"OI"

"OI!!"

"wake the fuck up shit head your not getting us killed on account of you sleeping in now wake the fuck up!!!"

Oblivions eyes snapped open"who the fuck what where are you?"Oblivion looked around the room he was strapped to the table he had see earlier "in your head faggott now get us the fuck out of here" he looked over to see a note on the desk

He read it aloud "dear dumb biped back soon getting more BIG KNIFES yay lots of love Pinkamena P.S don't leave or you will never find out if Twilight is alive,THAT FUCKING BITCH if I get louse I will fuck her skull with my sword!!!"

Oblivion thrashed about for about ten minutes before stopping "well that didn't work now what?"he sighed"wait what are you anyway my conscience?" "yes""really?""no you fucktard!!"

there was a loud bang followed by the clip clop of hooves"oh fuck she's back!""and that's not the worst part"
"which is?""you now have to scratch a itch on your forehead ha sucks to be us ha ha ha!"

"don't talk to me I fucking mean it if you ever talk to me ever again I will kill you"

As she reached the bottom step she walked over to him

"ha do I have a party planned for you?"

"can you do me a favor?"

"um sure as long as its not to let you go?".

A few minutes later...

"YES YES GOD YES RIGHT THERE OH YES thats it ok now you can kill me" she leaned back from his head "you know for a last wish scratching your head is certainly a strange one oh well time for fun" .

She walked over to a cupboard and pulled out a roll of fabric and put it on the table next to him and rolled it out what it held was a array of knifes and different tools of torture.

"this is going to hurt not lol if only she knew that I was a Titan she would see that its pointless to attempt to harm me" he thought.

She picked up a scalpel and walked and put the blade to his chest "what's your name mister?" Oblivion looked here in the eye

"Murphy"she smirked "well mister Murphy time to scream ha ha ha ha!!"she snort laughed as she started to apply pressure with the blade

She was cutting through the skin she was actually cutting him"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"he screamed in agony then something made her stop"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU!?!"

Oblivion looked down at the cut there was light coming from inside his chest that's new? she jumped back and picked up a surgical knife and held it to his throat "start talking now what are you? a demon of some kind one of those terrors up there what are you?"

he shrugged "different thats what" stab "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH fuck fine look I am a Titan ok there" she dropped the knife just as she was about to speak she heard BANG BANG BANG

"oh fuck they must have heard your sissy scream" she bolted up the stairs and closed the door to the basement then locked it shut the deadbolt and finally put across the door a beam of wood but just as she did the banging started on the door

"please oh please no no no I don't want to end up like the rest of my friends" she was huddled in the corner

"pssst hey get me out and I will save us both"

she looked up at Murphy "why you'll just kill me anyway"

"look unless you cut me lose we'll both end up dead ok and you have my word I won't harm you ok deal?"

she slowly trotted up to him she then looked up the stairs the terrors had almost opened the door she sighed "fine but if you cross me I'll cut you ok"he nodded

She undid his bindings he climbed off the operating table and put on some nearby jeans he had just finished putting on a belt when he heard a crash fuck time to go to work he picked up the operating table and charged up the stairs

He used the table as a shield and got the monsters all the way back up to the doorframe and held it there "HELP WOULD BE APPRECIATED?" Pinkamena grabbed something out of a box up the back of the cupboard and ran up the stairs

He had his right shoulder up against the makeshift door/shield and his left hand on the door frame something big slammed the other side and pushed him back a step making a gap in between the doorframe and the shield but leaving his hand exposed

One of the pony monsters shoved its head in the gap and bit onto his hand "PISS!!!" he turned to see what was taking pinkie so long she had her back to him fiddling with some sort of gun she then thrust the gun to him he grabbed it with his right hand and aimed it at the pony's head BOOM!!!

You see what he failed to see is that the gun had four barrels and he just pulled both triggers at once which in turn fired all four barrels at once blowing the pony(and some of the table)apart "Nice me likey" however the pony monsters seemed to know he was armed and ran the fuck out of there

he took a few steps back then looked at the gun it was of demonic origin the barrels had glowing red runes Oblivion held it up closer so he could inspect it further he read the runes aloud " B, O, O, M, S, T, I, C, K what does that spell "he heard the clip clop of hooves behind him

"Boomstick I found it along time ago it came with a book that told me how to make ammo for it but there was a problem I've been having for a while now I didn't know how to fire it seems you know how keep it your better with it than me"

"heh thanks kid ok we nee- but before he could finish he felt a sharp pain in his hand he brought his hand up to his face
his hand was in a bad way all the veins around the bite where black as hell and every now and then his hand would twitch a bit then his nails started to sharpen

"oh hell no you are not turning me into one of those things" he started to search the cupboards for medical equipment then his hand jumped at him and grabbed his throat "ACK FUCK!!" he grabbed his left arm by the wrist and slammed it on the ground

He could no longer control his hand "you bastards you took my hand YOU TOOK MY HAND!!!" he saw his salvation out the corner of his eye he put his knee on his wrist and reached over and picked up a chainsaw Pinkies eyes went wide was he really going to do it?

"are you sure that this will work Murphy?" he looked her in the eyes a blood vessel had bursted in his left eye making it bloodshot and red"HA HA HA I HAVE NO IDEA ANYMORE LETS JUST ROLL WITH IT!!" she may be crazy but what he was doing was madness

He grabbed the chainsaw and brought it up to his mouth he bit on to the starter cord and pulled it

Nothing happened

he tried again

nothing

he turned it on its side "oh you have to turn the safety off" he flipped the switch *ping

"ok take three heh" he pulled on the cord it roared to life "whos laughing now huh WHO'S LAUGHING NOW!!!"

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

when it was over he shoved his nub under his armpit then he stepped over to the furnace and picked up a frying pan "what are you doing now?"

He looked pale as a ghost "cauterizing the wound it has to be done" then he put it in the fire he waited a couple minutes then took it out the center was glowing hot "can you please put that rag in my mouth don't want to bite my tongue off and bring more of them thing around heh" she did as he said then sat next to him

He bought his nub out heh here goes nothinghe thought to him self SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK MY TITS THATS HOT!!!" he then dropped the pan and used the rag to wrap his nub then he grabbed some duct tape and wrapped it around a few times then bit it off "ok time to get us out of here"

He turned to pinkie "hey have you got a work bench I can borrow?" she pointed at the far wall "thanks I think I am having a macgyver moment here ha ha ha lets get to work" and of he went

Over then next ten minutes he worked on making a vest hook so he could start the chainsaw one handed and converting the chainsaw so it attached to his nub then he upgraded the Boomstick so it had a and shorter barrel and so the shells came in a four pack so reloading was just one fluid motion "now for the finishing touches" on the blade of the chainsaw he painted in bright yellow the name Chuck then out of some of the leather lying around he made a holster that sat on his back he then made a denim vest put on some steel toe boots

He turned to face Pinkie "ready" she grabbed hold of the table/door"ready!" he spun the gun on his finger then put it in his holster then brought his chainsaw hand up and brought it down on the hook pulling the cord starting the blade in one go

He then put on some sunglasses and twitch a muscle in his arm that he hooked up to the chainsaws internal workings which caused the blade to rev up faster "NOW!" Pinkie pulled down the door and ran behind him two of the horrors ran straight at him

He swung the chainsaw cutting the head of one clean off the other had his arm and half of his head cut off
the one that remained thrashed about on the ground until Oblivion put his foot on its chest it caught up some black blood then spoke in a sickening voice "Kill one of us and ten more shall take its place"

In response to this Oblivion pulled out his gun and shoved it in its face hole "good lets go find ten more" BANG BANG BANG BANG SPLAT!! he then flipped a switch opening the gun ejecting the shells he then lent the gun over his arm and loaded four new shells then snapped it shut with a CLICK then flipped it around and spun on his finger until he put it back on his back holster the whole process taking ruffly ten seconds

He then turned back to Pinkie and uttered one word
"Groovy!"

Meanwhile outside the dream land

As the truck pulled over to the side of the road Lortah slammed on the brakes Oblivion was thrashing about Lortah climbed out and ran around to Oblivions side of the truck "girls help hes having some kind of seizure!!" Twilight and Rarity jumped out of the back tray and over to Lortah.

Lortah grabbed Oblivion and put him on his shoulder and laid him onto the ground he had seen this before "Braeburn use the flare gun under the seat call the boss now!!" Braeburn pounced into action he ran over to the driverside of the truck

He reached under the chair and pulled out the flare gun and aimed high into the sky and pulled the trigger sending a small light into the sky then Flash! it released blinding green light

Meanwhile in Appleloosa Lucky Charms was walking near the edge of town she was a grey maned earth pony with a green coat and straw hat she was out patrolling the town she knew it was getting on in the evening and looked up into the afternoon sky then he saw a flare of green light

She spoke with a Irish accent "oh shit Lortah's in trouble shit better get the boss!"she bolted into town as fast as her hoofs could carry her

"ok where could he be?"

She checked the brothel "damn hes been here all right all of the girls are walking funny hmmmm ah"

Next the gun store she burst in "Hi is Victor here?" the grey earth pony behind the counter shook his head "nope you just mist him he came to pick his 44 Magnum's and AA12 and Lortah's Mingun oh and his mask he said something about going to the Salt Lick and chewing some gum and something about kicking ass you might want to hurry if you want to watch"

"thanks Metal Jacket see you round oh and is my AS50 ready yet?" Metal Jacket shrugged "come back tomorrow"
"ok by see you then" and off she ran "crazy mare she loves that Victor something fierce why she just doesn't ask him on a date I will never know back in my day things were better"

When she made it to the Salt Lick the whole street was blocked off by the sheriff's men

"Sheriff what the fugg is going on up there?" the sheriff walked over to her "Look I called in a favor from your boss the Minotaur bandit gang the Bloodhoof's are in the Salt Lick and they have three hostages they are armed with AK47's and a PKM they even have a SVD on the roof I'm not risking any of my people so he volunteered!"

She scowled at him "just like that?" he nodded "just like that see he's heading in now see over there!" he pointed over at a cart all that could be seen was a Black Stetson then a gruff voice yelled out "THERE BY THE CART FIRE!!!"

A rocket was shot straight from the top window of the Salt Lick and across the street and hit smack into the cart she screamed"NOOOOO VICTOR!!" KABOOM all that could be see was smoke and dust then they opened fire on the smoke that was hiding what they hoped was the body

When they finally stopped firing they waited for the smoke to clear they watched anxiously from the windows the Bloodhoof's hoping he was dead the Towns people hoping he was alive

Out of the smoke rolled a shot up black stetson "YEAH BOYS WE GOT THE FUCKER!!" the door to the bar opened and out stepped a lone young bull with a AK74U he was either very brave or very dumb

then a voice was heard this voice was the sound of their doom "Its not over yet comrade!"said a grizzly voice with a thick russian accent

as the dust and smoke cleared out stepped a man that was roughly nine feet tall he was wearing a black gas mask with dual filters he had a khaki T Shirt with a kevlar vest over the top of it and on top of it all he had a grey trench coat with black jeans big boots and leather fingerless gloves

On ether leg was a holster with a 44 Magnum in both of them and on his back was his favorite gun of all
"is that the best you have?" he heard that same gruff voice "no fire everything we have at that fucker now!!" and well they did every window was occupied by at lest two guns firing of at full automatic

Every shot hit ripping his flesh open ripping his coat and jeans a minute ten seconds went by click click click!

Lucky was horrified she was just about to turn away then Metal Jacket stopped her "its not over yet" she turned then she saw it

His body started to heal slowly at first then faster until he lay there completely healed he stood up his mask was ripped up and smashed beyond repair

He grabbed the back of it and pulled it off to reveal his face he was a ballad bearded man with a scar through his left eye which was blind and white he dropped his coat to the ground

"No more playing around!" he reached down for his 44s but they were gone "I'M PISSED COMRADES NO ONE BREAKS MY GUNS BUT ME!!" he then reached down and grabbed his favorite gun the AA12 with drum mag and frag rounds with a fore grip its his gun his Sasha he cocked it then grabbed hold of the fore grip "DIE HAMBURGERS HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!"

He opened fire on the bar BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
As he started to walk forward they panicked and started shooting like mad but it made no difference whatsoever he stopped right outside of the bar then kept firing till all that could be heard was the click click of his gun with no ammo

"Aw Sasha you used to have such stamina oh well time for close quarter combat" he dropped the gun on the ground

He put his hands on his temples "heat vision" he then blinked once and his right eye was glowing blue he could now see through the wall he could see sixteen in the bar two in the back with the hostages and one on the top floor with a fourth hostage by the look of it it was a small filly he blinked out of heat vision

Then he raised his hands to the sky then he said the following in Titan "I call upon the hands of fate come to your master now!!"and in a flash of light he was wearing two big steel gauntlets with on the knuckles four blue stones that appeared to have lightning in them he clenched his fists shut and slammed them together making the sound of lightning striking

Just as he was about to enter the pub the one bull that had come out was trying to hold his guts in spoke up "what are you"
Victor kneeled down next to him and grabbed hold of his neck "The Titan of War" SNAP!!

Author's Note

yes Evil Dead and Army of Darkness inspired a lot of this but they are both my favorite movies ever and as for what I think of the new one well let me say this for a horror movie it was good yes but to be a remake of Evil Dead it sucked balls