AbyDash: Forever a Tree

by AbyssionQC

First published January 1st, 1970 00:00

I used to be a tree, the greatest tree that never grew. I was tall, about 69 feet and flowers flooded my wooden body. I used to walk in ponyville with my non-existent legs, buy fertilizers in shops using my flowers as money. I used to give lots of splinters to the little kids by lending them my bark. Of course they never gave them back, such ill-mannered children. Anyway, the point is, I wasn't a pony until recently.

So I decided to write a story, I have no idea what this story will be about. I'll just write and see what happen. Whenever I try to write something it's bad so don't expect anything great.

I'll add characters later.

Chapters

Oh god

Oh god
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AbyDash: Forever a Tree

Oh god

"Today is a great day."

"No it's not."

"Alright then."

The sun settled down for another cold day of summer and the smell of birds singing could be seen all over the place. It was a day like any other day and the SGDQ hype from last night was still fresh in the air. The ResidentSleepers of Ponyville were still looking out for Blueglass. YSG went missing at some point during the event, something that everypony noticed right away.

"How did you become a tree?"

"It's my birthday in few days, don't question me."

The question was good and I couldn't not answer it, I was in fact a tree instead of a pony.

"Scarred was FC'd." said the continuity error that occured within the first chapter.

"How is this related to your newfound body?" replied Cthulhu, because he's Cthulhu and everyone want him in their story (even if they don't know!).

It was only a matter of time before Cthulhu would force the answer out of me, I had no choice but to delay the new Fantabulous update for another month.

"I found Fluttershy" He said, changing the dialogue back to third person.