RD Sexes a Laptop

by DaemoN67

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Random, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash
Length: 1285

Rainbow's lappy bluescreens, so she rapes it.

Rainbow's lappy bluescreens, so she rapes it.

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Trigger warnings: Solo pony x laptop. What else?

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Started writing this all by myself, but if I hadn't brought in the beautiful Prince Solstice (master of inanimate object fornication), this would have remained half-completed for quite a while.

Published 2013-06-14 16:30:04 UTC
Last updated 2013-06-14 16:30:04 UTC

Chapter 1

As she laid on the floor, forehoof in crotch, Rainbow Dash stared at the laptop screen, at the blue screen of death, completely dumbfounded at what had happened. Stupid Intail had crashed, and halfway through her masturbation too! It wasn’t every day she felt like staying up this late, and on one of the rare times she did, and chose to spend that time with her ‘trusty’ computer, it has the audacity to crash on her!

“Dumb Windows, and I was so close!” RD exclaimed, slamming the lid down with her wet hoof.

She sighed dejectedly, her funtimes having been ruined, and slowly propped herself up on the floor, her bedroom now in almost complete darkness. She was all alone, no more saucy images of her friends to clop to, just her breathing and the whirring of the fan contained within the borked computer.

Now that her source of clop material was gone, she began to head toward her bed and continue her session, but she looked back at where the Intail rested on the floor, lights flashing away. Well, the silly piece of technology had gone and betrayed her... maybe she could... punish it? Rainbow grinned, and shuffled back over to it, laying back down in the same position as before.

Rainbow extended her still-damp hoof and started stroking the front edge of the lid, before rubbing circles around the logo in the centre of the lid. She softly planted her lips against the latch of the lid, fitting her tongue in the little grooves formed by the bits of plastic.

“Mmm, yes,” Dash cuddled up to the computer. “You’re going to give me a good time, blue screen or not.”

Rainbow Dash lifted the laptop to her body, pressing it against her torso, the warmth seeping through her coat and making her sweat. With the angle she had it, the fan was blowing against her pussy. The feeling of hot air against her wet clit caused Dash to groan, and grip the laptop tighter.

“Oh Celestia! You know how to touch me just right.” She rubbed the top of it; keeping the jet of air against her muff. She brought the laptop’s USB ports up to her mouth, and wiggled the tip of her tongue in the small hole. It seemed to electrify her and the air around her, and she began passionately making out with the chosen port. A hoof began slowly stroking the cover, and Dash moaned into the laptop’s hole. She slid her tongue out and began licking the entire cover.

The air was beginning to make her crotch too warm for comfort, so Rainbow set the computer down again, “I need things to pick up pace now.” With one hoof between her legs massaging her button, she fetched a USB flash drive from her bedside table. Panting, she shakily inserted it into the moist hole, sliding in with ease from the lubrication of Dash’s drool.

The flash drive into position, Rainbow worked at getting the laptop into position as well. Opening the screen a little and propping the computer on the floor so the USB was pointing skyward. This created a sweet blue glow around Rainbow Dash as she prepared to sit on the laptop.

Slowly she began to insert the flash drive inside her moist hole, letting out slight moan as it penetrated her and a flow of juices poured out. She had already worked herself so much she about ready to climax. She just needed a little extra push. She began to slowly insert the flash drive inside herself, building up a steady pace as her wings were spread as far as her legs were. She wanted it to go deeper and she began picking up the pace to compensate for the lack of length. The friction began to build up, and the juices were covering the screen, the keyboard, and the USB ports.

Her pace began to fill her with uncontrollable horniness. She was unable to think clearly and every time she opened her eyes, they were rolled into the back of her head. She was gasping for breath and arching her back, letting out frantic moans as the USB penetrated her hole. The feeling of ecstasy pulsating through her body kept her building up her pace to the point she couldn’t go any faster.

“OH FUCK! I’m gonna cum!” She kept going her back arched even farther, then there was a snap. She had been too rough on her poor USB, as it snapped off inside the laptop.

“Awe, shit, I was even closer than last time too. Stupid unreliable electronics.” She looked around for something else to use when she noticed a rather thick Wonderbolts Academy pen sitting in her pencil cup. It was much larger than the USB and she quickly grabbed it. She began to use it to massage her clit as she let out a moan of relief.

“I needed something bigger!” She slowly lifted the pen up to her mouth and licked her fluids. It tasted like a mixture of sweet and sour. She could feel her pussy pulsating begging to fuck some more. She quickly inserted the pen into her pussy and to her surprise it began to twist.

“It’s electronic! Maybe if I would actually write more I would have found that out.” She didn’t care as the pen was drilling her snatch caused even more fluid to come out. She looked over at her laptop and quickly snatched it up as she left the pen inside her. She began to lick the port holes again, and her fluids had absolutely drenched her laptop. The fan began to blow against her snatch again, heating it up even more. She was very close, and she took the pen out of her sloppy muff, and jammed it into the power plug of her laptop. She then bent over fully exposing her self, and lifted her laptop between her legs and inserted the pen drill deep inside of her. She started out fucking herself very fast from the get go. She didn’t want to stop.

“Ahhh! Oh! My poor wet snatch wants to be fucked!” She rolled over on her back, her wings spread wide and exposed her snatch even more. The pen was as far inside her as possible as she was keeping the pace. The laptop was smacking against her clit. She was very close, and her fluids began to seep into the power adapter.

“What the ff-f-f-f...” She was experiencing a huge electrical discharge from her laptop. However it was just enough shock to reach her snatch. The electrical shock caused her to climax, it was unlike any sensation she’d ever felt. It activated a small amount of adrenaline as it scared her, causing her to actually release a massive amount of fluid to the point there was a puddle beginning to build up.

Rainbow took the pen/laptop combo out of her pussy with a small strand of her fluid that dissipated as she threw it aside. Her pussy was throbbing still and she was trying her best to catch her breath. She released a small puddle as fluid oozed out, even getting her asshole wet. Her entire pussy was soaked as she sat there waiting for her climax to cease. She finally caught her breath but was unable to move, she felt paralyzed out of exhaustion and the shock tensing up her muscles. She slowly looked over at her laptop, it sat there in its glory of having fucked her. She was in absolute awe, she had never climaxed like that before. She was so satisfied. Who knew electronics were shockingly good for masturbation...