I Got This

by Paranormal__Spirit

Rating: teen
Tags: Human, Comedy, Adventure, Random
Length: 478

Hello. My name is Trinity. This is my story about how I saved my beloved state from Discord , traveled to the land of Equestria , and got some pretty cool magic powers from Princess Celestia !
If anyone is willing to do cover art for me ,I would be great full .

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-06-05 17:48:48 UTC

I Can Handle This

" You just need to trust me "

" But..."

"Trust me"

" Sigh. I trust you. "

Now let me get this strait. I'm not very tall. I'm 5'3", have short black hair, with long white bangs with black tips that go over my left eye. I'm not a good match to a 9 foot tall draconaqus with magical powers of chaos. But I have something in common with him that I have never told anyone. EVER.

I approach him slowly

"DISCORD! GET DOWN HERE! I NEED TO SPEAK WITH YOU!" I scream at the top of my lungs.

" Yes, what are you going to do about me ?"

"I have something to tell you. Something you may find that hits close to the heart. "

"Continue"

The Story of Oliver the Asslholr

" Ok. So as I was saying, I'm going to tell you a story about how a friendship went from normal to chaotic.

Last year, I met a boy. His name was Oliver Nunemaker. We were friends for a time. And, truth be told I slowly fell in love with him. One of my so-called-friends, Alyssa Talerico led me to belive that Oliver loved me too. So, I racked up the nerve to tell him

how I felt. But he didn't feel the same. He called me a monster , crazy, and evil. I was heartbroken. It made me lose it. And I decided that love and friendship was overrated. I avoided all of my friends. And blamed my family for everything.  And now I'm trusted by no one. And now I face the consequences. Just like you and Celestia."

Feels

"Wow. I never realized anyone else suffered from heartbreak like I did"

" Well now you know your not alone. "

" Friends?"

"Friends!"

"DISCORD!"

Bored

"Ugh, I'm so booorrreed!" I exclaim

My name is Trinity Rodriguez. I live in Colorado , and right now, I'm being forced to endure another one of my younger brother's baseball games. He thinks he's a professional, but he can barely hit the ball off a tee. Anyway, I'd rather listen to my music and lose my self in my own thoughts than watch my younger brother fail at a sport. I insert my head phones into my ears and feel the sweet, sweet feeling of the wubs blasting through my body.

"And Diego Rodriguez is up to bat, the pitcher throws and...

STRIKE ONE! STRIKE TWO ! STRIKE ... WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?"

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(MUAHAHA)

"Huh? What?"

"EVERYBODY RUNNN!"

( more screams)

D-d-d-d-d-d-d-DISCORD!

"Oh

My

CELESTIA"

"C'mon Trin! We have to run! We can get aw..."

" No"

"What did you tell me?! I AM YOUR MOTHER AND YOU DO NOT SAY NO TO ME...!"

"Just trust me. I belive I know how to handle Discord. "