hello i am gong to tell yall a stry 2day bout wen i went to equestria and became an alicorn. i woke up one day and decided to go to equestrian were the ponies are so i did and i was an alicorn. it was so cool cause alicorns are the best ponies and that have all the powers and stuff cause alicorn gods.
i was an alicorn in ponyville and i went to twilight library and knocked on door. spike ansered the dor and said can i help you wow ur an alicorn ill go get twilight sshe loves alicons and then tqwilight came and said come in please i want to talk to you cause you're an alicorn and i really like alicorns so i want to talk to you please. i went inside and sat down on the couch and twilight came and started kissing me because she is horny for the alicorn peepee so she had the sex with my and we went outside later that day. ranbow dash com to me during outside and say hi alicorn wit your name and then twilight laughed cause she forgot to ask me my name and i said my name is lighting bolt cause i like to say i have a cool pony name cause thats what they do is have cool names that aren't really names but sitll its ok.
then pinkie piep came to us and she wanted to throw a party causes twilight had a boyfriend (who was me) and we went to the party cause i like to party. then we went to cantorlot and princiss celest asked me to help and save equestria cause the evil dragon that always came was back and was going to destroy canterlot and then later the rest of equestrian so i went super and punched the dragon in the face then stomach and the dragon dead. after princess celestia and twigliht wanted me to use all the elements of harmory at once so the dragon couldn't come back but only alicorns can do that so i did.
i went to see applejack farm and big macintosh was there so i said hi big macintosh and he saud yup and i said yup and than applejack came out and wanted me to help buck some apples so i did and i got all the apples in the tree farm at once with mgaic and strong. i said to applejack to ace sex with me cause did so much work and then big mac said no we all three have sex so we got in the bed and big macintosjk and applejack had incest brother sister sex cause they are gross and earth. after big mac left cause he didt want to see his sis get nailed by me and he wasnt gay and no me so i was ok without hat. applejack had sex with me and said i was better than big macintosh at sex. i laugted and sad ok applejack im glad you think so cause i didnt want to act like i cared too much to be cool and she thought i was so cool and asome
i got to become king of eqestia then cause celest wanted that ot happen so i didn it. i made sure that all the ponies were happy and ncie and there were candies for every. then luna got pregnent cauze we had a lot of pony sex and she had a baby aclicorn that looked just like me. it was a boy cause thjats what i wanted and when your an alicorn you can decide wether it a boy or girl (actually the correct term would be colt or filly, but I digress) then luna wantto have bi sex with rainbow dashk an me so we did and we all had sex in the bed at canterlot castly and it was fun dash has with girls and boys
then princess celestia wanted me to help her beat discord again cause discord was being bad again being bad again. i went up to discord and he said WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO OD ALICORN PONY IM DISCORT THE CHAOS MOPNSTER AND I CAN DO WHAT I WANT
I SAID NO you cant discrod and i turned him to stone and then threw him into rivers of fire and gay cause thats how he is and he was dead now because lava does that (makes you dead)
after that me and fluttershy had flutter sex and she had a baby right after but it looked like a rabbit like anegl bunny so i killded it fluttershy got sad and started crying that i killed bunny kid and she said IT WASNT BUNNY KID IT WAS JUST ONE OF MY BUINNES THAT I HAD AND IT WASNT PROM THE SEX WE HAD WHY DID YOU DO THAT
and i said i was sorry cause im deep and know when i did wrong so i said i was sorry and she said it was okay and then we had sex adgan.
after i went to rarity and she had a suit for me to wear and i used it to go and strangel fancy pants cause he is a jekr and is bad for everyone everypony so evrypony cheared and said good job alicorn lightning bolt cause i could shoot lightning bolts out everywhere and thats how i got rid of fancy pnats forever it was really fun.
i decdided that i wanted to go back home to human world for a while and everyone was real sad and i didn't want to see them sad so i built a potral that could let me go into and into out of equestria whenever i wanted and when they needed me so i startesd to do that.
twilight and everygone said by to me we were in the library and everyone was happt now caus e they new i wwas going to come back so everyone was really happy.
so yea thsts what i did in equeatia that day because i get ot go and be an alicorn wen i want ot so thanks for reading ill have more story later
