reports to the twilight princess
dear princess twilight,
hello.I know that you don't know me,and you certainty didn't ask me to do this,but I'm going to be writing you letters that are essentially friendship reports,except that they focus more on what I learned about life,and living.that sounds strange,I know,but...well...how do I put this...I suffer from a medical condition called PDS,or partially deceased syndrome,which is just a fancy government phrase for zombification.please don't freak out,there are no zombies in equestria,I;'m writing from somewhere else.
I hope to write again soon.
your faithful servant,
zombie Sarah
p.s. I know my writing structure is terrible,I'm still re-learning grammar.
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there was a light rapping on Sarah's bedroom window.the window,unlike the original(which had been replaced with a section of wall for safety reasons)faced inside,into her sister Emily's bedroom.it was made of zombie-proof glass in case of her going feral,and was there so her sister could administer the brain-healing medicine that kept such an event from happening.the was more rapping. she got up and went over too the window.her sister was on the other side,doing her best (non-feral)zombie impression,which meant to do the trademark zombie moan.it was sort of a little joke in between them.most people thought that it was dangerous or offensive,but the fact that one of them was once feral made it funny to them,like they were mocking themselves.the both let out a low,deep moan,that scared all the animals making noise into silence.it is a well known fact that animals are afraid of the zombie moan,but only when performed by an actual zombie.it only really worked as well because Emily was moaning.this normally wouldn't have the same affect as a zombie,but she had been bitten early on in the rising,but managed to amputate the bitten area before it spread,so she was about 0.6% zombie,but that counted enough when it came to the moan.
after about 2-3 minutes of continuous moaning,they both stopped;Sarah because she wanted to go to bed,and Emily because she had to breath.