Equestra-Sexuality

Chapter 3: Meeting of Molestia

"All aboard!" the conductor announced as the trains were waiting for it's passengers. "The train for Canterlot is about to depart!!"

Inside a train car, Phil was too much busy getting babied around by Rarity to notice that he was going to meet one of the princesses of Equestria.

"Hey, where we going?" Phil's voice said from a little baby carriage.

"We're going for a wittle train wide!" Rarity cooed.

Phil grunted to look out from his carriage.

"I see that, but where?"

Out of earshot, Twilight, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy and Applejack were having a conversation.

"Why do you think Princess Celestia wants to meet him?" Applejack asked.

"I don't even have a clue." Twilight replied. "I'm asking the same question myself. Why does Princess Celestia want to meet him?"

The ponies looked towards Phil, where Rarity was trying to make him wear baby clothes.

"Hold still, darling! You don't want to ruin your clothes, do you?" Rarity asked.

"I don't wanna!" Phil's voice said. "It'll look stupid!"

But a full grown mare was much stronger than a little foal. Rarity successfully made Phil wear a deep purple one-suit along with a hoody. On the hoody were little bear ears.

"You look so cute!" Rarity cooed, raising him up from under his front arms.

The sight of a little talking foal wearing a cute one-suit caught the eyes of many passengers.

"Hey, put me down!" Phil said as he looked down to see a six-feet fall. "Leggo'!"

Phil's cries were interrupted as Pinkie Pie stuck a pacifier in his mouth. He began to suck on it rapidly and couldn't take it out.

"Hey, it does work!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed as Phil sucked on the pacifier.

She went in to take it out, but Phil's lips clenched it hard and wouldn't spit it out. He continued to suck on it as Pinkie Pie tried to pry it off.

"What are special about humans anyway?" Rainbow Dash asked Twilight. "There's got to be at least some information of what they are."

"I have no idea." Twilight said, seeming to bite her lip in frustration. "Maybe Princess Celestia knows and can explain it to us. She may have information that may not be in books."

"Do you think he's dangerous, Twilight?" Fluttershy asked.

She had changed back to her usual outfit; a green sweater and a skirt.

"He doesn't look like it." Twilight said as the group looked towards Phil, Pinkie Pie, and Rarity.

"Pinkie Pie, I think it's for the best if you don't do that." Rarity said as the pacifier stretching out from the foal's mouth.

Phil's eyes slowly began to close in sleepiness. He had gone through a lot of things in just a few hours. Just a few hours in Ponyvile, Phil felt his eyelids go heavy. All the stress on his foal body relaxed as he went into a deep sleep. With Rarity and Pinkie Pie the last thing in his vision, he closed his eyes and instantly fell asleep.

...

Some time later...

"Had a good sleep, sleepyhead?" a soft voice asked.

"We have arrived in Canterlot!!" a loud stallion voice announced.

Phil's eyes slowly opened up to see Fluttershy. He was still sucking on the pacifier.

"You're awake!" Fluttershy said with a smile.

Phil couldn't speak because of his mouth's refusal of letting the pacifier go. But he managed a smile which Fluttershy giggled in response.

"Do you want to be in the carriage or-"

Phil stuck his hooves towards the pegasus, seeming want to be carried by Fluttershy. Rarity seemed to coo about him too much and Pinkie Pie was pretty rough. The other ponies weren't around and didn't seem to interact with him much. Fluttershy was the one he felt safest with.

"Aw, you want to be carried?" Fluttershy asked as Phil's hooves wagged back and forth.

Phil nodded as Fluttershy's smile grew bigger.

"Okay, here we go!" the pegasus said as she grabbed the foal.

She wrapped her hooves around Phil comfortably as she put his hood on. It seemed that he didn't care. Phil continued to suck on the pacifier as Fluttershy walked out of the train cart to the rest of her friends. Twilight, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie were all waiting patiently for Fluttershy and Phil.

"Alright, let's go!" Twilight said.

The Mane Six and Phil began to walk while Phil was astonished and amazed due to the fact he had no idea where he was. It was a bustling city and it looked someplace very familiar.

"Where are we?" Phil asked himself in his thoughts.

A couple of high-class ponies strutted by with their heads up as Phil put two and two together. He was in Canterlot. The buildings were much bigger than in the show as did the ponies. Instead on four hooves, they were at least six feet tall. Phil couldn't believe he was sort of an anthropomorphic. While it was amazing, he was wondering why he was a foal.

Was it a cruel joke from Bubba?

Perhaps.

Phil soon became tired of the pacifier and basically spat it out. The pacifier landed into a small packet on his one-piece clothing which was very convenient in his situation.

"So just where are exactly going?" Phil asked, looking up at Fluttershy.

"We're going to the Canterlot Castle!" Fluttershy said as Phil looked up.

"Wait, what?" Phil asked, very surprised.

Canterlot Castle

A drawbridge lowered for the Mane Six and Phil as they began to walk on it. Phil soon recognized the bridge from the Grand Galloping Gala episode. His heart raced as it was exactly identical from the show. Even the round main room from the entrance was a perfect image from the show.

A case of stairs laid in wait as the six 6-feet tall ponies went up the stairs as their hooves clicked. Phil took the time as he remembered Twilight by Princess Celestia's side at the Grand Galloping Gala.

"Princess Celestia!!" Phil thought as he looked around.

He remembered her and wondered how she would look like. Was she a graceful and warm-hearted pony depicted in the show? Or was she the one that was a troll and had the nickname of 'Molestia'?

Phil thought and stared into space before a humongous pair of boobs, much bigger than Fluttershy's crashed into him and her. Unfortunately, the small foal was breathing out and got knocked the wind knocked out of him when his lungs were empty.

Between Fluttery and the very busty stranger, Phil begun to suffocate again as the yellow pegasus started to exclaim something.

"Sorry!" Fluttershy said. "I'm terribly sorry! I-"

"Fluttershy!" a gentle mare royal voice said. "No need to apologize, I wasn't looking where I was going."

"Oh, Princess Celestia!!" Fluttershy said as Phil felt himself go down.

"Th-they're bowing..." Phil thought as he gasped in air.

He had gotten squeezed to much that it seemed like he was suffering from oxygen deprivation. The princess than individually addressed the ponies by their name. Phil just didn't give a shit and just wanted oxygen.

It was one of his dreams to meet a royalty, but oxygen was much more important in his situation. He breathed heavily as he put his hood back.

"And Twilight! My most faithful and trusted student!" Phil heard the regal princess say.

"Hello, Princess." Twilight said, seeming to stand up. "Have you gotten my letter?"

"Why, yes I did!" Princess Celestia said. "Now, where is the human? I would like to meet him!"

"That's a small problem, Princess." Twilight said. "He says he's a human..."

"Humans had never been around in any of your times." Princess Celestia said. "More than a thousand years ago, almost past me, humans and ponies lived together in harmony."

"Wait, humans roamed Equestria?!" Twilight exclaimed.

"And no information 'bout them?" Applejack asked. "Is this 'lost knowledge' or somethin' like that?"

"Yes, I've actually interacted with a few humans. They're very intelligent and are capable of many things." Princess Celestia continued. "Now, where is the human?"

"Right... here..." Fluttershy said, bringing Phil up.

Phil had his eyes closed and seemed to sleep. But with his brain finally obtaining enough oxygen, his brain functioned and translated of what was happening.

He opened his eyes to see a beautiful alicorn with pale white skin along with a multi-colored mane. Princess Celestia's calm eyes went into Phil's as he understood a goddess's beauty. He was a bit lost for words as he barely managed to greet her.

"H-hello." Phil said weakly, in awe of the alicorn princess.

This was exactly like the Celestia in the show. Calm, not very loud, and not perverted like Molestia in the fan-dom. At least-

Princess Celestia suddenly snatched Phil out of Fluttershy's hooves and squealed.

"You're so cute!!" Princess Celestia exclaimed.

"WHAT THE FU-"

Phil couldn't say anything as Princess Celestia hugged him tightly in a death grip.

*CRACK*

"MY BACK AGAIN!!" Phil yelled out as his spine seemed to snap.

He was wrong. This Celestia was a huge breasted, bubbily Celestia. The Trollestia and Molestia.

"P-princess!" Twilight said as her horn started to glow. "Be gentle with him!"

Phil felt his body lighten a bit and gasped in relief.

"Oh, sorry!" Princess Celestia said, giggling a little. "Say, what's your name?" she asked towards Phil.

"Phil..." the 19-year old human in a foal said.

"You're the cutest thing ever!!" Princess Celestia cooed.

"Okay, this is getting weird." Phil thought as a goddess, a hot goddess to put, was immediately broken down her composure as a patient and enduring princess.

This was Phil's favorite kind of Molestia, but was a little bit creeped out. He liked the world he was in, but it was just too fitting for him. Why was everything going so smoothly?

"Princess, can you put me down?" Phil asked as Princess Celestia was making funny faces at him.

The 9-feet tall princess placed Phil down as he now found himself over-towered by seven mares.

"I need fresh air!!" Phil was as he managed to run on four hooves pretty quickly.

He tripped a few times there and there and skidding his face on the floor. But rather quickly, he exited out the hall.

"He'll be fine!" Princess Celestia said, towards the Mane Six. "There aren't any hazards out there!!"

Phil ran through a hall and tried to go down the stairs, but his short hooves couldn't reach each stair and ultimately tripped.

"Ahh!"

*BONK*

"Are you sure, princess?" Fluttershy asked with a very worried tone.

"I guarantee it, Fluttershy!"

*SMASH*

*DONK*

Phil's crashed into each step as he let out yells of pain.

"Ooof!"

*CRUNCH*

"ACK!!"

"Alright..." Fluttershy said, now trusting the princess.

"Now, I'm guessing all of you are wondering what exactly humans are, am I correct?" Princess Celestia asked as she began to walk.

The six ponies followed behind the princess as they started a conversation.

Phil groaned in pain as many sores appeared on his body.

"Ow..." Phil said as he struggled to get up. "That hurt..."

"Well, well, well..." a voice said, seeming to direct towards Phil.

"Eh?"

"Like I said before, humans are amazing creatures." Princess Celestia said. "They're intelligence surpassed ours in some fields, but we needed them and we needed us. Their role here was quite surprising! But then they all disappeared just like that."

"What's their 'role', Princess Celestia?" Twilight asked, writing something down on parchment with a quill, Twilight was taking notes.

"As, this will surprise you!" the princess said. "They are amazing at sex!" she said, rather bluntly, sticking her tongue out.

"Er... May you elaborate that, please?" Rarity asked.

"Humans have amazing endurance that they can actually outlast a stallion or a mare. They're a bit smaller than us, but they serve well as a sex 'slave'. They didn't mind in being in slavery actually. Many of them went through good lives and prospered."

The ponies by her were shocked as a lot of information was just crammed into their minds.

"They're actually pretty good!" Princess Celestia said, giggling as she walked on.

Phil looked up to see a a figure with a deer antler, a blue goat horn, a right arm of a lion, the left claw of an eagle, the right leg of a lizard, and the left leg of a goat. It was a draconequus, and Phil knew the name of the draconequus.

Discord.

Surprisingly, he looked the same. Not even a small 'human' part was on him. The only thing different was his size and intimidating look.

Discord's one and only fang along with different-sized pupils, a goat beard, and white bushy eyebrows, Phil could see he was a bit loopy in the head.

"You're a pony I've never seen before..." the 12-feet tall hovering draconequus said.

"Because I'm not..." Phil said as Discord looked at him.

"Oh, so this is a game!!" Discord said, realizing that the pony in front of him was a foal.

He snapped his fingers as Phil was suddenly on a stage with Discord in the 'crowd'. Phil was amazed by the magic by never seeing it before. Discord understood and saw a perfect opportunity to mess with the foal.

"Say, non-pony, do you like macaroni?" Discord asked slyly as the stage disappeared by the snap of his fingers.

Phil fell to the ground face-down as a giant fluffy pillow caught his fall. He was blubbering nonsense as Discord's magic got the best of him. A continuous repetition of it blew his mind.

"Where's the macaroni?" Phil asked stupidly.

His mind was a bit off and couldn't think straight. Discord laughed heartily as he teleported behind the dumbfounded foal. Phil looked around frantically to see where the draconequus went.

"The name's Discord, kid." Discord said, leaning against the giant pillow.

The pillow was about 10-feet tall compared to Discord's 12.

"Phil." the human said, staring at Discord.

"Nice name." Discord as as the pillow morphed into a slide for Phil.

A shiny red slide twirled Phil around the pillow, which was now a milk bottle. He slid down involuntarily as Phil made a jump on the slide and was finally caught in Discord's magic.

"So what are you?" Discord asked as he flew Phil around him.

"A human." Phil replied, getting used to the magic.

Discord's smile dropped a little as his eyes suddenly grew to curiosity.

"A human you say?" Discord asked. "My, my, my, it's certainly been a while."

"What do you mean by that?"

"Anyway!" Discord said, ignoring Phil's question. "I'll give you the tour of the majestic Canterlot Castle!!"

"Okay."

Discord seemed a bit surprised to especially see a foal that seemed to be a human say 'yes', to one of his 'tours'.

"Don't you know what I am?" Discord asked.

"Discord, spirit of chaos!" Phil said. "I'm glad I watched the three season over and over." he thought.

"Now, let's begin!" Discord said with a smile. "Here we have a schnoobily woobily room that's called the bathroom!" he said, pointing towards a small room as Discord continued to levitate Phil. "You take poo-poos and pee-pees in there!!"

"Even before the fall of the Crystal Empire, humans suddenly disappeared without a trace." Celestia said as they continued to walk down the corridor. "No one knows where they went and another human has never been heard from. Until now..."

"So what you're saying is-" Twilight began.

"Is that it is certain that the cute foal may be indeed a human!" Princess Celestia finished. "Humans have not existed for more than a thousand years, and just what Applejack said. 'They're like lost knowledge'."

"What should we do with Phil the human then?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"Ah, now that's something I would like to hear!" Princess Celestia said as the group turned a corner. "There are some things I would like to show you all!"

"Um, Princess Celestia?" Fluttershy asked.

"Yes, what is it?"

"Are humans dangerous?"

Princess Celestia gave the question some thought and turned her head towards Fluttershy.

"Yes."

"And this room is..." Discord said, pointing his paw towards a somewhat large door.

Phil looked at Discord to get the name of the room.

"Well, let's go inside!" Discord said. "Besides, surprises, surprises!!"

With a snap of his fingers, Discord and Phil found themselves in a very dark room.

"I don't like where-"

"Shh!" Discord whispered. "Just be quiet."

"I don't like where this is going." Phil whispered as Discord 'turned' his magic off.

"Me neither." Discord said, catching Phil. "Even I don't want to be in this room."

The very dark room had black out curtains that shielded most of the sun. The rest of the room was too dark to see. It was very spacious, but the darkness knocked the view off.

A soft snore in front of Discord and Phil was heard as the spirit of chaos shook a little.

"Shit, man..." Discord whispered a bit shakily. "I should've never teleported in here."

"Huh? Why not?"

The voice yawned as Discord threw Phil in fear and snapped his fingers.

"Sorry Phil! I just can't be in here." Discord said as he teleported out.

Phil smacked head first into the wall and plopped onto some kind of furniture of sheets.

"Ow..." Phil said, placing his hoof on his head. "How many times to I have to get hit in th-"

"SNOOOOORE!..."

Phil dropped his voice and went frigid and hoped the sleeping creature behind him didn't wake up.

"Fuck!... If Discord didn't want to be in here... This thing must mean bad business!"

Phil was in the same position before he got the courage to turn around. Taking a few deep breaths, he turned around.

He gasped a little to be face to face other than the princess of the night, Princess Luna. Phil was just a few inches away from her face as Phil tried his best to control his breathing and movement.

"S-she's cute..." Phil thought as he was on a hoof to maintain balance and silence.

Princess Luna was softly breathing as she was sleeping soundly in the dark room. Phil gave some thought on why Discord would be so afraid of Princess Luna. The answer came quick as a bolt of lightning as reading a few fictions helped him out. It may be that Discord was just afraid of Luna because of her 'Canterlot' personality. And other than that, she couldn't stand Discord's jokes and pranks.

"Thank you, FimFiction!" Phil thought as he slowly went on four hooves.

He sighed as he placed his head on the bed. He was in a position that would certainly earn him death.

"At least nothing worse is going to happ-"

Princess Luna suddenly shifted position as her hoof came down on top of Phil.

"He's... dangerous?" Fluttershy asked.

"Not quite, but in a way." Princess Celestia replied. "A drop of human's sweat is only the most dangerous thing, but it isn't lethal. Luckily, humans aren't strong as us and exhaust much easily than us. That's good in a way so that they don't fight to kill. But just a drop - one drop will make any mare or stallion go crazy for sex. And if the said human sweats... You know what happens." Princess Celestia said, sticking her tongue out.

"Phil said he was 19... How old is that?" Fluttershy asked.

"He's just a few years younger than you." Princess Celestia said. "A curse may be placed on him that forced him to take a form as a foal. Don't be afraid if he does sweat. His body is still a pony, and not a human's. Remember that."

The princess looked at each shocked pony's face and remembered something.

"Oh, and be sure to take care of him with love!" Princess Celestia said. "Humans need a lot of care!"

Princess Luna's hoof went right over Phil and crashed right beside him. Phil was cowering and scrunched into a small ball to hope that the princess didn't wake. Surprisingly, she didn't move a muscle anymore.

Phil sighed in relief as he looked towards Princess Luna's face. She had an innocent face and seemed to snore a bit softly now. Phil couldn't help but stare. After a few seconds of staring, his mind kicked back in on the dire situation. He then decided to get up, but his back hit something furry.

Princess Luna's arm.

He was trapped.

"How did the hell..." Phil though as he looked above him.

The princess's arm was just now a few centimeters away as Phil tried to best to squeeze down to not get touched.

"Please don't touch me, please don't touch me..." Phil muttered in his thoughts.

Discord wore a worker's outfit with a pickaxe in his hands. He lifted the axe and began to work on a decently sized stone. Wiping sweat of his brow, Discord took a hat off and bowed his head.

"Rest in peace, Phil." he said.

A shabby tombstone laid at the foot of the door as Discord snapped his fingers for a bouquet of flowers.