The Cat With Hooves

Dedicated to Flame5768, "It's PINKIE PIE throw in any thing crazy and it'll work"

“And that’s why you really really really shouldn’t read from that book!” Pinkie exclaimed to Twilight.

“Really Pinkie? It’s just a story.” Twilight deadpanned, although she was freaked out that Pinkie went into such detail.

“I am super serious Twilight, if you read from that book then all of Equestria may be in jeopardy, walls between worlds will crumble and the author will have no choice but to write a sequel that crosses into his madness that is his creation!” Pinkie exclaimed.

“Uh-huh, whatever Pinkie. Go and bake some cupcakes or something, I have a lot of studying ahead of me.” Twilight said, turning back to the ancient tome in front of her.

“Alright, don’t say I didn’t warn you…” Pinkie slipped into the space between spaces, waving to the seemingly endless versions of herself going about their own stories. She popped back into her own world and pulled a seemingly random book, labeled as SR for Seemingly Random, and the book case slid to the side, revealing a large secret room full of weapons.

She walked in and armed herself to the teeth, “Four foot purple dildo, check. Portal gun, check. Candy chainsaw, check. Portable party canon Mk III with laser sightings, check. Mysterious bag of mysteries, check. Invisibility cloak, check. Invisible clock, check. And lastly the Bag of Holding, check!”

Suddenly the air began to vibrate mysteriously with an incantation floating on the wind, “Cunda astratta montose eargrets gutt nos veratoos canda amantos canda.”

Pinkie revved her chainsaw into life and held it above her head, in the distance screams of the damned could be heard, “So it begins!”