An Alicorn Twilight-Cloud Theory
The Reason Why Twilight Became an Alicorn
The Alicorn Twilight – cloud Theory
Season 1 Episode 11 Winter Wrap up
Twilight had just finished singing the winter wrap up song. She was a little confused of why that randomly singed out of nowhere. She was even confused of the fact that everything went completely dark, and there spotlights at the beginning of the song.
She then thought in her head, ‘fuck it’, for it did not make sense. She had thought of why try to make sense of things that did not make sense. So she shrugged it off and went on to see what every pony else was doing.
She walked around, and saw the clouds. She always loved them, and had cretin feelings for them.
She looked up to them in awe, as they froze in place. She always thought of the clouds as her friends.
However, it is friends that she could never really be with, for she did not have any wings.
She thought perhaps she could find a spell in one of her books that she keeps forgetting that she has, for she never knows what she has anyway.
However, she wanted to be ‘alone’ with the clouds. She did not want to be in public with the clouds, for it was very weird.
She could always have Rainbow or Fluttershy bring a cloud to her library, but she was afraid of Rainbow or Fluttershy questing her about having clouds in her place. She could always dream about it, and at nights, she always thought about them.
However, she did not that one time when Zecroa was in town and she was being a bitch.
She then saw Rainbow, busting a cloud while thinking about all of these things in her head very quickly. She was even surprised by how fast she could think as well.
Then, without thinking straight, since she had her minds on about the clouds and all, she wanted to go up into the skies and touch the clouds in way to satisfy her needs of the clouds. She wanted to at least be close to them as much as possible, as much time as possible, for she could not do what she wanted with the cloud. Then Rainbow flew down and landed right in front of her.
Twilight wanted to be on her team, so she could go ahead and touch the clouds. After a few seconds had passed by after Rainbow landed, she asked Rainbow if she could help.
Then Rainbow reminded her of her wingless body, and Twilight was a little depressed, knowing that she could never touch the clouds and her dreams will never come true.
Then, she decided to move on with life, and continue to see if she could help in the wrap up. As time passed by, she did, and helped organized the teams and such.
A few more minutes passed, and she had Spike at home, warming up by the fire, for he had a cold while sleeping on an ice block that was melting in the middle of the lake.
As Spike was resting and warming up, she remembered early that day, of how Rainbow reminded her of her wingless body. She had thought she could never be with her friends, but then a thought came to mind.
She wondered if she could change her destiny. She thought about it for a moment, and thought it would never work. There was no way she could change her destiny of turning from a Unicorn into a Pegasus.
Then, she remembered Celestia. She had a horn and a set of wings. Then, she had a little smirk on her face. A plan popped in her head, which she knew it would work.
However, she soon thought about one major flaw. How could she change her destiny? Can she even change her own future?
However, she remembered there could be a spell for it in one of her books. She had thought this because, really, she does not even fucking know what books she has in her collection, and chances are, she could find a spell if she looked hard enough. She then waited for Spike to go to sleep, and went to her shelves, filled with many books that she does not know what they are. Well, at least some of them, she had thought.
However, she didn’t want to spend too much time with this search, because she was a little afraid she would over react and almost go insane, resulting in waking up Spike and she would be questioned by him.
Therefore, she decided to look in the section labeled, D, and is smart about it; instead of being stupid and not knowing her, she organized her stuff. She looked, and surprisingly, there was a book that taught her how she could change her own destiny.
She quickly took out the book and turned the pages. All she had seen was blanks, and then remembered, that she was only looking for one spell, and there was not enough information to fill up the book, so it was only on page.
She soon found that one page that had the spell on it, and concentrated. She used her magic hard and for whatever reason, she was thinking about her wish to become an Alicorn, while at the same time, trying to cast the spell.
Soon, there was a flash of light, and nothing happened.
She was disappointed and looked at the book with anger. She then decided to donate the useless book to a Unicorn orphanage, for she did not give a single flaming fuck about the book anymore.
However, she wanted to have some fun with the book at least, and put a little spell on the book, that she could see the orphans try to cast the spell, but they’re magic is too weak. She also had seen some of the children try to do it, but failed, cried in a corner, and one of them committed suicide.
Even the owners of the orphanage did not care about the dead body or the child doing such a horrible act, that they just left the dead body as the child was hanging from a rope around his neck.
The other children even made a scary story about him coming back to life and made a legend out of it. Soon, Twilight just went to bed, and continued to dream a dream that would never be.
Season 3 episode 13 Magical Mystery Cure
Twilight had slowly descended from the skies. She had her eyes closed, wondering what the fuck Celestia did to her. When she landed on the ground gently, she opened her eyes, and looked at her wings.
She was happy. She then thought back to that one faithful winter wrap up day and her she casted a spell. She then thought about her the spell did work, and she was just being a stupid idiot again, for she over reacted.
She had thought about how much she could now live out her dreams with the clouds. Her heart was filled with pure joy. She could not wait to spend time with her new friends up above.
However, she then stopped, and wondered why Celestia turned into an Alicorn. She then remembered in her decently singed song, that it was time for her to fulfill her destiny.
She was for sure that the spell had worked, and she had a little smirk on her face. Then Celestia came down, explained why she turned Twilight into a shitty Alicron, and did other shit later that night.
Present Day
Twilight was flying back home to Ponyville after her shitty ceremony. Twilight thought it was shitty, because it did not have any clouds at all.
After her little ceremony, she had asked if she could use Rainbow’s place for a bit. The mane six were going to stay in Cantorlot for the remaining night to come, for it would be far too long to travel from Cantorlot to Ponyville.
Rainbow agreed, but was a little skeptical about it, but she did not ask any questions, because she had good faith in Twilight and all.
When Twilight was about to fly back home, Celestia had asked why she was going back home so early. Twilight just gave a simple answer, of ‘everything is going to be just fine’ as she flew away from Cantorlot.
Twilight had panicked, and did not know what to do. Therefore, she just did something random and went back to Ponyville. She was also surprised that neither Celestia, nor Luna went after her.
Twilight traveled to Ponyville and it took a while, but she eventually made it, and went to the clouds.
She basked in its pure glory. She jumped around o the clouds and flew through it too. She then said to the clouds, “Oh my friends. My wonderful friends. I am so happy to be here with you all. Now I just need to find the perfect cloud.”
Twilight did not just want any cloud of what she wanted to do with for her dream to come true. She searched and she searched, but almost gave up hope for the perfect cloud.
Then, she saw it. She had seen the perfect cloud. It was not too small, or too big. It had the perfect roundness to it, and it was not wide at all. Twilight fell in love with the cloud, and finally knew her dreams were coming true.
She then quickly went near the cloud; looked around, making sure no pony was watching her. When she saw everything was ok and no pony was there watching her, she quickly grabbed the cloud and went into rainbow’s place.
There, she went to her room and kept the cloud in Rainbow’s living room. She went to Dash’s room, grabbed some candles wherever she could find it at, and placed it in random places.
She then lit the candles, dimed the lights down, and made the bed, so it looked comfortable to be in. she then brought the cloud up stairs into the room, grabbed a music player, and put it near the bathroom door.
She then went into the bathroom, and ‘freshened up’ a bit, so she would look sexy what she was about to do.
She then slowly, sexually opened the door, to reveal herself. She then turned on the music, which just happened to have sexy music playing.
She looked at the cloud, with a big smile on her face. While this was happening, the cloud did not give a fuck about it, because it was a cloud and it just sat there on Dash’s bed. Twilight then said to the cloud, “I’ve been waiting for this moment cloud. I know you want me cloud. Get ready for all the fun we’re about to have.”
She then slowly, sexually walked up to the bed, and slowly got under the covered. She gently kissed the cloud.
She even slowly started to hump the cloud. She went slow, to fast, and started to bang the cloud. She trusted her pussy into the cloud, and she had a loud moan come out of her mouth.
She said, “Yes! Oh god Yes! You are a pro cloud!”
She then almost had a heart attack due to the pure pleasure she was having with the cloud. In addition, the cloud did not care because he was a cloud.
Twilight then said to the cloud, “Fuck me cloud! Fuck me as hard as you can! Fuck me to the heavens!”
At this point, Twilight was starting to get a little insane, for she was doing a whole bunch of sex techniques to the cloud. She gave it a blowjob, and a hoof job. Twilight even did the 69 with the cloud.
At one point, Twilight wanted to get wild and do a clever steamer, but did not feel like getting dirty with the cloud that night. The cloud did not care about what was happening to him, because he was a cloud.
Soon, Twilight was interrupted by Rainbow when she walked in. Rainbow had got a little too curious as to why Twilight left Cantorlot so early.
She snuck out at night, and went to check up on Twilight. When she entered her home, she heard moaning from up in her room. Rainbow was starting to get a little afraid of what was happening, and decided to go and check up on Twilight.
After Rainbow opened the door to reveal Twilight fucking a cloud, Twilight said to her, “You want to have a threesome?”
Rainbow gladly accepted the offer, and all three of them banged the entire night away. Soon, in the morning, all of them were sleeping and felt good about last night.
Soon, Rainbow and Twilight took a pregnancy test, and found out that the cloud impregnated them both. Soon, both Twilight and Rainbow had cloud babies, and the cloud did care, because he had to pay for child support now.
Soon, after the cloud babies were born, the cloud father was a drunken asshole, and was soon arrested by the cloud police, for being a bad father to the cloud children, while the mothers’s just horde themselves out.
As for the rest of Twilight’s friends, including Celestia and Luna, they decided to forget that any of that ever happened, because they did not know what the fuck just happened. The ponies then lived happily ever after.
The End.
Author's Note
so you might be questioning what is this? What did I make this? The honest answer is I don't have a fucking clue myself. I just came up with it on the drive home one night from the theatre 8 years ago (as of writing) and I thought about this and said to myself, "Sure, why the fuck not?" And so I did. And now I don't know anymore. I don't hate it, I think it's funny in that weird kind of sense.
But at the same time I just don't care anymore. Take it however you want to, I really just don't give a fuck anymore. I had more planned with like Fluttershy doing it with dirt or Rainbow Dash doing it with Water and even brought it up with some chick on here once and she said it was kinky... you be the judge of that, but if I do end up doing more, it'll be put in the back of the ovens. It is less priority for me right now...
~Bob Tom
