Everypony Dies! :D

by MarcusFirehaven

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random, Dark
Length: 221

It is a miracke these ponies stay alive on the show, and plenty of times they just flatout drop intelligence in fics. Let's off them all in interesting ways!

It is a miracle these ponies stay alive sometimes, it really is. That must be why they get offed in many fics.

My turn! Let's off these ponies in fun and/or interesting ways!

All shorts independent of each other unless specified!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-06-07 02:05:03 UTC

IN SPAAAAACE!

IN SPAAAAACE!

Rainbow Dash was practicing her stunts again.

She was going to do another sonic rainboom.

She had been doing them not for no reason, no.

She was going to break the record...

For highest altitude.

"You watching Twi?" Rainbow asked the named unicorn.

"Yes, Rainbow, I'm watching," Twilight said. "I even brought my telescope so I can see you once you get too high for the naked eye."

"Youare going to need it," Rainbiw boasted.

"I know, you are going very high," Twilight said.

Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes and took off.

Soon afterwards she gained enough speed to gain a sonic rainboom.

If you want to know why she would fly against gravity to get it, one she actually accomplushes the act of the rainboom, she will be rocketed to mach ten, making the rest of her attempt easier if not assured.

She flew up and up, until eventually she broke low orbit.

Then Rainbow realized something.

There was no air.

She had officially left the point where gasses are kept within the atmosphere.

She gasped for air, struggling to head back down, lungs crying out for a breath.

But never getting a single breath again.

Rainbow's eyes rolled up into the back of her head as she perished.

At least she broke the record!