My dearest diary;

Disaster after disaster has befallen me. First, a dragon's smoke nearly covered all of Ponyville,then the dragon tried to shatter us to pieces, and now, even worse, Applejack and I were held hostage by Twilight Sparkle.

Not in the sense that I suddenly fear Twilight, but she definitely has a different type of wit to her behavior.

Applejack and I entered Twilight's library because of a horrible thunderstorm. I was trying to style everything, but Applejack wanted everything earth pony-ish. We led to bickering, and for some reason, my words suddenly channeled Sweetie Belle's words. Maybe I am spending too much time with Sweetie Belle. Where did she go anyways?

Once rain started falling, Applejack ordered that I duck under a bench. But I couldn't. There was mud there. Just because it's the colour of Applejack's hat doesn't mean that it will be good.

Twilight called for both of us to take shelter in her library. Spike was away on Royal Duties, so Twilight had room for us. She, unfortunately, had the idea of the two of us having a slumber party with her. We were both trapped with Twilight because of the rain. There was no escape from Applejack's earth-ponyish ways.

Twilight had a lightningrod protecting her library, so at the very least, we were safe from harm. I proposed that Applejack wash her muddy earth pony hooves.

When I noted to Twilight about how I wouldn't think I could spend a night with Applejack, as she is a threat in the pony rebellion, Twilight ignored me and showed me a book about slumber parties. I see that Twilight is the desperate pony of the group. As useful as I think Twilight is as second-in-command, she is blossoming to be a truly strange individual.

I noticed Applejack outside, struggling to use a hose. Her possible evil earth pony magic may have spread onto the hose.

I decided to make the most out of the slumber party, and gave Twilight a makeover, by giving her a mud mask. Applejack was extremely confused about the very idea, and wasn't even happy with what I did to her.

Applejack and I came to an agreement to not ruin Twilight's slumber party. We were going to shake hooves on it, but all of a sudden, Applejack spat on her hoof before shaking it with me. I rejected shaking her hoof at that very moment, though it makes me wonder why Applejack would spread her germs onto a pony who clearly hates germs. I wonder if Applejack is sending me a message.

I and Applejack argued over which one was more friendly. Applejack made up a word called "get-alonginest", which caused me to correct her on this. I wonder if an evil earth pony merged Sweetie Belle and I together.

Twilight curled our hair. Applejack argued that she doesn't want her hair curled, to which Twilight responded by showing Applejack the book again, and proceeded to curl Applejack's hair against her will.

Once we were finished with that, we told some scary stories. Applejack mysteriously volunteered first, supporting my theory that earth ponies want to strike fear in all of us. Her story was average for the most part, but my story made Twilight, and Applejack just about tremble in their tiny Ponyville horseshoes. The subtlety was most strong with Lady Rarity.

Sadly, Twilight was so inspired by her leader, that she siad a story about The Headless Horse. I would explain what words she used to describe the story, but I would faint.

Twilght even threw in a ghost costume, and Applejack and I huddled. Her hooves felt very warm, and comforted me for some reason. But then I remembered that I was near an evil earth pony! And I let go of Applejack immediately.

Next, we made s'mores by the fire. I taught Twilight how to make s'mores the right way, but then Applejack ruined it by eating my finest gourmet creation. I told Applejack to excuse herself, and then she continued to act rudely.

We reached a game of Truth or Dare. Applejack dared me to wet my mane, and I looked horrid. I dared Applejack to dress up in a frou-frou, glittery, lacey outfit. I was cheered up. Hilarity was further reached. It was the second funniest moment of my life, the first being when Sweetie Belle tripped, and made a spring noise.

Our next slumber party activity was a pillow fight. I objected to something so crude. That is until Applejack threw a pillow at me. I couldn't stand for it. The ~~cannonballs~~ pillows were fired at Applejack, as I revealed my anger. The pillows were fired with intense pressure. My acrobatic skills, and quick reflexes surely came in handy in the ~~war~~ pillow fight. Sadly, Applejack had her earth pony powers to have the skill to have just the same amount of reflexes.

Twilight was frustrated, and put the two of us to sleep. Sadly, Applejack and I had to share a bed with each other.

We fought over the covers. I created the bed covers to be very neat. However, Applejack shown her obvious jealousy by doing things her way. Twilight woke up all of a sudden, and told us that we have ruined her first slumber party. The thunderstorm suddenly became worse, making the sound I hear whenever I hear Sweetie Belle scream.

A tree outside was shaking around. Applejack attempted to try her method of straightening the tree. But much to the dismay of the three of us, the tree came into the library. I needed to act fast. Now! I tried fixing the books that were on the ground. Applejack thought it was strange of me to be doing these small little things. I ignored her, until she apologized, both for her actions, and for starting The Earth Pony Rebellion.

She asked me to help her move the tree, and even seemed to be polite. I pleaded to not help her, as I would get icky, and ruin everything. Applejack begged to differ. She mentioned that hard work involves getting dirty, and begged me to help as she couldn't do it alone.

We mentioned to each other about how to combine forces. I would shorten the tree using my uber fashion skills, whereas Applejack would throw the leftovers out.

Our plan was a major success, but there was a downside: I became dirty. But Applejack, being as kind as she was, put cucumbers on my eyes. I hugged her in a warm embrace.

And thus, the rest of our night was much better than expected. I played fun games with Applejack, and learned that maybe there isn't some sort of secret Earth Pony Rebellion. I still don't trust Pinkie Pie though.

Twilight wanted another slumber party, but considering how secretly freaked out that we were, we declined the idea.

Out of my five pony friends, I certainly consider Applejack a, as Canterlot ponies would say, a "putain très belle jument". I finally see some likability in her. ~~I think Applejack is pretty.~~ I've felt a newfound appreciation for Applejack.

Author's Note

Okay. Maybe I should stop doing Rarijack now. Or maybe I shouldn't...