Punky Pistol

          I don't know what I expected.Now my entire body is aching.Dash flew down laughing."Oh god,you're horrible.Lets try this some other time"."Good idea",I say.I get up and start walking."Hey I have to go home",Dash says,"see ya!".Then I remembered something.I didn't pay my apartment rent.I REALLY don't want to sleep on the sidewalk tonight."Hey Dash!",I shout out.She comes over."Yeah?",She says."Sorry to ask,but can I stay at your place tonight?"."Um,why?""I didn't pay my rent..."."uh sure dude,one sec".She grabs me by my sides and starts flying up in the sky."What the hell?!",I shout out."Don't worry",Dash says,"I live up here!".

       After flying for a few terrifying minutes,We got to Dash's house.But it wasn't really a house.It looked more like a palace,with rainbow waterfalls around it.The most interesting part was the fact it was on a cloud!Well, !@$# logic.We walk into her house and I notice the entire scene changed.The walls are gray,with rock posters and newspapers and the like hanging on the walls."The guest room is over her",Dash says, pointing at a door.I go in and see the room looks much more simpler than the rest.Gray walls,one small bed,a drawer.Simple stuff."sorry about the lack of stuff,"Dash says sadly,"I don't get guests often".

"Its fine",I say.Dash leaves and I lay on the bed with my thoughts"Dang,she's hot!Is she single?Is she married?Is she straight?"These thoughts helped me fall asleep tonight,but the sound of The Ramones"I Wanna Be Sedated"woke me up.

    I got up and followed the sound of the music and it led me to Dash's room.I knocked on her door.No answers.I opened the door and saw Dash,sitting on her bed,smoking weed,she looked at me,and jumped in shock."Uh,whats going on",I say."You know,stuff."There was a awkward silence.After a while,Dash hands over a joint."You want some?"Well,how can resist?I light the joint and the fun begins.we play awesome punk rock songs and have grand amounts of fun.I woke up the next morning in bed,with Dash.Oh crap.