Patient, Trigger, and Distrance have killed hundreds alicorns in their careers. They were assigned by the Royal Guard Captain, Shining Armor to eliminate all alicorns from Equestria. After a few years of recieving the orders, Patient runs into a red and black pegasus resembling the alicorns they've killed. The pegasus is an immediate asshole after Patient invites him to uh…"dinner" and knows he's going to enjoy killing that pathetic piece of shit! But Shane wasn't always that asshole who met a well deserved death. He was once one of the most kind and considerate ponies in Equestria. This short story is about the rise and fall of the…I know I'm gonna regret saying this…"The All Merican Pony." I hate myself.

Co-written by usawrestling and wrestleforever