Rainbow Dash saves the world

Bob, an average human working at the Pentagon, teleports to Equestria.

One day, Fluttershy was listening to super loud dubstep. After listening to it for 18 hours, she gave Vinyl Scratch back her sparkly pink $3.00 earbuds.

"I hate it!" says Fluttershy.

Although, deep down inside, inside her pancreas, she loved it.

She loved it and cherished it.

"Well, any time you want to listen to it, come on down back to the dark and scary alley besides Lyra's house!" Vinyl Scratch responds.

"Well, ok..."

Fluttershy trots back to her house. Twilight accidentally bumps into her on the way.

"O-Oh, hello Fluttershy!" says Fluttershy.

Fluttershy continues on her way to her home.

She finds a pair of used tissues with the markings "For Princess Luna" embrossed on them. Hmm. Very suspicous. She wonders what it means. Fluttershy eats them happily and teleports to her cottage.

"Oh Angel!" she calls.

Angel grumpily hops over to her.

"Angel bunny, it's time for your milk bath." Rarity puts Angel in a carton of milk and leaves.

While Fluttershy locks the carton, she hears a knocking on the door.

"Who are you?" she calls. "Come in, Princess Luna!"

"Ah yes, Ms. Sparkle, I have a package for you." says Lyra.

"Well, give it to me!"

Fluttershy gently snatches it out of her fingers and kicks Lyra out of Canterlot.

Fluttershy puts on her dull blue $6.00 headphones. She listens to drum and bass, but all of the sudden, Spike explodes!

"Oh no! Twilight Sparkle exploded! AHHHHHHH!" she whispers.

She gently pets Pinkie Pie, and then Pinkie Pie flies out.

Fluttershy continues listening to her 186 BPM Handsup, and leaves Equestria forever.

But then, her socks explode into ultimate classical piano demons!

"What would a brave pony like Derpy Hooves do?!?" she yells quietly.

When all hope is lost, Fluttershy kills them.

The end.