different shades of the ultra-violet spectrum and waved on an invisible wind. This is the Newly crowned Princess; Twilight Sparkle.(aka the most OP'ed alicorn ever.)

Rodrick started backing away in fear and caution as the lavender Alicorn came closer. then Twilight noticed other beings in the clearing as well. Rodrick started to look in cautious aggresion as she approached them. Twilight got a huge,unnerving grin on her face as her horn glowed a light purple.

"um....what are you doing?" I said worriedly

"Just an identification spell, Don't worry;it's harmless."

"Really? An Identification spell?" I deadpanned "Even though I know little about magic, I KNOW that spell is made up. It sounds like something a four year old made up. You always were a bad liar."

Twilight stood there in shock and awe at what she heard while Rainbow was Laughing her flank off.

Apparently I caught on to your Horse puckey sooner than you thought; huh Twily?

Don't give me that look.

I knew the moment you made that unnerving grin; that's the grin you make when you discover something new and/or mysterious.

Try not to get to down. I get like that too sometimes.

Really Really. Now where was I?

"Care to tell me what your actually going to---"

That was all Rodrick said before he got knocked out by a pair of orange hooves.

Well after that little incident; I found myself in a black void, wandering aimlessly, hoping that I would eventually find a way out. All of a sudden a Bright flash of light filled the room. I found myself in that field again. The two Dragons appeared again,this time with stern faces.

"Rodrick, You and your brothers are destined for greatness. The world you are in is in serious danger."

"The one that is feared will return and he will bring devestation and calamity to this world."

"It has already brought it's wrath to your world. Watch this.

Youtube Video

"This is...........Horrible!!"

"It's up to you to save this world and make sure this never happens again."

"We have sent you a variety of supplies and a bag of this world's currency through the portal to you."

"Also, We have given you and your brothers some additional blessings to help on your quest."

GOOD LUCK HEROES!!!

Rodrick woke up in a gloomy, dank dungeon cell in a currently unknown location. He noticed that his brothers were in the same cell as him some awake, some still unconcious. Suddenly Rodrick heard a voice from across the room.

"Ah, You are awake."

"Ugh....where am I?" I said painfully

"You are in the dungeon below Canterlot Castle and are my prisoner."

"Canterlot? Did anyon--ANYPONY drag us here?" I asked

"Twilight Sparkle called for the guards to imprison you and your friends."

"Where is she anyhoof? Last thing I remember was a pair of orange hooves slamming into my face." I stated matter-of-factly

"She and her friends are currently upstairs. Now I must ask;who and WHAT are you?"

"Wait....WHAT?!?!"

Sure enough, I was human again. From my fingers and toes to the feel of my face. I was one hundred percent human. I was even clothed, go figure.

How was I dressed? I don't know. Maybe it's one of the so called "blessings" that the dragons were talking about?

The other thing I noticed was this extreme uncomfortable feeling on my back. I reached back and felt what was bothering me. I reached back again and pulled the object forward. Then I saw them; A large pair of wings,one black with white at the base one white with black on its base.

Hey Twilight, you got a book on wings? Why? Because when I tugged my wing too hard it send a kind of shock through my back,up and down my spine. From then on I noticed that wings are sensitive, and I would like to know why.

Why are you all blushing like that? WHOA, REALLY? So they're kinda like.....*AHEM*. Okay, MOVING OOOOOOONNN!!!!!

"I'm human again........well mostly." I said Nonchalantly

"WHAT DOST THOU MEAN 'AGAIN' CREATURE?"

Upon hearing the extremly loud voice, Rodrick cringed in pain; While The first voice was apparently angered by it.

"Dear sister, you're supposed to refraim from using the Canterlot Royal Voice."

"THAT was your sister? Sounded like a dragon shouted into my ears."

Apparently your voice was so loud that it caused all of my siblings to awaken almost instantly. You must be quite the singer when needed.

Ganulf!!! NOT THE TIME FOR BEDROOM JOKES!!!!!!!! Sorry about him, he has a twisted sense of humor.

"How long were you guy awake?" I asked curiously

"Shortly after you did." Isaiah said off-handedly

"Uuuuumm....why is it dark? Is it night time?" Gerik asked curiously.

"No, little brother. we are trapped in an underground prison." I deadpanned  "and how is it dark when I can see you clearly?"

"What he speaks is true, little.....thing."

"We have names, you know." Isaiah said.

"The name's Isaiah" He stated proudly in a semi-deep voice

"My name is Rodrick" I said in a deep polite voice

"Ganulf" he said in an uncaring tone.

"I'm Gerik How ya doin'." he said in a semi high-pitched voice

"I'm Renac and who might you be?" he said in a deep caring voice.

"I am Princess Celestia and this is my sister Princess Luna. We rule Canterlot together."

When we found out who we were talking to, We found ourselves dumbfounded with this fact; We're not in Kansus anymore.

"Okay, might we ask what you all are doing here and How you wound up in our garden?" Luna asked curiously.

"I can answer that but can we go somewhere more comfortable?"

What did you expect? You wouldn't talk either if you were in a dank dark jail cell!

"Oh! Of course. We put you in here to make sure you weren't a threat but after your manners and demeaner, we find you to be good at heart." Celestia said

"PRINCESSES!!!!"

Suddenly, a guard came bursting in the hallway carrying five back packs, each with a symbol of two dragons of opposite colors circling each other. Each pack looking like nothing was in it.

"HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT OUR CONVERSATION!!!!!" Luna shouted in the royal canterlot voice looking very annoyed.

"Your highnesses, we found these laying on the ground where the strangers have landed, along with a piece of paper."

"WAIT..... can I see the paper please?" Rodrick asked cautiously

As soon as Rodrick touched the paper, it started to glow a bright red. the packs glowed a deep purple and suddenly looked significantly fuller. When the glowing stopped, letters appeared on the paper.

When the letters appeared, I was quite startled. When my brain caught up to me,after the initial shock, I looked at the letter and on the front of it was a short message in bold letters I read aloud so that every one could hear. This is what it said word per word.

READ ALOUD IN THE PRESENCE OF THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY AND THE RULERS OF THE LAND. MESSAGE WILL REMAIN HIDDEN UNTIL SAID CONDITIONS ARE MEET. IN THE BAGS ARE FOOD FOR YOUR RESPECTIVE SPECIES. ENJOY YOUR MEAL.

TWI AND LA.

When the letter was finished, Celestia told the guard to hand over our bags and i distributed them accordingly.

No there was nothing dangerous in the bags.

Only things in them were some napkins, some crushed red peppers, and some parmesian cheese. and those were just the side pockets. when we opened the actual pack, we found a most glourious display.

Inside the packs were five 36', freshly baked and topping specific.....

"PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!"

Needless to say, we ate like ROYALTY.

What was on them?

Are you sure you want to know?

Fine. Renac's had spinich, extra cheese, and bell peppers, Gerik's had every sort of gem imaginable with lots of cheese on top, Ganulf's had Mushrooms, peppers, onions and pineapple, Isaiah's had four different types of chesse and some habeneros on top, All of which were in boxes.

What about mine?

Well as you may no doubt be aware, griffons eat meat.

Thats right mine had meat on it, and LOTS of it, even some mushrooms, and I LOOOOOVED IT.

Don't look at me like that, griffons gotta eat.

Another thing about these pizzas, theirs were on a whole wheat crust, mine was a plane crust, all of which was cheese-filled.

I know. It makes your mouth water, don't it?

After our meals, we were lead out of the dungeons to what i assumed to be the throne/audience room. Well, let's just say that when i saw your faces, I was very, VERY, angry.

"YOU!!!!!"

That was all that was said when Rodrick cast his eyes on the six smaller ponies in front of the throne room steps. more specifically, a certain cyan pegasus and orange earth pony. The ponies looked in fear as Rodrick changed to his enraged state for the second time. Rodrick started to rush the ponies in a fit of berzerker rage. Before he could make contact however,Isaiah stepped in and restrained Rodrick before he could reach the ponies.

"Dude, get a grip will ya!!!" Isaiah said in a sarcastic tone.

"SAYS THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK!!!!" Rodrick said in an Angry,Demonic voice

"We're here on a mission remember? You can't just go and attack our clients like that."

"Your right Isaiah." Rodrick said in a regretful voice

"Besides, you can get them back AFTER we're done here" Ganulf said in a matter of fact tone

This statement brought a Wide smile on Rodrick's face. All the ponies gulped at the implications behind that statement.

Now that I think about it, I still need to get you two back for what you did to me.

Naw, I'm not going to hurt them......to bad hehehe.

So after my little temper tantrum we walked into a room behind the two thrones. What was that room anyway?

A Meeting hall? For the Stable of Nobles? why let us use such an important room? Privacy purposes? Alright I guess.....

After rodrick and his brothers, plus their ponie escorts came into the room, They introduced each other in their own ways.After introductions were made; you and your brothers told them everything that happened to them before coming to their world.