Let The Fools Who Stand Before Me Be Destroyed By The Power That You And I Possess.
Thorn and his army were stopped by a large band of griffons halfway towards the tower of death who ask them. "What are you ponies doing its past the slave curfew you don't get sun for another three weeks!" Thorn just smiled and said." We're here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of bubblegum."
At that moment everyponies guns went off and bodies were piling up but the griffons kept on coming so some ponies died. In the heat of the moment Thorn found the greatest weapon. A solid blank cane with a diamond on top which turned into a machine gun. "Griffons it's time for me to do what needs to be done of me and live up to my family name!"
he said as he slapped a griffon with his cane and then turned it into a gun shot 15 more out of the sky.
Explosions with the force of god were going off due to the sheer epicness of the fire fight, griffons and ponies alike went blind because of the awesomeness but then was cured of the blindness because of the swaghealing aura coming off. Sadly the ponies were losing and losing numbers while the griffons just kept coming because they get it on alot.
Thorn didn't care and kept fighting because he had to avenge his mom but he was soon losing strength because there was just too many griffons. "If only my dad was here... he could save ponykind easily!" just then at that fateful moment a rip in the fabric of the universe opened a portal and out came it a figure of epicness stepped out.
"Did somepony call me?" Spike said smiling.
Before The Mighty Gift Bestowed In My Unworthy Hand
Years after the death of Spike the dragon Twilight was reading a book but everything thing changed when the griffons attacked. Griffons were evil creatures that were from the east forbidden zone and they were made of lions and eagles! Sadly nopony could do anything because they were heavily out numbered because griffons can get it on if you know what I mean.
So the griffons quickly took over Equestria and ruled with a iron claw/fist/talon. One day during the daily slaves daylight enjoyment Thorn the half dragon, who was Spike the dragon and Twilight's son asked his mom. " MOM! Why are those griffons beating that poor mare!?!?"
he said as he pointed at said griffons shooting the mare with lazors which the griffons made with there evil tech and smacking her.
"Because griffons are from evil lands and hate ponies!"
Twilight said and this made Thorn angry and he couldnt take the suffuring and the pain so he yelled at the griffons. "HEY you guys stop that right now!" the griffons look over and said "Shut up kid or you will pay!" and they aimmed there lazors at him but just as they were about to shoot Twilight jumped infront of him. "No! mom no!!!" Thorn shouted at the top of lung.
"It's okay Thorn -cough- im going to where your father is -wheeze- so promise me you'll live and not take revenge?" Twilight said as she close her eyes for the final time.
"I'm sorry mom... but im going to have to break that promise." he said quickly jumping forward towards a griffon disarming him and blasting his head.
"The griffons must pay!" Bystanders had seen Thorn take out that griffon and seeing that gave them hop for a new future. "Listen everypony we can stop the griffon threat if we work together! So will you join me?" Thorn said in a inspiring voice. Which caused everypony within a 5 mile radius to band together and grab lazors and rocks to use as weapons.
Thorn lead the army to the griffon base of the tower of death.
Thorn could not believe his eyes. His dad was there. Alive. "Dad! I thought you were dead!" he said with tears coming to his eyes. "I was son but not even hell could stop me forever. So what did I miss?" Spike the dragon said. Thorn got a sad look and said "Those griffons took over Equestria and they.. they... they killed mom."
Spike was shocked then enraged. "Griffons.... you killed wife?" the sheer hate in his eyes killed 35 griffons on the spot before he lashed out in a rampage taking out griffon after griffons bodies and guts everywhere as Spike was mauling them and roasting there flesh with his flames.
When he calmed down bit, which was after every near by griffon was dead he turned to his son and said. "Son take care of things here I'm going after there boss." he said walking towards the tower of doom. Thorn was in awe he never seen anything that awesome in his life it was like crack but legal and non addicting and yet it was addicting at the same time. Thorn snapped out of it and began barking out orders to the surviving ponies to get ready for the next wave.
Meanwhile, Spike entered the gates of the tower of doom it was aleast 100 floors high but thankfully his wings grew in while he was in hell. "Leeroy Jenkins!" he shouted flying up at extreme speed and landing at the final room at the top but it was guarded by 100 griffons.
"Only 100? Piece of cake!" he said cracking his knuckles and got into a fighting stance. Ten griffons jump out from his side he quicked jumped and punched 5 of them killing them instantly. The other 95 all surrounded him a came at him at once but Spike that fast enough to parry all there blows and counterattack like that one scene in matrix with all the clones and the pole.
Seeing how fighting him would only lead to death the griffons fled for there lives... or at least tried to as a big ball of flames sent them to the afterlife. Spike pushed open the doors to the final room only to be shocked at what was there.
"Gilda! What are you doing here!" Spike said while clenching his fist.
"I started all of this because Rainbow was my friend first and you ponies stole her from me!" she said with anger.
"Of course this mess is your fault it all makes sense now, lets finish this Gilda!" Spike said ready to go Chris Brown on her ass. A blink of a eye and they were at it shooting lazors and fire dodging with great time, air battling it when suddenly Rainbow dash smashed threw the window. "Gilda stop this I thought you were a good griffon!"
"Not anymore after what you ponies did to me." Spike took this chance and punched her in the face shattering her skull. "It's over now. The world is safe once again."
"We did it the griffons have been defeated!" Ponies cheered. After Spike took out the griffon leader the griffons quickly lost morale and most died off quickly while the rest flew back to there homeland.
Ponies were celebrating in the streets happy that they were free. All but two souls though. "I miss mom so much dad." Thorn said looking up to the stars. "I do too son and that's why we're getting her back." Spike said ripping a hole in spacetime.
"Dad where are we going?" Thorn said looking into the abyss of the portal.
"The evils of hell has DOOM-ed too many ponies it's time for them to get some REPERCUSSIONS for their EVIL. Plus I already broke out of hell once how hard will it be to break in and recuse Twilight?" They both nodded and jumped in the portal.
To be continued?
