Punky Pistolby Excitable Cult-PonyChaptersShe's a rebel, she's a saint...We Are All We Have Tonight...Atomic GardenShe's a rebel, she's a saint... " I'm on my last break.I burned down ONE house, and I destroy ONE window,or maybe 2,or maybe 7.Either way,the cops exaggerated.Its only my 4th time in bars,and they're already telling me i'm on my last chance.One more mess up,and i'm screwed.Damn, its getting late.I better get home." Oh crap,I haven't told you about me.I'm Punky Pistol, punk rock legend.Or one day at least.i got a crappy apartment,no job,and a attitude. I get odd-jobs every blue moon, or whatever the saying is,but my bread and butter is theft.Never big things, just stuff like cigarettes,bottles of booze,pocket change, whatever I can find.The scene here is dead,i'm the only punk in 100 miles, as far as I know.Every day,I wake up, steal some change,and hope i don't get caught.I'm alone,got no friends or family here.A girlfriend would be nice, maybe a pegasus,like me.Well that's me.Really,that's it. The sun was setting,and the sky is pretty.Few things make me happy,but the sky does.I haven't flew my entire life,I never had the chance,or the training.My life is boring,boring,boring.Then BAM!Sonic blast goes through my ears.A blue pegasus with rainbow colored hair flies through the air."Oh crap!",I say, because of my ears exploding.She lands.I'm able to notice her attractiveness much easier now that she had stopped moving."Dude,"I can barely understand her."Are you ok?" "Yeah, i'm fine. I'm just dizzy"."Sorry about that," she says."Its alright,who are you?" "You haven't heard of me", she chuckles,"what, have you been living under a rock?"."In a way"."I'm Rainbow Dash,the best flyer in all of Ponyville!" "Woah lucky!," she is,in my book."Yeah," Dash says,"You wanna fly around?". "I cant," I say sadly,"I never learned how to fly". "Don't worry, Dash says to me happily,"I can teach you!"Dash grabs my hand and takes me to the roof of a building."All you have to do is flap your wings and jump!".I don't thinks its really that easy,but what the hell.I try to flap my wings and I run of the roof.I fall. We Are All We Have Tonight... I don't know what I expected.Now my entire body is aching.Dash flew down laughing."Oh god,you're horrible.Lets try this some other time"."Good idea",I say.I get up and start walking."Hey I have to go home",Dash says,"see ya!".Then I remembered something.I didn't pay my apartment rent.I REALLY don't want to sleep on the sidewalk tonight."Hey Dash!",I shout out.She comes over."Yeah?",She says."Sorry to ask,but can I stay at your place tonight?"."Um,why?""I didn't pay my rent..."."uh sure dude,one sec".She grabs me by my sides and starts flying up in the sky."What the hell?!",I shout out."Don't worry",Dash says,"I live up here!". After flying for a few terrifying minutes,We got to Dash's house.But it wasn't really a house.It looked more like a palace,with rainbow waterfalls around it.The most interesting part was the fact it was on a cloud!Well, !@$# logic.We walk into her house and I notice the entire scene changed.The walls are gray,with rock posters and newspapers and the like hanging on the walls."The guest room is over her",Dash says, pointing at a door.I go in and see the room looks much more simpler than the rest.Gray walls,one small bed,a drawer.Simple stuff."sorry about the lack of stuff,"Dash says sadly,"I don't get guests often". "Its fine",I say.Dash leaves and I lay on the bed with my thoughts"Dang,she's hot!Is she single?Is she married?Is she straight?"These thoughts helped me fall asleep tonight,but the sound of The Ramones"I Wanna Be Sedated"woke me up. I got up and followed the sound of the music and it led me to Dash's room.I knocked on her door.No answers.I opened the door and saw Dash,sitting on her bed,smoking weed,she looked at me,and jumped in shock."Uh,whats going on",I say."You know,stuff."There was a awkward silence.After a while,Dash hands over a joint."You want some?"Well,how can resist?I light the joint and the fun begins.we play awesome punk rock songs and have grand amounts of fun.I woke up the next morning in bed,with Dash.Oh crap. Atomic Garden Oh god,what happened last night.actually I think I know.This is probably not good.Dash woke up and looked at me with worryingly."Uh,what happened last night?,"Dash asked."I have no idea,"I said."Well,I better get some breakfast.you want some?"."Um,sure".We get up and walk over to the kitchen and she made some eggs and bacon.I haven't had a decent meal in a month."Thanks Dash.", I say happily as chomping down on some bacon."Hey Punky want to see something cool?"."Sure why not."Dash led me to a room full of posters,CD's,and interments."Woah,are these all yours?"."Yeah,can you play anything?"."I played guitar as a kid",I said,"Can I play?"."Go ahead,"she said.I tried to play a few notes,and Dash seemed interested."One second,"Dash went over and started playing a set of drums.We started jamming to a Dead Kennedys.After a while,we stop playing.I put down the guitar and get closer to Dash.I lean closer to her face,and kiss her.She closes her eyes and wrap her arms around me.Wow.That was awesome.After kissing,Dash smiles at me."We should go do something later",I suggest."Like what?"."Want to go to a bar?" "Sure sounds good.What bar?" "It's called the Atomic Garden." "Oh I heard of that place.Lets go at 7pm." "Alright, its a plan." I went to the Atomic Garden at about 6:30,just to get ready.Surprisingly Dash was already there,waiting."There you are!",she says.""Lets go in!".We walk into the bar.The Atomic Garden is known as the Ponyville Punk scene's main bar,and the owner is proud of it.He made the club concrete,has band posters everywhere,and even names foods after bands!When we get in,somepony shouts,"Oh no!The bands a no-show!What are we going to do!" "Hey Punky",Dash says,"We should play!"That other pony jumped over to us."You will?!That's awesome!What are you going to play?!How much bits do you want?!Oh hi Rainbow Dash!" "Oh,Hi Pinkypie." "You know her?", I ask.Yeah",said Dash,"She's one of my friends." "She's one of my super-duper-ultra-best-friend!",Pinkypie said."But besides the point,I need you to play!" "Lets do it Punky,it will be fun!"."Alright",I say,"Lets do this." Pinkypie hands me over a guitar and Dash gets on some drums.Some other ponies also get on stage,and get some instruments.I walk up to the mike and get my guitar ready.I decided to start with Social Distortions"Ball in Chain".At the end of the song,the crowd cheers.Now lets try The Sex Pistols"Pretty Vacant".They love it.One last song.Bad Religions "Superman".They're rioting down there.Pinkiepie jumps on stage and calls us off and tell everyone goodnight."Thanks Dash,That was fun".She kisses me."I had fun too,see you tomorrow.
She's a rebel, she's a saint... " I'm on my last break.I burned down ONE house, and I destroy ONE window,or maybe 2,or maybe 7.Either way,the cops exaggerated.Its only my 4th time in bars,and they're already telling me i'm on my last chance.One more mess up,and i'm screwed.Damn, its getting late.I better get home." Oh crap,I haven't told you about me.I'm Punky Pistol, punk rock legend.Or one day at least.i got a crappy apartment,no job,and a attitude. I get odd-jobs every blue moon, or whatever the saying is,but my bread and butter is theft.Never big things, just stuff like cigarettes,bottles of booze,pocket change, whatever I can find.The scene here is dead,i'm the only punk in 100 miles, as far as I know.Every day,I wake up, steal some change,and hope i don't get caught.I'm alone,got no friends or family here.A girlfriend would be nice, maybe a pegasus,like me.Well that's me.Really,that's it. The sun was setting,and the sky is pretty.Few things make me happy,but the sky does.I haven't flew my entire life,I never had the chance,or the training.My life is boring,boring,boring.Then BAM!Sonic blast goes through my ears.A blue pegasus with rainbow colored hair flies through the air."Oh crap!",I say, because of my ears exploding.She lands.I'm able to notice her attractiveness much easier now that she had stopped moving."Dude,"I can barely understand her."Are you ok?" "Yeah, i'm fine. I'm just dizzy"."Sorry about that," she says."Its alright,who are you?" "You haven't heard of me", she chuckles,"what, have you been living under a rock?"."In a way"."I'm Rainbow Dash,the best flyer in all of Ponyville!" "Woah lucky!," she is,in my book."Yeah," Dash says,"You wanna fly around?". "I cant," I say sadly,"I never learned how to fly". "Don't worry, Dash says to me happily,"I can teach you!"Dash grabs my hand and takes me to the roof of a building."All you have to do is flap your wings and jump!".I don't thinks its really that easy,but what the hell.I try to flap my wings and I run of the roof.I fall.
We Are All We Have Tonight... I don't know what I expected.Now my entire body is aching.Dash flew down laughing."Oh god,you're horrible.Lets try this some other time"."Good idea",I say.I get up and start walking."Hey I have to go home",Dash says,"see ya!".Then I remembered something.I didn't pay my apartment rent.I REALLY don't want to sleep on the sidewalk tonight."Hey Dash!",I shout out.She comes over."Yeah?",She says."Sorry to ask,but can I stay at your place tonight?"."Um,why?""I didn't pay my rent..."."uh sure dude,one sec".She grabs me by my sides and starts flying up in the sky."What the hell?!",I shout out."Don't worry",Dash says,"I live up here!". After flying for a few terrifying minutes,We got to Dash's house.But it wasn't really a house.It looked more like a palace,with rainbow waterfalls around it.The most interesting part was the fact it was on a cloud!Well, !@$# logic.We walk into her house and I notice the entire scene changed.The walls are gray,with rock posters and newspapers and the like hanging on the walls."The guest room is over her",Dash says, pointing at a door.I go in and see the room looks much more simpler than the rest.Gray walls,one small bed,a drawer.Simple stuff."sorry about the lack of stuff,"Dash says sadly,"I don't get guests often". "Its fine",I say.Dash leaves and I lay on the bed with my thoughts"Dang,she's hot!Is she single?Is she married?Is she straight?"These thoughts helped me fall asleep tonight,but the sound of The Ramones"I Wanna Be Sedated"woke me up. I got up and followed the sound of the music and it led me to Dash's room.I knocked on her door.No answers.I opened the door and saw Dash,sitting on her bed,smoking weed,she looked at me,and jumped in shock."Uh,whats going on",I say."You know,stuff."There was a awkward silence.After a while,Dash hands over a joint."You want some?"Well,how can resist?I light the joint and the fun begins.we play awesome punk rock songs and have grand amounts of fun.I woke up the next morning in bed,with Dash.Oh crap.
Atomic Garden Oh god,what happened last night.actually I think I know.This is probably not good.Dash woke up and looked at me with worryingly."Uh,what happened last night?,"Dash asked."I have no idea,"I said."Well,I better get some breakfast.you want some?"."Um,sure".We get up and walk over to the kitchen and she made some eggs and bacon.I haven't had a decent meal in a month."Thanks Dash.", I say happily as chomping down on some bacon."Hey Punky want to see something cool?"."Sure why not."Dash led me to a room full of posters,CD's,and interments."Woah,are these all yours?"."Yeah,can you play anything?"."I played guitar as a kid",I said,"Can I play?"."Go ahead,"she said.I tried to play a few notes,and Dash seemed interested."One second,"Dash went over and started playing a set of drums.We started jamming to a Dead Kennedys.After a while,we stop playing.I put down the guitar and get closer to Dash.I lean closer to her face,and kiss her.She closes her eyes and wrap her arms around me.Wow.That was awesome.After kissing,Dash smiles at me."We should go do something later",I suggest."Like what?"."Want to go to a bar?" "Sure sounds good.What bar?" "It's called the Atomic Garden." "Oh I heard of that place.Lets go at 7pm." "Alright, its a plan." I went to the Atomic Garden at about 6:30,just to get ready.Surprisingly Dash was already there,waiting."There you are!",she says.""Lets go in!".We walk into the bar.The Atomic Garden is known as the Ponyville Punk scene's main bar,and the owner is proud of it.He made the club concrete,has band posters everywhere,and even names foods after bands!When we get in,somepony shouts,"Oh no!The bands a no-show!What are we going to do!" "Hey Punky",Dash says,"We should play!"That other pony jumped over to us."You will?!That's awesome!What are you going to play?!How much bits do you want?!Oh hi Rainbow Dash!" "Oh,Hi Pinkypie." "You know her?", I ask.Yeah",said Dash,"She's one of my friends." "She's one of my super-duper-ultra-best-friend!",Pinkypie said."But besides the point,I need you to play!" "Lets do it Punky,it will be fun!"."Alright",I say,"Lets do this." Pinkypie hands me over a guitar and Dash gets on some drums.Some other ponies also get on stage,and get some instruments.I walk up to the mike and get my guitar ready.I decided to start with Social Distortions"Ball in Chain".At the end of the song,the crowd cheers.Now lets try The Sex Pistols"Pretty Vacant".They love it.One last song.Bad Religions "Superman".They're rioting down there.Pinkiepie jumps on stage and calls us off and tell everyone goodnight."Thanks Dash,That was fun".She kisses me."I had fun too,see you tomorrow.
