Taters for deh pones

by CrimsonEquine

Rating: teen
Tags: Princess Celestia, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Princess Luna, Spike, Comedy, Random
Length: 941

The Ponies are obsessing over Tatertots and are quite overweight.

Everypony is going crazy for Tatertots! A new invention invented by Lyra Heartstrings in her mad attempt to recreate humanity! Everybody eats tatertots and has become fat asses from over eating that shit. Read on to find out how everyone deals with their overweight bodies.

Published 2013-06-03 17:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-06-03 17:40:02 UTC

Twilight Overweightkle

"Augh! Spike bring me more of dem taters!" said Twilight Sparkle. Her flab jiggling on the living room floor. Twilight Sparkle was studying about tatertots and their properties, she was seriously obsessed with them. Twilight Sparkle rolled around in her fat trying to get comfortable, her arms could barely reach anywhere since they were halfway sucked into her flab.

"Twilight? Don't you think you had enough of this?" said Spike. Unbeknownst to everypony, Spike had grown a bit in age and was very muscled and handsome. Everypony wanted to rut the hell out of Spike, but, they couldn't because of their massive jiggling bodies. So Spike when asked would rut them for them just to get that sexual tension out of his system. Let me tell ya he had a day job twenty-four-seven. Other than that, Spike would take care of Twilight's needs since she couldn't help herself.

Spike had a bucket of Tatertot's ready to be eaten for Twilight Sparkle. He moved the fattening fat right into her muzzle and she started to engorge the food like a mad mare who hasn't eaten for a long time.

"I will never tire of this golden delisciousness! Is that clear Spike! Now get me some more!" said Twilight Sparkle. Her jiggling face jiggling like jabba the hut's flabby face.

"No! I think you had enough! It's time for some excercise!" said Spike. His muscles glistening from the light in the room.

"Aww! No, I don't wanna excercise!" said Twilight Sparkle depressingly. Spike went outside the tree house which had a huge opening for Twilight Sparkle to roll around. Spike returned on a pick-up truck and connected Twilight Sparkle to the wire with her flab. He returned to the truck and pulled Twilight Sparkle out of the house. On their way Twilight Sparkle met with other overwieght ponies just rolling around from place to place. Their was Roseluck tending to her roses while crushing them by accident. There was Bon-bon sitting on a broken chair eating tatertots with her face knee-deep in the bucket devouring it like a wilde-beast.

Oddly, there was more ponies around today than usual since everypony would just stay home and eat Tatertots all day.

"Spike, Where are we going?" said Twilight Sparkle.

"Where going to see Princess Celestia and Princess Luna."

"But, thats far!" said Twilight Sparkle.

"Quiet, down you need the exercise."

"Pffh! Fine...." said Twilight Sparkle as she was dragged across the pavement.

So Spike went up to Canterlot Castle passing by many overwieght aristocratic and fancy ponies. They were drinking fine tea's and engorging themselves in Tatertots. They finally arrived at Canterlot Castle, Spike unleashed the fat behemoth of a unicorn and she astonishingly began to roll her way all the way up the stairs to The Princess Room. They found Princess Celestia as usual as fat as ever.

"Hello! My faithful student! "nom" "nom" "nom" what brings you here?" said Celestia chomping on a royal bucket of taters.

"More... Taters..." said the obsessed Unicorn.

"Oh My Goodness! Bring her some taters stat!"

"No! I mean... Princess Celestia! Please! Don't you think this has gone long enough? Look how overweight you are? Where is Princess Luna anyways?"

"Crash!"

The wall behind Princess Celestia broke to find a ginormously fat and heavy Princess Luna completely covering the entire room behind them, you could say her cutie mark was almost the size of the moon!

"Spike... Please... please me..." said the goddess of the Night, Princess Luna. Seeing the need in her voice, Spike set off to find her entry way to help alleviate her desires, it would no doubt be the size of a cave opening by her fat size.

Meanwhile Twilight Sparkle layed on her flabby back and conversed with Princess Celestia a while about... what else.. tatertots and how good and magnificent they are.

"OMG, I love tatertots dey be da best evah!" said Twilight Sparkle. Her face jiggling with glee at the concept of tatertots.

"I know right! Dat Lyra Heartstrings is da best evah!" said Princess Celestiano.

"You know what we should do? Can you guess?" said Twilight Sparkle.

"Eat more tatertots of course! Guards! Bring me the taterist tatertots you have for me and my pupil!"

The massive guards who were pretty overwieght rolled to the kitchen that had a massive broken hole in it and barely reached the bucket of Tatertots before it all landing on his body. The guard could not reach the taters with his fat arms and so just rolled them to Princess Celestia expertly without dropping a single one. Then after handing the bucket Celestia she engorged half of it to then share the rest with her pupil. By the way, Princess Luna was moaning behind them from sexual pleasure and she sounded like a whale. Using magic, Twilight Sparkle dragged the tatertots all the way to her gullet and began to eat it alive the rest of the taters. After satiating her hunger and hearing Princess Luna climax scream, Twilight felt that it was time to go home and... eat more tatertots.

"Come along Spike we need to get home, Bye, Princess Celestia is has been fun!" said the overweight equine.

"I'm glad to see you well Twilight Sparkle!" said Princess Celestia.

Spike appeared from behind the slumbering dark goddess completely wet from head to toe. God knows what he did to her. So they set off and went back home in wich Twilight died of a heart attack. Spike couldn't tell if she died or not and only thought that she was sleeping or something so that night he slept soundly.