Misadventures In Music

by TheVulpineHero1

Rating: teen
Tags: Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, DJ P0N-3, Romance, Octavia, Comedy
Length: 3621

Sequel to Music Makes The Heart. With a new job and a growing relationship, a somewhat different Vinyl and Octavia make their way through life.

Sequel to Music Makes The Heart.

With a new job comes new challenges. Octavia and Vinyl's relationship continues to grow, but can they handle what life will throw at them?

Published 2013-06-05 14:00:02 UTC
Last updated 2014-06-07 15:34:38 UTC

1) The Way Home

In a black as dark as pitch, engulfed by the hiss of dry ice and the flicker of lurid strobes, Vinyl Scratch closed her eyes behind mirrored lenses and grinned a hedonist's grin. She sat, a sore-hoofed tyrant at her turntable, spinning the dancers here and there like marionettes on whirling strings as they moved to the iron command of the beat. You could lose yourself on nights like these, she knew; forget your dreams and troubles both, become deaf to all but the song. That was where the magic lay, in that vast grey realm between control and oblivion. She let the music overpower her, dragged it to heel only to lose it again, kept it hovering just inside her reach and felt it thrashing to escape. She was more than the conductor, more than the conduit, part and parcel of what she was trying to create.

Below, the partygoers melted into a viscous blur of manes, coats, and hooves. It was impossible to see the colours of their eyes, or the contours of their faces; they had ceased to be ponies, and become the crowd. On weary legs, their hooves skittering across varnished wood as the building vibrated with sound, they danced a dance that knew no distance or difference, a dance that would engulf queens and commoners alike. A mother could dance alongside her own daughter and never realise it, blinded by the dark and the heat and the sound.

For hours without pause Vinyl fought her demons and let the sound stay barely within her control, balancing it on the tips of her hooves and daring it to break free. Every time the volume swelled, the crowd swelled with it, breath bated to see if this was the time, if this was the moment that her finesse would fail her and the storm would break beneath her gaze. And every time she would keep them hanging on the edge, dancing over the precipice, before reeling them back in and laughing at their faithlessness. They were hers, the music and the crowd both, and she would do with them what she wanted. It wasn't until dawn broke that she finally relented, and let the beat spiral out of control into one last, frenetic motion.
When all had fallen still, she took off her glasses, wiped the sweat from her brow, and let the smile play across her face a while longer. Her legs hadn't stopped trembling when she began the long walk home.

A wave of cool air greeted her as she opened the door to the apartment. It was the warm season in Manehattan, when lemonade stands sprouted like mushrooms on the streets and bankers boiled in their suits. Even early in the morning, heat seemed to pour off the roads in thick, shimmering waves. But the apartment was always cool and shaded, and the heat faded by nightfall.

The apartment itself was nothing special. It would be de rigueur, but even that would be too fancy; bland was the word, bland and beige and boring without measure. Just a box to put ponies in, really. That was how Vinyl thought of it, like she thought of all temporary accommodation. Just boxes, in different places and with different owners. It wasn't important. What was important was the content of the box.

“Octavia?” she called, loudly enough to be heard but quietly enough that it didn't echo in the empty space. “I'm back.”
The earth pony came to meet her, her dark mane only half-combed and her coat still ruffled from sleep. It made no difference. There was elegance there even in the disarray, somewhere in the slope of her shoulders and the tilt of her chin. She smiled wryly.

“What would you have done if I were asleep?” she asked, in a voice that sounded like smooth marble on a warm summer's day.

“I couldn't hear you snoring, so I figured you weren't,” Vinyl replied, taking off her glasses and grinning.

Octavia rolled her eyes. “Only one pony in this room snores, Vinyl Scratch, and it's not me. Did you have a good night?”

“Mm. Good morning, too. It was one of the best sets I've played in a while.”

“You said that last night as well.”

“Can't help it if I'm on a roll. You should have seen them jumping when I started up the new mix. It was crazy,” Vinyl said, and didn't bother to disguise the satisfaction in her voice. “I'm wiped, though. I might just go straight to sleep.”

“Not before breakfast, you don't. I was just about to make some hash browns when you came in, so it won't be long.”

Vinyl nodded. They'd only been staying in Manehattan for a couple of months, but Octavia had quickly taken to the local menu. She had trouble cooking flowers since they were so delicate, but potatoes were another story. She'd also grown fond of iced tea; sure enough, there was a pitcher of it on the living room table, made with honey and slices of lemon for flavour. It was a little too sweet for Vinyl's tastes most of the time, but she poured herself a glass anyway to cool down after the walk.

“How were the samples?” Octavia asked, picking up a knife and starting to dice the potatoes. She handled it with the same deftness as her bow, and her cuts were quick and precise.

“They were great,” the unicorn replied. “Sounded like big band until I added the bass. You and Brass really nailed it.”

Vinyl knew that in the kitchen, Octavia would be smiling. She had trouble believing that a cello and a saxophone could be worked into a drum and bass soundtrack, but that was the kind of city Manehattan was. Cheerful and mournful, high-class and gritty, crowded but lonely. There were maybe a thousand ponies on the streets every day, and not one of them knew each other; the city moved with an endless energy, but everypony seemed tired out by the pace. A city of dreams, where nopony ever slept. That was the city, and that was its music: dichotomies, backbeats and contradictions writ large in every bar, and every octave. That was what Octavia had been sent to learn, and she'd learnt it well.

After a few minutes punctuated with the sound of sizzling potatoes, the earth pony slid two plates of hash browns and a glass of orange juice onto the living room table, before taking a seat opposite Vinyl. “I think they turned out well this time,” she said as she grabbed a fork. “Which reminds me. Would you mind making some of that homemade pizza again? We have just enough ingredients, and I quite liked it last time.”

“What pizza were you eating? Pretty sure I charcoaled the last one,” Vinyl grumbled.

“Oh, it wasn't that bad. Although, perhaps my taste buds have shrivelled up from eating too many carbonised daffodils, hm?”

“Fine, fine. Like I'd say no anyway,” the unicorn replied, yawning a little. “You cooked breakfast, so I'll cook dinner. It's only fair.”

“Thank you, Vi. Now, I'd better get dressed for work. We're still rehearsing the score on that new musical, and the director keeps hanging around the music hall and generally being a terror. Honestly! You'd think she would focus on her own side of the performance rather than worrying about ours,” Octavia sighed, and pushed away an empty plate. “I'll do the dishes when I get back in the afternoon, so don't worry about them if you want to get some rest.”

Vinyl nodded, and privately resolved to do the dishes anyway. She worked at night and Octavia worked in the day, but she was usually far less tired when she got home from work than Octavia was. That was the pay-off for being a headline act in a decently-sized city. Opening for a big-namer could be a significant career boost by itself, so there was never any shortage of up-and-coming artists willing to be the warm-up act, and there was usually one of the older ponies on the circuit there to give the body of the set before she came in for the climax. Overall she was only on the job for a few frantic hours a night, although she sometimes played past her set until morning. She still got tired, because being in a club did that, but not as bad as if she'd had a nine to five job.

“There. How do I look?” the earth pony asked, stepping out of the bedroom/ She'd changed into a black blazer and red cravat, the uniform of the Manehattan orchestra.

“You know how I think you look,” Vinyl replied, a touch lazily. They had this discussion every day, and they hadn't yet tired of it.

“I suppose, but you're biased. If I came out wearing skis and a monacle, you'd still tell me I looked great,” the cellist teased.

“If you want an unbiased opinion, there's a mirror in the bathroom. You'll get pretty much the same answer.”

“I'll take your word for it, I suppose. I'll see you when I get back,” Octavia said finally. She took a second to kiss Vinyl softly on the lips, and rushed out of the apartment in an attempt to get to work before the streets got too crowded. A few moments after the front door had slammed shut, it opened again. “We have a letter,” she said.

Vinyl frowned, and drained the last of her orange juice. “Huh? The mailpony isn't due for ages yet. Is it addressed to me or you?”

“Both,” Octavia said, before tearing open the envelope and reading the contents aloud.

To Vinyl and Octavia
Re: Employment status
I am pleased to inform you that the Vivian Emi Centre for Music and Performance has been finished. As such, Octavia Philharmonica is required to cancel all engagements immediately, and proceed to Ponyville as soon as possible to assume her position as a valued member of staff. A representative will be there to greet you, so please check in at the building as soon as you arrive.
With regards to Vinyl Scratch, I will be operating under the assumption that you two will be travelling together and will therefore be setting up bookings in the Ponyville area.
I look forward to a fulfilling working relationship.

Yours, Vivian Emi

“Cancel all engagements? Immediately? Isn't this a touch abrupt?” Octavia said when she'd finished, her tone hovering somewhere between panic and annoyance. Her eyes ran across the letter again, checking she hadn't missed a postscript telling her to take her time.

“Well, that's the boss for you,” Vinyl yawned, and stood up. The chances of a mid-morning nap seemed to have decreased substantially. “She didn't put a deadline on when we arrive, though. We can probably sneak in a visit to your mom on the way back.”

The earth pony sighed, and began to undo the buttons on her blazer. “The maestro will be furious with me for leaving on such short notice. But… Well, I can't say I'm not pleased to be heading home.”

Vinyl nodded. As much as she liked Manehattan, it was only ever intended as a temporary stay. More of a working holiday than anything. It was harder to enjoy a place when you knew you could be leaving it behind at any time. Sometimes she regretted that. But there were train tickets to think of, and suitcases to pack; the world kept on turning, and the beat never stopped. That was the way it should be.

At least she'd gotten out of doing the dishes.

Author's Note

Oh man. I missed these two.

2) A Familiar Face

Vinyl Scratch was not exactly known for being a budding fashionista. She had no opinion on the dress du jour, and she only cared about the colour of a pony's socks if it somehow affected the difficulty of rocking them off. When she and Octavia had packed their cases for Manehattan, she'd simply scooped her entire wardrobe–all six pieces of it–into her bag and called the job done.

With the inevitability of an Appleoosan heatwave, all six pieces had disappeared by the time they'd gotten off the train, lost in a snarling tangle of turntable wires and electrical tape. Even her dress, which was so bright it could cause permanent retina damage if viewed without protective sunglasses, had vanished into the ether. At the time, Vinyl hadn't worried about it; she simply trusted that they would, in a matter of months or years, show up again of their own accord. Besides, she wouldn't need them. She barely wore clothes anyway.

She was, of course, wrong.

“Have you checked your pockets?” Octavia asked, watching with benign amusement as her partner wrestled with a veritable gordian knot of power cords, her case open on the floor of the train station.

“No, because the only pockets I own are on the vest I'm looking for. If I could make my vests fit inside themselves, I wouldn't be DJing for a living,” was Vinyl's response. It was tired, terse, a limping tempo. She hadn't found time to sleep in between booking the train and getting on it, and had no better recourse than to take it out on her immediate surroundings.

“Yes, you would.”

“Yes I would. Are you going to help me or not?”

With a sigh that was purely theatrical, Octavia knelt beside her partner and tried to divine a path through the miniature insulated jungle that had sprung up in Vinyl's case. Around them, there were snorts of annoyance as travelling ponies dodged past them on the way to and from the train; an attendant quietly installed himself a few feet behind them and looked pointedly at his watch, embellishing the act with a cough here and there. Calmly and with great dignity, Octavia ignored him.

“I don't see why you're so worried about it, anyway. I know you want to make a good impression on Mother, but you didn't go out of your way to impress her last time you met.”

“Yeah, but that was when she was just, y'know, your mom,” Vinyl replied, her tongue sticking out from the corner of her mouth. “Now I know she's a pretty cool pony, I wanna look my best.”

“I don't know whether your priorities are progressive or just plain backwards. Was that a button?”

“What, there in the bottom left? Think that's it?”

Without waiting for an answer, Vinyl took a deep breath and concentrated. The insides of her case were briefly bathed in arcane light before the contents began to jostle under the force of the unicorn magic. Within seconds, everything that had been on the inside of the case was on the outside, and a vest with more creases than an obese bulldog hovered in front of their faces.

“You aren't actually going to wear it like that, are you?” Octavia asked conversationally, five seconds after Vinyl had begun struggling into the vest.

“Well, I'm not gonna eat it. How do I look?”

Infuriatingly, the answer was 'not bad'. Vinyl in a crumpled vest possessed the same disaffected allure as a rock star after a night on a cramped tour bus. For a pony who had spent many hours slaving over her dress clothes with a hot iron, it was almost intolerable.

“I think you'll get away with it,” Octavia replied with a smile that was too tight. “Now, shall we stop clogging up the hoof traffic and start making our way home?”

Vinyl nodded, but took a deep breath before she did. Octavia's mother was…challenging, without a doubt. Eccentric, chirpy and oddly perceptive, she had run rings around Vinyl the last time they'd met. She could only hope things went better this time around.

She was in the middle of gardening when they found her. Vinyl's mind registered neon pink and leopard print before resolutely blocking out the image of the old mare's dress and focusing on the pure devastation she was visiting upon the local plant life. Octavia's jaw fell open, and she lurched towards her mother with panic in her eyes.

“Mother, what are you doing to those hydrangeas? That's not gardening, it's a war crime!”

Octavia's mother looked up at them and grinned sheepishly. She was holding something that wasn't quite a pair of shears and wasn't quite a machete, but would have made either of them feel very self-conscious. “Oh, I was just trimming them. You know, to encourage growth. I do occasionally listen to those tips you give me, dear.”

Octavia shook her head in disbelief. Certainly, a little mild pruning would help many plants, but she wouldn't have used a tool like that on a redwood tree, never mind a delicate flower. It was like setting off a volcano with the justification that the mineral soil would help crops grow. However, her mother had already switched targets.

“Hello, dear,” she called, giving Vinyl a look that, while kind, would have pierced steel. The unicorn stood up a little straighter despite herself.

“Ma'am.”

“Ma'am? Whatever happened to 'Mom'? I quite enjoyed that, you know.”

“Still getting used to it, ma'... Mom.” Vinyl's hoof automatically rose to adjust her glasses; with great effort, she lowered it.

“Well, at least the intent is there. Now, then! First things first. You have been using the little tip I gave you, correct? Hygiene is important, you know!”

Vinyl winced. Straight for the jugular. “Nope. Haven't really, uh, had occasion to yet. Not since I wrote you that letter, anyway.”

The mare rolled her eyes skyward. “I can't fathom why not. You get along well, and you're both good-looking enough. It's not as though it's rocket science, dear.”

It might well have been her imagination, but Vinyl was almost sure that Octavia was trying to stare a hole in the back of her head. She was also almost positive that her mother was doing this on purpose. “I know. We're still taking it nice and slow.”

“Yes, yes. Well, make sure you get around to it. I expect some grandkids out of you two sooner or later,” the mare replied, with a wink that was terrifying on a primal level.

“Pretty sure that's not how biology works, ma'am.”

“I'm sorry to interrupt,” Octavia said, a glassy smile fixed to her face. “I feel like I only heard half of that conversation, and I'm not sure I liked the half I heard. Vi, would you please take our bags in while my mother enlightens me on what she's talking about?”

The unicorn nodded and began to work her magic, all too eager to be out of the blast radius when the discussion came to a head. To her surprise, Octavia's mother looked less scared than amused by the prospect of the incoming lecture.

“Now now, dear. I know you're not a child any more, but you really should work on your grammar. I believe 'our mother' is what you meant to say,” she said, in the same kind and unruffled tone as ever. She flashed Vinyl a meaningful look. “Go on, dear. Make yourself at home. There's lemonade in the fridge, and I'm sure you remember where the bedrooms are. You look exhausted.”

Vinyl rolled her eyes, but couldn't deny it. They'd gotten on the train almost as soon as they'd got the letter, and she still hadn't slept. It said a lot about the speed of Equestria's mailponies that their hurriedly-scrawled message to Octavia's mother had arrived before they had. A bed sounded pretty tempting.

The inside of the house hadn't really changed from the last time she was there, she noted, trying to ignore the muffled bickering from the front door. It was still a haven for loveseats and classical artwork, with wallpaper, curtains and carpets that displayed far better taste than was typical for Octavia's mother. She found herself wondering who had decorated it–builders didn't finish a house as well as this one, and from what little she knew about Octavia's father, he seemed unlikely to have had a hoof in it. Besides, she thought with a grin, she knew full well that Octavia wasn't one for ostentatious houses. Her little apartment in Ponyville was proof of that. Counting off the steps as she ascended–thirty three–she went upstairs and wandered in search of the guest bedroom.

It wasn't a large room. The last time she was here, Vinyl had let the décor trick her into thinking the house was bigger than it actually was, and she'd been surprised to find herself occupying a box room for the night. Not that it was a bad thing, of course. She'd grown fond of small, cosy rooms during her travels. Even train compartments were better than huge hotel rooms with nopony else to share them with.

With a grateful sigh, she dumped the bags and sat down on the bed; almost of its own accord, her head fell backwards to meet the pillow. By the time Octavia came to check on her, she was fast asleep.

Author's Note

This chapter ends somewhat abruptly. For posterity, the reason for this is that after a break of a year or so since the first chapter was published, I'm back and picking this story up again. The sudden end is to draw a dividing line and help me really get down to it from this point onward, and to actually get some momentum going. When I finish the story, I may come back and edit this in order to keep it in line with future chapters.