My Second Chance at Life

by The Master

Rating: everyone
Tags: Adventure, Random, Princess Celestia, DJ P0N-3, Alternate Universe, Human, Main 6, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 9862

My life has had its ups and downs but when going to another day of college I have a second chance to start a new life in a new land with a new name.

If there are spelling errors please write them in the coments, this is also a HiE so I hope you enjoy

Published 2012-02-17 03:24:02 UTC
Last updated 2012-02-26 21:13:09 UTC

Chapter 1: My daily life

My alarm clock buzzed at 7:30 like it did any other Friday. I hit the off button on the alarm clock and threw the blankets off of me and groaned " gosh i'm really tired, I should'nt of watched the 1 season of MLP:FiM" (I'm from Australia so try to imagine what I say in an Australian accent) and stood up and made my bed like every other morning. I scratched my back and strechd out, I walked into my closet and threw on a plane red shirt, my black snipers vest (I was one of the best snipers in the Australian Core and Out of most squads and I served for 4 years), a pair of jeans, a pair of black chuck High tops, and finally my lucky slouch hat, ( It's lucky because when my dad died in Vietnam the only thing that the core shipped back was His hat and his dogtags).

I walked out of my closet and walked pass my roomate's room. I noticed a he had an airsoft gun on his dresser and took it, I said " Ellis get of your lazy ass" he just tossed in his bed, I started counting " 3..2..1.." I shot him in the forehead and yelled "BOOM, HEADSHOT!!!". He jumped up and yelled "GOD FUCKING DAMNIT TY, WHAT THE HELL" I smiled and said "wake up ya hick, were going to be late" ( I called him a hick because I live in West Virginia and that was where he was born so I tease him and he gets adgitated) he got out of his bed and he was already dressed in a normal white t-shirt, and blue jeans. He said "hold up a scond I have to get my shoes and hat on", he scrambled to get on his shoes and hat on. He finally was ready and said "I'll race ya" I smiled and said "your on".

We ran down our apartment's steps to our garage, I walked over to my 1939 knucklehead ( it was given to me in my grandpa's will) and Ellis walked over to his 1979 Harley sportster. I hopped on to mine and kick started it, while Ellis put his key into the slot and started it. I looked at him and he looked at me, I said "3..2..1..GO!!". I shot off while Ellis was trailing right behind and catching up, I kicked the kick again and I went 20% faster in 10 seconds flat. Next thing I know a Mac truck come out of nowhere and cuts me off while Ellis was screaming in terror " TY, WATCH OUT!!!!", I then see my life flash before my eyes.

Age 5, first time I had ever got a rifle, age 6 I started using said rifle, age 8, enter shooting contest and came in first. Age 12, My dad goes to Vietnam to fight the North Vietmanese, age 14, My dad never made it back only thing left is my hat and dogtags. Age 18, entered the Australian Core, age 20, my best childhood friend killed killed by another sniper. Age 20, at the minute I picked up my sniper rifle and blew the enemy's head right of his sholders along with the infantry coming in, Age 21 awarded Medal of Valor, Age 22, finally out of the army with a total of 51 confirmed sniper kills, age 22 discover MLP:FiM, age 23, go back to college and meet a get a pretty cool roomate. I smiled and said with tears filling my eyes "It was a good run" and closed my eyes knowing my fate.

I crack open my eyes only slightly and hear "OH GOD WERE LOSING HIM!!!" I slightly opened my eyes even more and saw Ellis, my mum, and my brother holding their hands over their faces crying in chairs in the room I was being operated on. I said in my dying breath I say " Thank you mom, Ellis, my bro, mum, and MLP:FiM for making my life better" and closed my eyes for good or atleast I thought.

I heard in a very soothing familiar voice "wake up, wake up". I opened my eyes and looked, standing over me was the one and only Princess Celestia. I smiled and tried to say "HOLY SHIT" but instead a bunch of burps and gurgling came out, I thought "What the fuck". The princess laughed and said "your a colt right know you can't speak" she smiled and tapped my head with her horn and I started to grow, fast. After about 1 minute of growing I was a full grown stallion, she smiled and everything went black. In the dark place I decided to get the hang of walking and after about 2 minutes of walking I finally got the hang of walking like a pony, then Tia's ( I'm going to start refurring the Princess Celestia as Tia) voice boomed threw my ears, saying "okay what pony do you resimble the most" she said "aha" and then everything went back to normal. I my hoof on my forehead and said "no horn". I then tried flapping to see if there were any wings, to my exspectations there was a flapping noise.

I smiled and said "Yes im a pegasus" and started hopping. Tia stopped me and said " I picked a pony that would most resemble you" I stopped and looked at my mane and said "yellow and red" "wow" and then looked at my cherry red body and then my cutie mark. I looked confused and thought " A white lightning bolt on fire how weird", then Tia said "you will be sent to Ponyville to be studied on how a human react with ponies" "well a human disguied as a pony". I gave a confused smile and said "but, why me, why not any other bloke" she smiled and said "you have a nice accent, and because you had been through some bad thing and you enjoyed watching us ".

I smiled and said "thank ya mate" she nodded and said "oh, yea I also got some of you possetions". There was A bright light and a giant present appeared out of nowhere, I had a confused look on my face and said " Da FUQ" she laughed and said "open it". I tried flapping my wings and to my surprise it was like I had been doing this for 23 years, I fluttered up to the bow and pulled it. When the box opened up I smiled and hugged Tia and said "Thank ya mate".

Inside the box was my 1975 ginson Les Paul, my slouch hat (YAAAA!!!!), my old sniper rifle, my dogtags, my signature sniper glasses, a box of amno for my rifle, a sattle bag, 250,000 bits in a bank acount, my keytar, my laptop with a charger, my iPod, and an xbox with no games, I gave her a confused look and said "where are the games". She smiled and said "they are already put them on the hard drive", I said "hell ya". I picked up everything and put on my glasses and slouch hat and said "call me when ya need me", she smiled and started waving goodbye "have fun and don't get into trouble". I smiled and tipped my hat to her and said "I'll try mate" and walked out of the room.

If there are any mistakes please put them in the coments and I will change it as soon as possible.

Chapter 2: to Ponyville I go

Chapter 2: to Ponyville I go

I tried to find a place to were I could fly towards Ponyville, but with my luck none of the guards would talk to me. I then saw a lone figure walking to what looked like a royal chamber, I galloped toward the figure and said "hey wait up". The figure stopped and turned around, the figure's face almost wanted me to send somepony to the . It was prince Blueblood, hey said " well hi the-" he was about to greet me when I hoofed him across the face as hard as I could and said "thats for Rarity ya wanker". When my hoof made contact he immediatly got knocked out ( pshh, wanker can't even take a hit), Then two royal guards ran over to me and grabbed me, then one of them said " As much as I want to thank you for knocking that brat out, Im going to have to take you to the princess".

I said " pshh, me and her are cool with each other", the guard said " I highly doubt that". Next thing i knew I was thrown into the camber Blueblood was going to, I fell on my face and said "bloody hell".The guard said " this stallion knocked out your son", I laughed and said "lad can't even take a hit". Then Princess Luna turned around and said in the Royal Cantorlot Voice " WHO DARE HITS MY SON!!!" she looked at me and said " THIS PONY KNOCKED HIM OUT!!". My hat blew off from the force and I got up off the floor and ran towards it and grabbed it, I walked back into the camber and said in my own shout " FOR ONE, YOUR SON IS AN ASSHOLE!!, TWO, INSIDE VOICES!!, FOUR, NO WAIT THREE, HE HAD IT COMING SINCE HE TREATED RARITY LIKE A DOORMAT!!," The guards' mouths dropped to the floor at my words.

Even Luna's mouth was hanging open, she shook her head and said in a normal tone " one, my son can be a brat but not a asshole, two I will use my inside voice, three, what do you mean he treated Rarity like a doormat" I shook my head and said "your brat out there laying on the floor was a dick to Rarity". Prince blueblood walked in the room and saw me, he almost immediatly hide behind Luna in fear. I gave him a death stare and Luna said " Did you treat a certain pony at the Grand Galloping Gala like a peasent." he spoke up and said thinking he had it in the bag "yea I think her name was Rarity" Luna was inraged know and said " YOU TREATED THE ELEMENT OF GENEROSITY LIKE A DOORMAT!!!". He was quivering know and said "th-that was the el-element of generosity", me and Luna both shook our heads in digust.

Luna shook her head again and said "your grounded for a month, guards take his electronics away" "and I will take his magic away for the time". Blueblood stomped his hoof and said in a winey tone "thats not fair", I gave him a stare again and he walked out of the room with the two guards following behind him. Luna looked at me and said "I have never seen you before around here, are you new", I smiled and said "do you know how Tia was working on bringing a human into Equestria" she nodded and said "yes, she has been talking about it for days". I nodded and said "ya thats me", her mouth dropped and said in a nervose voise "im sorry for yelling at you please don't tell Tia I don't want to go to the moon again" she had a look of sarrow on her face.

Feeling terrible I said in a happy tune "forgive and forget thats my moddo, all though some things you can't forget". I then had a flashback and remembered the day my best friend got shot, I clinched and said " Don't bring that memory back, not today". Luna had a releaved look on her face and said "thank you, and I know what you mean on somethings you can't forget". I shook my head and said "no, no some of the things I went through were horrible, nobod- I mean pony should have to go through". She then said "I got sent to the moon", I walked forward a bit and said "well I watched my best friend that I knew my whole life get killed right infront of me". Now remembering the day put me in a pit of sarrow, Luna looked at me and said " I feel horrible, im sorry for bringing it up".

I shook my head again and said "don't be to hard on yourself mate, its not your fault" she smile and said "thank you". I then said in a happier mood "hey could you tell me the directions to Ponyville", she smiled and took a world map from a book shelf and floated it towards me. She smiled and said "there you go, I also hope you can visit here once in a while", I tipped my hat to her and said "just call, and I will try to visit when I can". She then pointed me to a window facing the direction to Ponyville, I tipped my hat to her again and said "thank you".

I galloped towards the open window and jumped out of it. I did a swan dive and about 10 ft from Cantorlot's streets I opened my wings and there was a burst of speed that shot me forward. I was going about 150 mph and catching speed, I could see the people of canterlot with their mouths dropped and colts and fillys looking at me yelling "YAY!!" and "WAHOO!!". I slowed down my speed and landed on the sidewalk, I saw a bakery and walked inside of it, because I was hungry and transforming into a pony dosen't help. I ordered a chocolate muffin and waited at one of the tables. I pulled out my guitar and plugged it into the amp and started playing a few chords, after about ten minutes of learning how to play the eletric guitar with my hooves, that were transformed for a pony to play, I started playing "Someting" by "The Beatles".

A mare walked up to the table and pulled out a chair and started listening to my music, I started singing and thats when more mares pulled up chairs to my table and were listening. I was about done with the song when my muffin arrived at the table, I finished the song and perched the guitar up against the amp. I picked up the muffin and started eating it, when I got done I noticed there were about 13 mares at my table listening to my music. I said " hello there", they all sighed in star struck and one of them said "your music and voice is so charming". Then all the mares started saying "ya" "uh ha'' and "yep". I smiled and said " Well I have to go, important royal duties" the all sighed in sadness, another one said "will you be going on tour".

I gave a confused look and said "no im not on tour" "I don't even have a band". They all gave a sad look and left the store, then two colts and a filly ran into the store. they started talking to eachother and one of the colts came up to me and said "c-can I -h-have your autograph", I had a flashback and remembered when i flied really fast. I smiled and took the notepad and pen, I remembered I didn't have a name et so I made up a name Atomic Blitz, then said "who should I make this out too" the colt smiled and said "to Back-Alley" I wrote my name on the paper and said " to Back-Alley, never give up on your dreams, from , Atomic Blitz ". The colt ran out of the store with his friends saying " I met a Wonder Bolt", I gave a confused look and said "I'm not apart of the Wonder Bolts.

I walked up to the counter and handed the casher 4 bits plus and a 10 bit tip ( I can be a very nice person, well except when someone messes with me or my friends) and went back to the table and grabbed my guitar and carry amp and stuck back into my saddlebag. I was about to leave the store when i was stopped by two ponies. The stallion one stopped me and said "hey that was some nice flying", then the the mare said "yea, I have to agree with Soarin you are really good". I stopped and said "wait aren't you Soarin and Spitfire", they both nodded and Spitfire said "yea and who are you". I stopped and said "Atomic Blaze, it was nice to meet you, but sadly I have to get to Ponyville" I sighed and said "the Princess has sent me on Royal duties". Their mouth's hung open and Soarin said "you know the princess", then Spitfire said "Hey were going to Ponyville to how about we come with you".

I smiled and said "sure it would be nice to have some friends flying by me", Soarin then said "hey were are you from, I havent ever heard a accent like yours". I smiled while Spitfire hoofed him in the foreleg, I then said " I was born way out farther than Stalliongrad, where there is a city about the same size as Manehattan". Soarin then said "how come we never preformed there", Spitfire added "ya how come", I frowned making up a lie, and said "its pretty dangerous, one minute your standing on the street and another your getting mugged by punks". The both nodded in relief and said "Oh thats why".

I looked at he sky and saw it started turning a bright orange, i then turned to Spitfire and said "well we better get moving, its starting to get darker" they both nodded and we started flying. About 25 minutes later we took a break, and landed on a cloud, Spitfire said to me "hey how about a race between me and you" I nodded and said "lets do it mate", she smiled and said "spunk I like that", I then sat my bag down, took of my hat and my glasses. Soarin then said "On your mark, get set , GO!!" we both shot off and I had hit over 250 mph in only a few seconds, Spitfire had no trouble catching up and said "See you at the finish line" and pulled ahead. I said "IT IS ON", I put more into it and was catching up to Spitfire, I then passed her not knowing the mach cone forming around me. It started getting brighter until there was a "BOOOM!!!", i had done it, not a sonic rainboom, but a sonic FLAMEboom. I was pulling a g-force so strong it could mush humans. I turned around and shot towards the finish-line, then another "BOOOM!!!", I had done it again another Snoic Flameboom. I passed through my previous Sonic Flameboom and I caught fire, I saw I was on fire but I could'nt fell it burning me. I started slowing down and made my way towards the finish.

I stopped at the finish line and there sitting on the cloud was Spitfire and Soarin with there mouths hitting the cloud, trying to process on what just happened. I stood infront of them and said "Whats the problem", I looked at myself and saw I was on fire, I dropped on the cloud and tried to put it out. I didn't see the fire until I looked at my mane and tail, it wasn't its normal red and yellow it was a yellow and red flame. I touched it and it wasn't hot at all, it was a cold fire, I took the kukri i had out of my saddle bag and cut a piece off of it and held it up to my mane. To my surprise when I looked at the piece it was not on fire, I muttered "hmm, cold fire that dosent catch stuff on fire" "COOL!!".

I went over to my bag and grabbed my hat and put it on my head and walked back over to Spitfire and Soarin and said "What did you think?'' Spitfire shook her head and said "you can start whenever you want to". I smiled and yelled "YEESSS!!!". I then looked at Soarin who also shook his head and said "I have to agree with Spitfire" "you were even more amazing than Rainbow Dash", I said "no I don't think i'm better than anypony". Spitfire said "well now that your apart of the team you will need a suit", I smiled and said "when is the next flight show", Spitfire was about to say something but Soarin stepped in and said "were taking a few week vacation". I nodded and said "oh than why are you coming to Ponyville?" I contiued "why not some other city or town ?". Spitfire added "we needed a place to relax and not to the point we would get stormed by fans" I nodded and said " its pretty dark we should start heading towards Ponyville", Soarin and Spitfire nodded.

We were flying for about another 25 minutes until we saw Rainbow Dash's house. I went up to the door and knocked on it, I heard something crash and a "awe crap". I was expecting rainbow Dash to answer the door but it was Fluttershy instead, she backed away from the door and said "Rainbow Dash some ponies are at the door," I then heard running and Rainbow Dash answered. When she took a look at us she said "ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh, ITS THE WONDERBOLTS!!!. I smiled and so did Soarin and Spitfire, she looked at me and said "who are you", I smiled and said "i'm the newest member". She was still excited and confused and said "why are you guys doing here". Spitfire spoke up and said "We were going to Ponyville,and it was getting late and we saw your house so we stopped here", Rainbow then looked at me and said "so you guys are staying the night", I nodded and said "I guess we are", Rainbow jumped up and said " BEST DAY EVER!!!.

About an hour later when we settled down Dash said "I didn't catch your name, and how did you get to join the Wonder Bolts" "I've been trying for years". I started and said "my name is Atomic Blitz and I joined only 2 hours ago" I continued "Well Spitfire challenged me to a race and I did a thing that is called a sonic flameboom two times" and then proceeded to take of my hat and showed her my fire mane and said " When I first did it, I caught fire but didn't feel it, the when I landed my man and tail was transformed into a flame". She gasped and said "that is 20% cooler than most manes", she then said "thats why its so hot around here". I smiled and said "ya that was my fault", she smiled and said "Don't worry it was cool when I saw the after boom, its sorta like my sonic rainboom" I nodded and said "I've seen that before and it would be hard to top that", she blushed and said "well it looks like its time for bed".

I went to Dash's room with her, Spitfire went into a bedroom with Soarin, and fluttershy left because she has to go take care of he animals. I took off my hat and she then said "won't your mane catch the bed on fire", I smiled and said "feal my mane" she went up to me and felt my mane. She smiled and said "a fire mane thats cold and dosent catch stuff on fire" she continued "THATS 40% COOLER!!", I laughed a bit and said "thanks but I need to get some sleep it was a big day, meeting the princesses, beat up Prince Blueblood, beat Spitfire in a race, Joined the Wonder bolts, and meet a beatiful mare. She blushed. I took my guitar and mini-amp out of my saddlebag along with "my xbox, my old sniper rifle, the ammo, my kukri, my laptop, my dogtags, and my keytar. She gave a confused look and said "how did you fit all that stuff in there", I started and said "the princess must of made it dimensionally transcendental". Rainbow gave another confused look and said "what the heck does that mean", I then said "its bigger on the inside, sorta like Doctor Whoove's tardis". She smiled and said "I love that show", I thought "every TV show on earth must be ponified TV shows".

I dropped the bag and climed into bed with Rainbow, and layed right beside her. She hugged me and put her head in my mane, I asked "hey Dash what are ya doing". She pushed herself away and said "its hot in here and your mane is cool" I smiled and said "Well okay then", she smiled and put my tail and mane over her. I got comfortable and quikly went to sleep, who can I blame clouds are really soft.

I know this chapter was really long but I kinda got carried away.

Chapter 3: insert Ponyville

I was sleeping and dreaming the night away when a voice was heard. I was myself in human form and said "who's there", Tia went in my dream and said " there are some things I have to tell you". I walked to her and I stood about 2 inches over her, I answered "shoot for it". She smiled and said "here take this", she handed me a watch that looked like the spy's invisibiliy watch and said "this will able you to turn into a pony and your human form, use it for good". I smiled and put it and tapped the one button on it, I was almost immediatly turned into my pony form. She smiled and said "you will have a choice, you can stay here in Equestria or back on Earth", I frowned and said "return to my simi-good life on earth or stay in a world filled with colored ponies". She smiled and said "it's your choice, two weeks", then in a hazy flash she was gone like she was never there.

I woke up to find Dashie beside me, I hugged her and said "good morning", she woke up and hugged me back. I smiled and said "Well somepony is happy today", she then started smiling herself and said "well im happy because I met the wonderbolts and I like one of them". I blushed and said "who", she smiled back at me and said "spoilers". I then got up and walked to my bag and started unpacking, she peered over my sholder and said "what you doing". I looked at her and said "checking my stuff", she looked oddly at the stuff, the first thing I pulled out first was my xbox, then laptop, next rifle, iPod, kukri, guitar with mini amp, keytar, and something I didn't know I had in my bag. I pulled out a Fallout style 44. magnum, I smiled at it and put it next to my stuff, she pointed at my xbox and said "whats that" I smiled and said "its an xbox, you play games on it". She smiled and said "thats cool can you show me".

I shook my head and said "Im afraid I can't do that", she gave a cofuse smile and said "why not". I looked at her through my glasses and said "it has an update" she nodded and said "oh okay". I smiled and said "Im hungry do you have anything to eat", she nodded and started walking. I started following her to her kitchen and she opened the fridge and pulled out two cupcakes and said "here you go". I wasn't big on cupcakes back on earth, so I shook my head and said "I'm not big on cupcakes", she frowned and said "but everypony likes cupcakes". Iooked down at my hooves and said "If you can previde me with some stuff I can make an awesome lunch (it was about 12:00) . She smiled and said "what did you have in mind", I smiled and said "I need flour, water, and 3 tomatoes". She gave a confused look and went to her fridge pulled out 3 tomatoes, then to her cabnet and got flour, and finally she filled up a pot with water. I took the flour and put it into the pot of water, I took my hoof and started sturring. After about 5 minutes of sturring I had made a dough, I pored it out onto the table and kneeded it. That took about 5 minutes and it was flat, I flew upstairs and grabbed my kukri, I flew back downstairs and then into the kitchen. I started cutting the dough into strips and that took about 2 minutes.

I took the pot and filled it up with water again and put it onto the stove she had. After about 5 minutes the water was boiling, I took the strips and put them into the pot. I then started making tomato sauce, I put the tomatoes and put it into a bowl, I then started mashing them up. I checked the noodles and said "perfect", I took the pot off the stove and strained the water out of the pot. I then walked back over to the table were two plates were, I pored some on mine and then Dashie's. I took the tomatoe sauce and pored it onto mine and Dashie's. I sat on the stool and started eating mine in happiness, I looked up to see dashie eyeballing her spagetti. I looked at her with sauce on my muzzle and said "why aren't you eating" she looked at me frowning and said "whats this". I smiled and said "its spagetti, it very good I eat it all the time", she smiled and said "okay I'll try it". She sniffed it and took a bite, next thing I know she's scarfing it down like there's no tomorrow, she looked up and me with sauce all over her cyan muzzle. I started laughing and said "your so cute when you get sauce on you muzzle", she looked at a mirror and saw her face. She smiled and grabbed a towle and whipped the sauce off he muzzle. I finished mine and said to dashie "did you like it", she smiled and said "that was the best thing I had ever tasted", I blushed and said "well im glad you like your food".

I jumped down from the stool and said to dashie "how about we go to town", she nodded and said "lets go". We walked over to the door and opened it, Next thing I know camera flashes were going off and there were microphones in my face and ponies shouting "atom is it true your the new wonderbolt" before i could answer other ponies started saying different things at once. I could'nt bare it so I took out my pistol and shot at the sky, now everypony was quiet, I frowned and said "I'm going to be in town so please do not bother me while im there, or so help me I will get the Princess to send you all to the moon". They were all backing off and flying away, I looked at dashie and said while holstering my gun "lets go to town", she smiled and nodded.

We started flying to Sugarcube corner, Dashie said "let me go in first I have to tell Pinkie". I smiled and waited outside, I heard dashie say "come on in", I opened the doors and the lights flicked on and a buch of ponies jumped out yelling "SURPRISE!!!!". I ran outside and helt my chest, I didn't here anything inside but a door open, and a straight haired pinkie pie come out with tears in her eyes saying "I knew he wouldn't like my party". I frowned and felt like crying as bad as I did when I read My Little Dashie, I walked up to Pinkie and said "whats wrong", she looked at me crying now and said "You didn't like my party". I smiled and said "I love your party its just that you ponies scared me", she smiled and her hair poofed up and hugged me and I hugged her back, I smelt her mane and it did smell like cotton candy. I walked back inside and was about to get hoofed by AJ, I grabbed her hoof and looked at her and said "I know when a pony is about to hit me I grew up in a terrible place". She looked at me dumb-founded and said "why would ya walk out on one ah pinkies parties", I smiled at her and said " I didn't walk out i almost had a heart attack", she nodded and smiled back and said "sorry for almost about knocking you out" I smiled and said "you were sticking up for your friend and thats a good thing".

I went over to where the drinks were and pored myself a glass of soda, and listened to the music. I spat out my soda and said "what is this music, a mix between classical and pop its horrible". I went over to Pinkie and said "I need to get something" she nodded and said "okay, but hurry". I flew out the doors and went to dashies house, I opened the door and flew upstairs and grabbed my keytar and guitar. I quickly flew back to sugarcube corner, I opened the doors with ponies eyeballing my instraments, I went to a stage there and plugged my guitar in to an amp and went to a microphone and said "does any pony know how to play the drums", a brown pony raised his hoof and said " I DO" I smiled and moitoned him to the stage. He was a blue pegisus with a mane similar to mine except it was blue and white, he had orange eyes, and a snowflake tornado, he then whispered into my ear "I know its you Ty, its me Ulysses" I smiled and hugged the pony and said "how did you get here, I saw you get shot". He smiled and said "you saw my body and my spirit went here", I hugged him and said "its good to see you again". He looked at me with a confused look and said "but how did you get here", I frowned and said "do you know that knucklehead my grandpa gave me", he nodded and I continued "ya I crashed on it", he frowned and said "man that sucks" he continued and said "what song are we going to play". I smiled and said " Lets play Renegades by Feeder" he smiled and said "good choice".

I went to the mic and said "could you please shut the music off", Twilight went to the record player and took the needle off. I continued " I'm going to play a song that I made up ( what ponies don't know good music, and I decided to take advantage of it)". I started with

If I was a profiet if

I was a saint

Sent here to save you,

to bury the pain

Would I be different

Would I belong

Ulysses started jaming on the drums while I was tearing riffs on my guitar. It was about towards the middle the song when the ponies where rocking out, I smiled and keep singing and playing. I had finished and was sweating alot and sat my guitar against the amp, I walked over to Ulysses and said "good jam, and I see Tia visited you in your sleep too to give you the watch" he nodded and said "eyup". I showed him mine he smiled and said "brohoof" I smiled back and brohoofed him back. We both we stormed by mares and stallions saying "that was amazing" and "that was great", me and Ulysses started blushing at the comments. I walked over to Dashie and she kissed me on the cheek and said " your a wonderbolt and you play an awesome instrument" I blushed and said "ya but none of those are as cool as you" she blushed now and kissed me on the lips. I thought in my mind "ommygoshomygoshohmygosh" "IM KISSING RAINBOW DASH!!!!!!!!!!", I went back to reality when a pony tapped me on the sholder and said "hey thats my mare" I turned around to see a huge black pony with a short red, blue, and black mane. He tried to hoof me but I blocked it with my hoof and said "lets take this outback", I ran outside with him chasing me. He hoofed me across the face, he tried to hoof me again but I blocked it with my hoof and he managed to click the button on my watch, I started feeling like something was tearing out of me. I looked over to see my pony counter part standing right beside me, I looked at the pony and he said " I"m getting out of here" and flew off. I looked at the flying pony and got hoofed in my stomach, I took in the pain and said "my turn". He looked at me with fear in his eyes, I grabbed an empty barrel and slung it across his face, I put so much force on him with the barrel I broke his skull. I grabbed him by the throat and carried him back inside the shop, I took him and threw him like a ragdoll into the wall, I guess one of his friends came up behind me and hoofed me in the thigh.

I took a chair from a table and slung it across his head, he fell down with a "AAHHHHHH!!!!!!". I took the gun out of my holster and pointed it right at his head and said " You feeling lucky punk", he looked at me with tears in his eyes. I starred into his eyes almost looking like I was sucking the soul out of him, and pulled the trigger and no gunshot. I holstered my gun and said "you got lucky this time", I felt hand on my shoulder and say "they've had enough" I turned around and saw my best friend Uylsses. Uylsses is a 6'0 Aboridginy that grew up in the country with me, he was wearing a duster a slouch hat and aviator glasses, I was 6'5 and I looked down on him and sighed and said "that mother fucker messed with me and he got what was coming", Ulysses smiled and said "those douchebags knew it to" I bro hugged him and said "its good to see a familiar face" he hugged me back and said "same here".

We didn't even notice the other ponies at the party I ran up the the stage and said " your all wondering what are we and who am I and my friend", I frowned and said "i'm Atomic Blitz, I was a test subject for the Princess", Uylsses stepped up to the mic and said " I'm winters howl and I am to a subject for The Princess". I walked out with my best bud and left, we were walking down the street to house when I said " how did you change back?", he smiled and said "I was fighting one of those goons when he busted my watch and my counter part flew off". I chuckled a bit and said " same here", I said "OH SHIT!!!" I started running back to sugarcube corner when Uylsses yelled "WHERE ARE YOU GOING!!?!?!", I yelled back "OUR INSTRAMENTS". He started running beside me until we got back to Sugarcube Corner, I stepped in and saw the mane 6 cleaning up and the two ponies still knocked out where I almost killed them. I looked at the ponies cleaning up and picked up my instraments along with Uylsses, but he didn't pack up the drums he picked up a Gibson bass ( I have the brother version and Uylsses has the sister version which is a bass) I smiled and said "nice bass", he smiled back and said "nice electric". I picked up my keytar and walked over to Dashie " I knelt down to her, she didn't look at me , I sighed and said " if you can ever find it in you heart to talk to me again" she turned her head away from me.

I sighed again and said " take my keytar, this will keep memories of me", I could hear muffled cries. I looked at Dashie again but she wasn't crying it was Applejack, Uylsses handed her a stylophone and said "this will keep me in your memories". I looked at dashie again and said " I always loved you, from the first time we met" I continued "you were the most beatiful thing I had ever seen", she was crying now . I stood up and tipped my hat to Dashie, and left with Uylsses. I said " man this sucks I lost the best thing in my life", Uylsses said " I feel ya bro", I walked past Dashie's house and surprisinly I could stand on clouds. I walked up to her door and opened it, I walked upstairs and grabbed all my stuff put into the saddlebag that turned into a backpack and slung it onto my back. I was about to walk downstairs when I heard a rhymetic tune coming from the doorway, I thought "oh shit Rainbow is going to be mad at me", I then heard the door close and rainbow singing.

She started making up a rhythem and the started mixing in lyrics, she started with "he was the sweetest, kindest, the nicest i've ever known" she continued "even if he wasn't a real stallion, I still love him, I am in greef and sarrow, because I never told him how I felt and now he's gone and never to return again", the lyrics she sung felt like somebody was kicking my chest. I started walking down the steps when she turned to me and just started crying, i sat next to her and said "I still love you and I would never leave without saying good-bye". She was crying even harder now and put her face into my chest and hugged me, I could fell her warm tears seeping through my shirt. I started brushing her mane harmonizing "Something" by "The Beatles", when I started singing she lightened up a bit and started listening to the lyrics. She looked up to me and said "I'm sorry for not talking to you back at the party", she continued "I was so confused and shocked and so was applejack" I kissed her head and said "its alright Im here". Those words brought a smile to her face and she said "can you stay the night again", I shook my head and said "no, I cant, I promised Uylsses I would catch up with him" she looked at her hooves and said "I understand". I felt horrible and said cheerfully "how about you come with me and listen to our stories", she jumped up and said "WOULD I EVER!!!" I chuckled a bit and said "okay bring your keytar and lets go" she grabbed her keytar and we walked out the door.

I saw Uylsses in the street hugging AJ, I said "its a good thing they made up". Dahie nodded, I said " I know what to do", I jumped of her porch and onto the ground next to him. To my surprise I still had the attributes of a pegisus which meant I could fly and walk on clouds, I pulled out my guitar and started playing the intro from "Strawberry Swing" by "Coldplay". Dashie than started playing the drum beat on her keytar, I started singing and then AJ and Uylsses started blushing. The song ended and Uylsses came up to me and said "you sure do know how to charm somebody or pony", I smiled and said " thanks".

We started walking to Uylsses's house and we went past the Carousel Boutique, I looked at my cut, torn, and tattered snipers jacket and said "I need new cloaths", Uylsses looked at me and said "same here". I knocked on the door and said "RARITY ARE YOU HOME!!!!", it was night and bon-bon came out of a window and said "SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO SLEEP", I yelled "FUCK YOU, COME AT ME BRO!!!!!!!!". Lyra came out with a rolling pin and said "now who's the one wh-" she looked at me and Uylsses, she ran over to me and hugged me and said "I knew you were real, I knew I wasn't crazy". Dashie wrenched Lyra off of me and said " He's my man" she shrugged it off and went back inside her house.

Rarity opened the door and said "who is it i'm trying to figure a new line of cloaths", she looked at the four of us and said "come in darlings". I entered and took off my shoes along with Uylsses, she walked upstairs and we followed, in her Boutique and there was paper and gems along with manniquens, cloaths, jewelry, and thread spread out everywhere. I looked at the place and said "wow did a tornado blow through here" Dashie, AJ, and Uylsses could'nt help but sneeker, Rarity sighed and said "I just can't figure out a new line of cloathing". I smiled and took out my iPod and quickly searched up pictures of the 11 doctors, I showed it to Rarity and she said " those cloaths are to tacky". I frowned and said "hey Rarity" she turned to me and said "hmmm, yes Darling", I smiled and said "do you think you could make me some new cloaths". Her eyes went bright and she said "this might be the challenge I needed, bring it". I pulled a picture of a pair of cargo shorts, white high tops, ww2 aviator goggles, a ww2 style marine jacket, a white short sleeved shirt, gloves with finger-holes, low cut socks, and a 44. Magnum holster. She gave a confused smile and took out a tape measure, she then said " I will have it by tomorrow". She finally measured my feet and said " finished", I was about to tip my hat to her but when I reached for it, it wasn't there. I looked around the room and saw Dashie wearing my hat, I smiled at her while she said "come on this hat is so awesome". I walked over to her and took off and rubbed her hair while putting my hat on and tipping it to Rarity.

We left the boutique and went back to the streets of Ponyville, I sniffed the air and said "mmmm, cookies". Ulysses, AJ, and Dashie started sighing and sniffing the air, I said "I could go for some cookies", we all started nodding and walking towards sugarcube corner. I was talking to Uylsses and he said "how long have you been in Ponyville?" I sighed and said "about 2 days" I continued "how long have you been here?" he smiled and said "about 2 years now and I keep my secret safe until you came her". I grinned and punched him in the arm and said "you were happier than a inbread finding a shotgun", he smiled and chuckled a bit and said "yea I was pretty excited seeing you". I smiled back and said "same here", we entered Sugarcube Corner when a hapy Pinkie Pie came out with a plate of cookies and said " Hey you guys how's it going", I smiled and said "fine you" she smiled and layed the plate of cookies on the counter and said "take one they just came out of the oven". I happily took one and ate it, Pinkie than came out again with 4 cupcakes and said "hey Dashie do you and your friends want to help me make cupcakes?"

I spat out the cookie in my mouth and picked up Dashie in my arms yelling "NOPENOPENPENOPENOPENOPE". Uylsses and AJ stayed inside and Uylsses said "what kind of cupcakes" she tossed the ones in her hooves in the trashcan and said "What kind do you and Ty like". He smiled and said "I like vinella and Ty likes marble", Pinkie gave a confused look and said "Mar-ble", Uylsses nodded under his slouch and aviator glasses and said "ya its a mix between chocolate mix and vinella mix" she jumped up and down and said "oh yay, I will name it Ty's super special surprise cupcakes". Uylsses shook his head and said "na, Ty dosen't like cupcakes for some reason, I guess just make him a cake" she smiled and said "it will be done in a jiffy". When Uylsses was about to leave Pinkie jumped out and said "done, Uylsses took 10 bits out of his pocket and handed it to Pinkie and took the cake.

I was running and I jumped into the sky and started flying, I looked at Dashie who looked like she was getting sleepy and kissed her head. She then nuzzled my chest and said " I love you". My heart exploded and that caused a flash in a different universe, I kissed dashie's forehead and said " i love you to". I saw Ulysses walking with AJ and I said to Dashie " hey I'm going to prank Ulysses" she looked up at me and jumped out of my arms and said " that sounds fun". I flew behind Ulysses and slowly went down to him, I grabbed his shoulders and he turned around quickly and hit me square in the face knocking me out of the air. I fell in slow motion and hit my head on a rock knocking me out.

I'n my dream I saw my dorm room with Ellis sitting on a couch watching MLP:FiM, I smiled and said " I knew it". He turned around and said " who's there????", I floated down to him and said " Ellis this is the ghost of Ty, tomorrow put all of my stuff on the porch". He looked around again and said " okay, spirit from behond the behonds", I snickered and then everything went to light again. I shot up on the ground with Ulysses, AJ, and Dashie standing over me, I said confused " how long was I out. Ulysses said " about 5 minutes" I stood up and patted myself off and said to Ulysses " you know the rules". He smiled and said " take your best shot", I then slugged Ulysses across the face making fall to the ground. He stood up and said while dusting himself off " good shot".

I walked with AJ, Uylsses, and Dashie talking about the gala. I spoke up and said " wait, wait so it a big ball held in Cantorlot" they all nodded their heads and Uylsses said " ya I went there with AJ last year" I nodded and said " oh that's pretty cool when is it" Dashie spoke up " it's in about 2 weeks". Those words were drilled in my head from when I talked to Tia, I gave a smirk and said " that's pretty cool".

We walked down the street when 4 shadowy ponies stopped us, I look at AJ and Dashie and said " AJ take Dashie to Uylsses house me and him can take them" Dashie looked at me and said " be safe" I took of my hat and put it on my back and took of my glasses and put them around my neck reveling violet red eyes . Uylsses did the same except his was an orange color, the pack leader said " hey weren't you two faggots the ones who almost killed my friends" i reached in my pocket and felt around for something. I pulled out an apache ( if you don't know what that is its pistol made up of a knife, brass knuckles, and a pistol) with a tag on it that said " to: Ty, from: Ellis" I put my fingers through the holes and said " yep and are't you the one who had a horse for a father and a donkey for a mom". He was enraged now and him and his goons charged at us, I kicked the leader in the stomache breaking one of his ribs and coming down on him with the apache. Uylsses took out a roll of bits and put it into his grasp making his punches heavier, he roundhouse kicked one on the head knocking him out and punched the other with his fist. One of them snuck up behind me and jumped on my back, I back-peddled into a tree smashing the stallion. I walked up to the leader and held the pistol to his head and said " you feeling lucky punk" I looked at him and pulled the trigger and the stallion fell to the ground with a bang going off.

Uylsses looked at me with terror and said " how could you do that" I smiled and said " there just blanks" I continued " Im not that crazy". He gave a sigh of relief and I looked at the leader and said "get out of this town I never want to see your faces again or you might not be so lucky this time" they all got up and ran off. I looked at Uylsses who was putting back on his hat and glasses, I gave a look at him and said " come on let's go to your house" he smiled back at me and nodded. I followed him to a house that was very similar to the house he lived in on earth. He opened the door and we were greeted with warm air and two mares, Dashie flew at me and hugged me and started kissing me. I stood up and took my hat and put my hat on Dashie's head. She smiled while I kicked off my shoes and said " hey Uylsses do you have a room me and Dashie can stay in" he nodded and said " ya, first Door on the right" I smiled and said " thank you". I trugged up the stairs with Dashie to the room.

When I opened the door there was a full gun cabinett, a flat-screen tv, a king sized bed, and Australian flags. I smiled and said " awww, reminds me of home" she looked at the cabinet and said " hey what are these things" I opened the cabinet and pulled out a B.A.R. I took my 50. cal bolt action sniper rifle and said " these are guns", I continued " in my world they are used for good or very bad things" she nodded and said " could you show me". I opened a window and aimed down the sights of my sniper, I saw a bale of hay and shot the dead center of it making it explode.

A huge booming sound came from it an Uylsses and AJ ran up the stairs and opened the door. Uylsses looked at me with the rifle and said " what happened" I pointed towards the window and Uylsses walked towards the window and saw the hay ba
le. He smiled and said " oh I thought you shot the wall or roof" I smiled and said " no, I was showing Dashie here what a gun was" he smiled and said " well put a silencer on it and come downstairs for cake" I smiled and said " ok".

I ran downstairs with Dashie beside me and saw a cake on the table and said " what kind is it", Uylsses looked at me and said " its a surprise" I took a seat and said " give me a piece". AJ pulled out a kitchen knife and passed it to Uylsses, Uylsses said " that's not a knife this is a knife" he the pulled out a Bowie knife. I smiled and said " that's not a knife this is a knife" and I pulled out a kukri about the same size as the sniper's from TF2, Dashie, Uylsses, and AJ looked at my kukri. I picked up the knife and cut 4 pieces and put it on everybodies plates. I took a bite and smiled and said " yay it's marble" everybody took a bite and started sighing on how good it is. After everybody was done eating it was about 12:00 p.m. And I decided to go to bed. Dashie once again followed me to the room and jumped on the bed and got cozy, I picked up my sniper and Uylsses's B.A.R. I said " I wonder".

I started field stripping the B.A.R and my sniper, i took the bolt action out of my sniper and the automatic action out of the B.A.R. I modified the base of the sniper rifle to hold the automatic action. After about 2 hours of modifying my sniper rifle was an automatic 50. Cal sniper rifle, I yelled " YES!!!" Dashie woke up and said " what happened" I showed her my gun and she said " ya so it's your gun" I smiled and put a scilencer on it and pointed out the window and shot 5 shots in 3 seconds. She smiled and said " that's awesome" I said " I modified the action into an automatic bull pup design, took of the scope and put iron sights on, and put on a scilencer, and made a drum mag" she yawned and said " that's nice, can you please come to bed" I yawned and said " okay" I took of my jacket, pants, socks, and my shirt. She looked at me and patted the bed, I walked over to it and layed down, she got on top of me and said " why don't we play around a bit" I frowned and said " we've only known each other for 4 days" she frowned and I continued " can we please start slow as mare-friend and stallion-friend" she smiled and said " okay but I get to be the mare-friend" I chuckled and said "well I get to be the stallion-friend" she smiled and hugged me. She took my glasses of my head and put them on her face, she then looked at my eyes and said " your eyes are wonderful" I blushed and said " why thank you" she then took them off and said " goodnight" I hugged her and said " goodnight" back and went to sleep.

This chapter was pretty long but thank you for reading.