How Ponies Reproduce

It is my indefatigable (lolwat) belief that both moon and sun are actually reproductive beings. Every solar eclipse, as we know it, is a time when both star and rock come together as both penis and vagina. Semi-literally.

Completely ignoring science, relative to magical, colourful, talking, friendship-induced ponies, I will attempt to explain the process.

You see, when the sun get's really really hot, like, really hot in the presence of the moon's moon, it releases a vast abundance of solar flares, which in turn penetrate the moon's surface. Once the flares move inside the moon, entered via one of the moon's many asteroid vaginas, they cause an internal rupture that results in a release of rocky eggs, which the moon grows. These are fired from one of the moon's opposing holes, acting as a geyser.

Unfortunately all eggs are smashed and battered to some extent throughout the eruption, and in turn deform from their true biological state. Those most effected by the collisions are known as 'Earth Ponies': the ultimately deformed race. The subsequent disorders result in Pegasi. These creatures have maintained certain chromosomes from their true state; wings, but unfortunately have lost what the most fortunate of species can wield: magic.

Magic is what nature intended each and every creature to exercise. Those with it were fortunate enough to maintain the main feature all eggs originally held. Yet still, the race known as Unicorns, the controllers of magic, were not lucky enough to keep the wings that Pegasi can use.

There are few, and I mean very few, who break free of the moon's moist grip unscathed. Using other eggs, they shield themselves between them, allowing the unfortunate ones to surround them in a cocoon, preventing the harsh battering of the release.

These eggs grow to become Alicorns. Given both wings and magic, they hold great power. So much that even entropy can't sway.

Meteor showers are not mere rocks, but foals plummeting to the earth.

This entire process has been titled 'Incest'.

-Other races such as Griffons, Minotaurs etc don't actually exist. They're ponies in suits.