Rarity's Diary

My dearest diary;

Today was very... interesting. I have no idea what's up with this world anymore. Where has my life went. There was these small creatures going around called parasprites. Quite strange, I know. They feed on food, and for small creatures, they sure eat a lot. Even when my dear Twilight made a spell to make them stop eating food, they just started eating objects instead. And thus, this lead to me being held hostage by them. I wish I could've met their ring leader so that I could tell him that he's done fair game.

And then Pinkie Pie came in. At first, I thought she was going to do something that would make me like her as much as Spike or Applejack, but then she just got her musical instrument. I think my assumptions about her being evil may be true. Sure, she used the instruments to save the town, but she alienated me from her own mind.

When Twilight gave us parasprites, mine began to multiply. But I could've cared less. They could do my work for me. Sweetie Belle may be helpful, but she's not helpful enough. But then when I saw how those parasprites multiplied, I almost gagged at the sight of it. It is too fetid for me to even tell you in this.

Twilight wanted the day to be perfect of course. Celestia was visiting and Twilight wanted to show how great she is. What is up with Twilight's asperger syndrome? And what's up with her OCD? Then again, those things about her would seem rather useful when planning out battle.

Rainbow Dash also acted very strange today. I wanted to get her in an outfit because Celestia was coming. It was one of my finer creations. Imagine it. A brash and tough mare stepping out in an elegant outfit. Why I think it would be very symbolic. It just speaks spirit. But due to Rainbow Dash's obvious lack of self-confidence, she didn't want to wear my splendid work. Sure, she had a brilliant plan to save the town which was ultimately ruined by Pinkie Pie, but how does she not realize the cultivated, harmonious, and sublime symbolism that my outfit holds.

Fluttershy acted very suspicious. We used tactics to get rid of the parasprites, but when we went back to Fluttershy's cottage, it turned out that Fluttershy was keeping a parasprite that multiplied. There's loving animals a lot, and then there's that. If that's the treatment Fluttershy gives to evil animals, I can only imagine how she treats her kinder animals.

Applejack was the only one acting normal of course. No surprise there.

Unfortunately, due to those parasprites, we had to clean up the town. I cut my hoof off aa piece of wood. Those parasprites are now the bane of my existence.

~Rarity

P.S. If this day was this strange, then I'm starting to question my own existence.