Equestra-Sexuality

Chapter 5: Lulu's Cold Hard Wrath

The rumble came to a sudden stop as Princess Celestia merely shrugged it off.

"In here, I've had a secret passageway keeping some of the lost knowledge for many years." the princess said.

"Then why do you have them hidden away if it's a part of history?" Rainbow Dash asked, raising an eyebrow. "I'm not an egghead like Twilight, but I at least know that history is important."

Twilight gave Rainbow Dash a look, but it quickly subsided as Princess Celestia explained.

"Well, it's very complicated." Celestia said as the group walked into a large stone room.

Dusty old books were preserved in a glass case as what it looked like to be identical copies.

"There are some secrets that are best hidden, my little ponies." Princess Celestia said as she walked over to a red and black book.

The book was decently sized, the size enough to carry around with you conveniently. With magic, Princess Celestia levitated a single book to Twilight's hooves.

"Is-is this what I think it is?" Twilight asked as she stared at the book.

"Information about humans, yes." Princess Celestia said as she levitated 5 other books to Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Fluttershy, and Rainbow Dash.

She smiled.

"You're one of the very first ponies for a few thousand years to have a chance to learn about humans!" Princess Celestia said.

"Did you actually make this by hoof?" Rarity asked as she looked at the perfectly twitched book.

"Yes, I actually did have a bit of time to bring back ancient knowledge! I've even had the time to put it to today's dialogue!" Princess Celestia said. "I ask for all of you to read it if human habits appear in Phil."

"That's interesting..." Fluttershy quietly commented as she already reading the book out of curiosity.

"Well, I already did finish the Daring Do series a couple times already..." Rainbow Dash said, looking at the book. "I'll give it a read, Princess."

"Yeah, I do really need to read something!" Pinkie Pie said.

"This'll be a mighty good read 'round the farm." Applejack said as she looked at the book.

"Ah, thank you everypony!" Princess Celestia said. "I don't have much artifacts here, but that book has many things to offer you!!"

"Color me interested!!" Pinkie Pie said. "I wonder what Phil eats!"

The castle began to shake again as the ponies grabbed for cover except Celestia and Pinkie Pie. It slowly died down as Princess Celestia spoke up.

"And be sure for Phil not to read the book just in case!" Princess Celestia winked. "It might be a bit uncomfortable for him."

The ponies all stared at the book a bit confused as Pinkie Pie began to bounce out the room.

"Well gang, we need to go back to Ponyville and give Philly a proper welcome!!" Pinkie Pie said joyfully.

"Ooh, I really do want to make him a few things!" Rarity said.

As Applejack, Fluttershy, and Rainbow Dash followed behind them, Twilight began to walk out before Princess Celestia.

"Twilight?" Princess Celestia asked with a serious tone.

The purple unicorn looked back at the sun princess to see her with a big box in her hooves. Princess Celestia than levitated the box towards Twilight.

"There are very important things in there." Princess Celestia said proudly as the white box was placed in Twilight's hooves.

A bright red ribbon was keeping the top in place with the bottom. As Twilight began to undo it to see what was in there, Primcess Celestia continued on.

"Do not open the box until you reach Ponyville!"

Twilight fumbled her hooves and quickly redid a shabby knot on the box. Princess Celestia didn't seem to notice as she looked down at Twilight.

"There will be instructions inside the box and I believe you can do them!!"

"I won't fail you princess!"

"Oh, and a few other things..."

"Yes?"

"Be sure to open the box up privately with no pony else in the room." Princess Celestia said a bit slyly. "And take real good care of Phil. You won't regret it." Princess Celestia winked.

"You've got damn balls, Phil." Discord said as he brought the foal onto his head with magic.

"Uh, thanks." Phil replied to Discord's comment.

"No, really." Discord said with a serious tone. "When Lulu is sleeping, it's impossible to pull pranks on her." Discord said as he gently placed the colt on his head. As he did, he began to walk through the long halls of the castle. "The moment I do something, she bursts out and beats me to death."

Discord seemed to sigh as he brought his paw to the bridge of his nose.

Phil was very surprised. This was Discord. The spirit of chaos. And seeing him like this was very odd.

"Anyway, with Lulu waking up, I need to hide before she accuses me of raiding her underwear drawer."

"Underwear drawer?" Phil asked. "What underwear drawer?"

"Oh, something I did a few weeks ago." Discord half lied.

The small incident that happened on Discord's part and with Phil involved was being stated. However, he really did raid Princess Luna's drawer a few weeks ago. With chaos at hoof, he could do so many things with undergarments.

"She always keep these grudges from me. I mean, mare undies are nice, but what do you really expect me, Discord, the spirit of chaos, to do with them?" Discord asked as he levitated Phil in front of him.

"Wear 'em?"

Discord was suddenly in white panties and held a feminine pose.

Phil began to sputter and choke in disgust as Discord took a picture of Phil. A bright light captured Phil suffering as he managed to yell something out.

"Argh!! That's sickening!!" the foal yelled as Discord snapped his fingers.

The panties disappeared as the picture slid out of the camera. Grabbing the picture, Discord slowly blew on it and waved it as a fan to develop the picture faster. A picture of Phil having a disgusted - yet hilarious face was shown as Discord began to chuckle.

"Ah-ha, see what I mean?!" Discord asked, laughing his ass off as he was breaking composure. "Oh, this is rich!!"

"Th-that was disturbing..." Phil muttered as he shuddered of the horrible image of Discord in his mind.

Phil suddenly felt Discord jump and reacted in grabbing Discord's horns. Landing in the castle gardens. Phil took a unexpected sniff of Discord's hair and the gardens. His face was a reaction of bliss and weirdness as Discord took a deep breath.

"Ah, the gardens..." Discord said as Phil sat up.

From Discord's tall height, plants, trees, and even the animals were seen. Phil imagined himself on the ground unable to even look at the flowers on the shortest plant. Heavenly smells of the garden entered Phil's lungs as Discord paced rather slowly.

"Beautiful, isn't it?" the spirit of chaos asked, looking around the garden.

He actually bent down to look at a rose that grew on a luscious green stalky plant.

"Ye-yeah..." Phil replied as a few birds flew nearby.

"Just so... majestic..." Discord continued as he looked up at the sky.

Clouds formed in the sky in a organized pattern as Discord's eyes took in the beautiful blue color and the white fluffy water vapor puffs.

"But it's like... Harmony. Bleh." Discord said, sticking his tongue out in disgust.

With a finger pointed out, Discord clumped the clouds with magic. With that done, Discord drew the shape of a penis in the clouds. A very suggestive image now laid in the sky for all of Equestria to see. Phil began to chuckle as Discord's face lightened up.

"I-I'm glad you like it, Phil..." Discord said, a bit surprised. "Wow... Normally, everypony would avoid me..."

"You're not bad, Discord." Phil said, patting Discord's head. "I understand being alone and have... no one.. to turn to..." Phil felt himself suddenly turn down as the years of solitude bored into his mind.

"All those years..."

Discord took notice of this and levitated Phil in front of him.

"Hey, lighten up." Discord said with a bright smile. "I'll be your friend."

"Wow, really?" Phil asked, his face lighting up.

"Yeah, the magic of friendship really changed my views." Discord said, rushing through what he was saying. "Ugh, gag."

"You don't have to say that, Discord." Phil said, bringing his hoof out.

"Brohoof, huh?" Discord asked as his paw turned into a yellow hoof.

"Brohoof." Phil said with a smile as Discord softly pounded Phil's tiny hoof.

"Oh, by the way, you have something on your-"

A sudden clash of thunder clapped above the gardens, scurrying the animals away as a dark figure in the sky appeared above Discord and Phil. The princess of the night, Princess Luna, landed on the ground and snorted. The ground literally broke apart as the sheer force broke the solid stone and rock. Snorting again, anger boiled in her eyes. Wearing a bathrobe and clearly enraged, she approached Discord.

"Calm down, Lulu." Discord said, slowly backing away as a sweatdrop slid down his head. "You're, uh, having a sexy morning wearing that eye candy stuff."

Out of all the things to say...

Discord being about 12-feet tall, it was a sight to see a mare that was about 6-7 feet tall bring him to his knees.

"Shut thou unpleasant noise hole!!" Princess Luna shouted. "And calm down after you framed my guards?!"

Phil cowered and began to shake in fear. This was the complete wrath of the princess of the night.

"Frame them?" Discord asked, scoffing. "Please! I rather think they enjoyed what they saw!"

"Enjoy it?! Out of all the things to say, thou fiend!!"

"They're stallions, are they not?" Discord asked.

"They are homosexuals!" Princess Luna yelled. "I personally assigned them to guard the door I'm sleeping in! Do thee think I'm some idiotic fool?!"

Phil remembered the guards, but didn't completely remember what he saw. Out of complete curiosity, he opened his mouth.

"Wait..." Phil said. "Say wha-?"

Before he could be heard by Luna, Discord stuffed down a large pastry down his throat. The little foal started to choke, obtaining attention from the princess of the night. Princess Luna looked down at the colt foal with a gray mane and cute purple eyes. He wore a blue onesie that seemed to have ears on the hood.

And upon his head and rump were - her panties. The dark blue material sat on top of the cute foal's head as she could see the foal tearing up with cheeks full of a sweet delicacies.

Princess Luna took a deep breath as she brought up a hoof up to Discord's face.

"Did thou did that?!" she asked as her red turned a bit red.

"Me?!" Discord asked. "I certainly did no-"

*CLOBBER*

Princess Luna's hoof met Discord's cheek, sending him far up into the sky. Before that though, Luna grabbed the terrified gray foal with her magic. As Discord fell into the distance in astonishing speed, a long painful yell was heard. A few moments after being clobbered into oblivion, a small twinkle was seen next to the penis shaped drawing in the sky.

Luna frowned as dismantled the drawing of the suggestive drawing in the sky and placed her attention on the purple eyed foal.

"Aw, it's alright. Everything is going to be fine." Princess Luna said as she took off the panties off of Phil's head and rump.

Comical tears flowed down Phil's eyes as he curled up into a ball and shook. Never was he so terrified in his life. His new friend was sent to oblivion in front of his eyes and the same thing might happened to him.

As he saw the panties taken off of him, he cried even harder. Any slip could mean a ticket to loose tooth city.

Princess Luna just thought the little foal was crying due to Discord's corruption. Holding the foal in her arms in a loving and motherly way, she hummed softly as she hugged Phil.

"There, there..." Luna whispered.

Phil immediately stopped crying as he was face to face with Luna's breasts. Hugging Luna also, he smiled and closed his eyes as he felt himself going to sleep.

"Mmm... Breasts..." Phil softly muttered quietly.

"Oh, Luna!!" Princess Celestia bubbily asked as she entered the gardens.

Princess Luna turned towards her elder sister with the sleeping foal in her arms and panties in her hooves.

"Ooh, you gave him a little lesson about mares?" Princess Celestia kinkily asked as she winked.

"I-WHAT?!" Princess Luna screamed. "No! I don't go after little fillies nor colts!!"

"And with what I'm seeing, you gave him a little lesson."

"Sister, he's only a foal!!"

"I know, and foals can learn many things."

"What exactly happened to him?" Fluttershy asked as she saw Phil asleep with wet tears in his eyes.

Fluttershy carried Phil in her arms, who had a pacifier in his mouth and a hood over his head.

"I really don't know." Princess Celestia said, sighing. "Luna won't tell me."

"I DID tell you, sister!!" Princess Luna's voice yelled from deep within the castle.

"Let's say some things only Phil himself can tell." Princess Celestia said. "Luna did something to him." Princess Celestia added in with a whisper.

The Mane Six was a bit shocked and looked down at Phil with an odd look.

"Uh, alright?" Twilight asked with the box in her hooves.

Phil yawned and drooled on Fluttershy's shoulder, the saliva spreading everywhere.

"He's just like a foal." Applejack said as she wiped at Phil's mouth. "Are ya' sure he's 18?" she asked, looking towards Princess Celestia.

"That is something I'm not sure of, Applejack." Princess Celestia said. "But something tells me he actually is a human."

Fluttershy seemed to agree with Princess Celestia as she nodded her head.

"Farewell my little ponies!!" Princess Celestia said, waving her hoof at the Mane Six. "I can't wait to hear from all of you!!"

After a ride in the train...

Phil's eyes started to slowly open and tried to adjust to the harsh I didn't remember much from what happened. Moments ago, he remembered himself being held by Luna and crying himself to sleep. With her soft boobs to my face, darkness was basically the last thing he saw. Also vaguely remembering Discord offering friendship to him, all these went to his head, leaving him very confused.

"Uh, sugarcube?" Applejack's voice asked. "Are you alright?"

Phil opened my eyes to see the Mane Six staring at him with curiosity and bit of a worried look. And now that he was right next to them, he have to admit; they were hot. His eyes looked at their splendid curves and their-

"Sugarcube?" Applejack asked again before Phil realized he looked like a complete idiot.

"Er, I, what?!" Phil accidentally blurted out as their bodies seem to attract his eyes and thoughts.

"You look sick." Fluttershy said as she brought a hoof to his face.

Her silky soft hoof delicately brushed Phil's face as he felt my body shudder.

"Did you do anything rash at the castle, kid?" Rainbow Dash asked as she raised and eyebrow at him.

"O-of course not, Dashie!!" Phil quickly said.

Fluttershy leaned close as Phil felt himself tremble before her.

"Open your mouth, Phil." Fluttershy said.

"Uh, alright?" he answered, opening his mouth as sweat dripped from his head.

His heart was pounding as Fluttershy seemed to take a sniff of his breath.

"Just... what did you drink?" Fluttershy asked, sniffing the air a few times.

"Drink?" Phil asked. "Drink what?"

Fluttershy seemed to have a baby bottle in her hooves and opened the cap. Taking a small sniff, she seemed to look towards Pinkie Pie.

"Pinkie Pie, you filled the bottle, right?"

"Yeah, strong alcohol!!" Pinkie Pie said as Phil's felt my vision slowly blacken out.