The Elements of Disharmony

by Red Mare

Rating: mature
Tags: Dark, Comedy, Romance, Adventure
Length: 991

What if they're were new Elements in town? Would this Elements would bring ruin?

There are the six Elements of Harmony, Loyalty, Kindness, Honest, Laughter, Generosity, and Magic. But they're not the only ones, there is another group of ponies who bear different elements, they are the Elements of Disharmony, Mischief, and Tragedy. There might be something wrong with this picture. What could possibly go wrong?

Caizo Haze is my character.

Other characters used in this story go to their rightful owners. They get credit for their characters and their stories.

Crezo belongs to Crezo Unicorn Awesome work man.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-06-20 18:00:02 UTC

Chapter 1

It was just a normal day in Ponyville, the sun shone brightly in the afternoon, making the streets and air warm, the sky had a few white clouds, and through all of it everypony was smiling, and having a great day. That is until Caizo Haze and Crezo were causing mischief around the town. Laughter could be heard from these two ponies as they just pulled a prank on Doughnut Joe. Doughnut Joe was covered in jelly, frosting, and sprinkles, as he looked for the two ponies responsible for the trick. Caizo laughed so hard his sides began to hurt, Crezo looked at his friend and his sides began to hurt as well when he saw Doughnut Joe.

"See... ha... I told you, you would laugh Crezo." Caizo said, catching his breath from laughing to hard.

"I know. I guess you got me in a good mood Caizo." Crezo said, calmly.

"So what other pranks or hilarious adventures are we going to pull out today?"

"Well I was thinking we could read a book."

"Boring. Come on dude think of something fun and exciting." Caizo rolled his eyes, still smiling at the green coat.

"I prefer to read, be mischievous at times, and sometimes be concerned for others. Crezo said in a calm matter.

"Capital B for Boring." Caizo gestured a b with his hoof in the air.

"It's not boring if you think about it." Crezo told the blue pegasus, as he saw Caizo fly off the ground.

"Well fun, mischief, pranks are my calling what about your calling?" Caizo asked, flying in the air.

"Tragedy, and death are my calling." Crezo said, sternly.

"Oh." Caizo said.

"Yeah." Crezo said, looking down at the ground.

"Well that does sound bad now doesn't it?" Caizo asked, not really caring.

"It is bad." Crezo said, trying to remain calm.

"Okay maybe your idea sounds better than what I have." Caizo admitted.

"What was your idea?" Crezo asked curiously.

"Pranking more ponies and running for our lives."

"Why must you always prank somepony?"

"Cause it's fun and you know it."

"Well I can't know it until you tell me. What pony are we going to prank?"

"Well I was thinking Twilight Sparkle." Caizo said, smiling evilly.

"Are you nuts?!!!" Crezo practically yelled out loud.

"Yes I am and I have a pair of them down there." Caizo replied, trying hard not to laugh at his own joke.

"That's not what I me---no no not going to answer that."

"It's kinda funny the way you want to answer."

"Are you serious about Twilight though?" Crezo asked.

"Oh most defiantly." Caizo replied, already planning a prank in his head.

"Well at least your straight forward with it."

"I know right."

"I mean she is an Element of Harmony." Crezo said calmly.

"I didn't know that." Caizo said, his eyes widening to the size of dinner plates

"She's the Element of Magic. How could you not know that?!" Crezo almost yelled.

"Cause it's me." Caizo said.

"Why must you be so stupid?" Crezo face hooved himself.

"I'm not stupid. I'm just a fool." Caizo said, smiling.

"That means the same thing."

"No it doesn't."

"Then what does it mean to you?"

"It means I like to pretend to be foolish."

"Are you kidding me?"

"No. Why are you asking so many questions Crezo?"

"Cause sometimes I think you just go crazy with pranks."

"I do not. Most of the time."

"Then why prank ponies?"

"Well because sometimes I think ponies need to be loose and have fun once in a while. Also it gives them a sense of relief not just because of the prank but it gives them motivation to know they all will be okay. I may not have grown up around in Ponyville or Canterlot, but it feels like I have."

"Wow. You really mean all of that?"

"Yes. I try my best, not because of what my cutie mark says and tells what I do, but for the sake of everypony."

"That's the most beautiful thing I ever heard."

"Aww your crying."

"I know it's because of the raw onions near me."

"I know, I put them there."

"You what?!"

"I knew you would almost cry at my words. So I took the liberty of putting raw onions near you during our conversation."

"Your a jerk you know that Caizo."

"Yes I know, and you love me for it."

"I do not."

"Don't try to hide it you know you want me Crezo."

"Will you stop?"

"Stop what lover."

"Sometimes I wish I could kill you.

"Aww. Look who's being the jerk now I have feelings too ya know."

"Are you kidding me?!"

"Yes I am."

"Why in the name of my Aunt Celestia am I stuck with you again?"

"Your Aunt is Princess Celestia?"

"No she's my mother." Crezo said sarcastically.

"Really?" Caizo asked in anticipation.

"Of course she's my Aunt, you moron!" The green unicorn said.

"Well I never." The blue pegasus said, trying to sound offended.

"Don't say it."

"Don't say what?"

"Don't say what you are about to say about me."

"Okay I won't."

"Good."

"I'm just wondering if you should get a check up by Nurse Red Heart."

"Caizo!"

So there they were. Crezo chasing Caizo through the streets of Ponyville, without a care in the world. Both of them not knowing what lies ahead of them. They both are the two elements that will save Equestria from a certain evil that is yet to come and show itself. So  they both better be prepared for the adventure of a lifetime. Because Crezo and Caizo are about to embark on a long journey and discover their destinies and maybe something more.

   So readers are you ready for adventure. Because this is going to be a long story and a ride of a lifetime. There will be romance, comedy, and some dark element coming soon.