Big Mac was moist with sweat because he was working on the apple farm where apples were made and it started to
get dark out. but it wasn't really dark because the moon was coming up and there was moon light.
You get really horny when you work on a farm all day and he began to think about how much he'd like to fuck
one of those big drippy cheese craters on the moon when suddenly Luna began to fly down from the sky. She was wet from all
those years that bitch Celestia had locked her on the moon and felt the need to get some glorious pony cock in her love
crevasse. She saw Big Mac's flaming lighthouse of a cock and licked her lips.
"Now that's what I call a red delicious!" She said, laughing at her own pun because puns were funny at the time
that she was locked away on the moon for a time out time. Big Mac heard her laughs and looked up to the sky to see the
blue/purple/blurple princess descend from the sky. His already stiffened tree trunk of a penis started to tense up even
more at the sight of her royal beauty (and by that I mean her royal pony tits) As she landed beside him, he tried to bow
greet his dark princess, but all that came out was a modest "You have one sweet ass"
"My, my, aren;t you quite the flatterer? But you know what I'd like even more?"
"W-what's that, princess luna?"
"If you'd flatter my drippy cunt"
Luna pounced on the unsuspecting stallion, gripping her hoof around his man meat and stroking it ever so slightly.
He groaned with pleasure as she began placing his Aaron Tipp inside of her moist lady bits. She pumped faster and faster,
the pleasure building inside of Big Mac until he could contain it no longer. He pulled out of luna and blasted his hot
buttery load all over luna's body. She licked a bit of the spunk off of her face and smiled.
"Now that one front has been conquered, time to take a look at the DARK SIDE OF THE MOON" (it's in the title, so
it must be pretty fucking important)
She bent over and gestured to the exhausted red giant to her glorious pony ass and spread her cheeks wide so that
her brown eye may stare deep into his soul as if to say "hey, fuck me in the ass, stupid." Big Mac licked his lips and stared
at all the glory that stood before him. He stiffened up faster than a mexican at a taco convention and immediately started blasting
that ass like he was Hank Hill at a propane factory.
For 3 and a half hours he slid into her mud hole, levitating in an aura of sexual energy until finally, Luna could
no longer feel her rectum and teleported them back to the ground. Big Mac laid back onto the soft, green grass of Sweet Apple
Acres and sighed with exhaustion.
"You're not done yet are you?" Luna said, as Big Mac began to snore loudly. She was not ready to give up just yet, so
she focused all the magical energy she could into one large blast that fired into Big Mac's slumbering form. His crotch began to
glow brightly as a metamorphasis took place: One dick became two, which pleased Luna very much.
"The fun has been doubled!" She shouted before going down on both penisises at the same time. The sudden blowjob
awoke Big Mac from his sleep and startled him so much that his two erections grew twice their normal size, pushing Luna off in
the process.
"Hey there sleepy head, time for round 3" she giggled as bigmac placed his penisises in both holes at the same time.
The ensuing sexual act created so much friction that the entire orchard caught fire and spread to the nearby ponyville
orphanage, killing dozens of orphaned foals too ugly to be adopted. The red stallion nor the princess noticed the travesty,
devoting all of their attention to their own pleasure.
Finally, Big Mac fired his Apple Family Cider into her chocolate love crater, causing her so much sexual bliss that
her horn shattered, causing a magical shockwave that ended thousands of innocent lives, including Big Mac's. As luna awoke
from her post orgasm stupor, she noticed the sun begin to rise.
"LUNAAAAA!" She heard her sister cry, and began to notice all of the carnage and destruction her orgasm had caused.
"FFfffffuck."