How Ponies Reproduce

This is my theory because yours are all shit:

Males and females have very different styles for reproduction to happen; however, neither have genetalia.

Males have sperm created by the bacteria inside their small intestine, of which is held inside one of the thousands of small pockets inside their large intestine. In order for their sperm to be released, the brain must tell at least one of these pockets to collapse so that the sperm to be released into the rectum of the stallion. The next time he shits, the sperm is inside the feces.

Females have a very special way of creating their eggs. The mares constantly build up cells inside a special, unique section of their pancreas; the cells collected can be either alive or dead. the cells being built in the pancreas sometimes causes the mare to get diabetes during pre-pregnancy. During a year’s span, the section bundles the cells together so that the inside is filled with living cells with rewritten genetic code, and the outside is protected by the dead cells. Then, the newly formed egg is released the be hidden somewhere inside the esophagus in a sac.

Now, in order for the sperm and the egg to meet, the female must, yes, eat the shit of the stallion. This is a sacred thing, and it shows the love between the two. Since it’s, you know, shit, the female only does this when their body tells them that they’re ready to reproduce.

When the poop is on the way down the esophagus, the egg is released from its sac inside the esophagus the try to meet some sperm. Once they (hopefully) meet, the new cell gets regurgitated, and the foal is going to be born in a reptile-like egg that is in the mother’s care until it hatches. It hatches after around 60-70 days, though it relies on its parents for the first 3 years of its life.

Its species relies on human-style genetics; however, genes that tell it to become an alicorn forces it to become an earth pony instead.

Alicorns are created by genetic mutations, simple as that. Celestia just rewrote Twilight’s genetics to make her an alicorn.