Holiday Muffins~
"Ahh!" Fire Spice sighed as he drank eggnog by himself on the couch. "Where I put that- Ah, there you are..." he remarked as he reached for the small alcoholic bottle. "Merry Christmas to me..." he commented as he took a large gulp before sighing once again, and following it with eggnog once more. "Eh...why did I bother to put that tree up..." Fire Spice commented as he looked at the tree that he worked on all day. "I guess that I was THAT bored..." he admitted before leaning back against the couch.
It was near the peak of the holidays, and he was looking forward to the New Year. Of course, Spice could not stop groaning as he looked at the calendar not five feet to his right. It was the 20th of December, and he was to spend Christmas by himself. Why you may ask? Well his family doesn’t live here in Ponyville like him for one thing. But surely he could visit them or they could visit him, right? Well that would be easier if he had a better relationship with them; moving out of your parent’s house without argument regarding your living arrangements doesn’t always come as often as you believe. The relationship never improved despite his monthly 'arrangements', to visit his family out of town in an attempt to cease the hostilities between them. And speaking of relationships, surely he would have a girlfriend to spend the holidays with, right? Well, the truth is-
“I got to take a piss…” Fire Spice interrupted his thoughts as he stood up from the couch. Too much eggnog and liquor would do that to anypony. As he walked into the bathroom of his one room apartment, he slowly unzipped his pants and pulled out his penis to let nature do its work. As the urine poured out of him, he moaned loudly in pleasure. “Buck yeah…ah why did I drink so muchhhhhhh?” he asked himself as this was the eighth time tonight. As he continued to urinate, he looked to his right to see the mirror and sink. His face was slightly tired, but he still looked pretty much the same as he normally did: his coat was graced with the color of ‘creamed’-white, a mane that carried soft touch of fire-orange, and eyes that carried a deep green tone. His wings were folded and not running 'wild', as most Pegasus ponies would have them after drinking 'enough'.
“Damn that’s a good-looking bastard…” he smiled stupidly to his reflection. Yes, Fire Spice carried quite an attractive appearance. And yes, that naturally made him popular as a pony above the rest. Why just the other day, Rarity was complimenting him with admiration towards his sense of style that matched his looks. By 'sense of style', he was well known for his metrosexual good looks, which always made him a popular pony growing up. This also gave him the advantage when finding a serious relationship with a fair mare known as Rose. They seemed to be the perfect couple as they carried many similarities- not just by their near-similar coat colors-, but their interests as well.
“Stupid bitch…” Fire Spice said as he thought about his ex-marefriend. He finished urinating and flushed the toilet before zipping his pants up.
What went wrong you may ask? Well it was surrounded on the day of the lovable mare known as Rose. It was a perfect day as the two were dating for nearly six months and the day celebrating her own birthday. The pair loved to spend time with each other 24/7, and were often asked when they were going to 'tie the knot'. Often, they were embarrassed by their friends over that particular detail. Most of the time, they just brushed aside that detail for the sake of not succumbing to the pressure. But it wasn’t as if Fire Spice didn’t consider it; Rose was the mare that made him forget the issues he had in general (particularity with family). Rose completed him in a way and he would have loved to spend the rest of his life with her…if she accepted his proposal!
“STUPID BIAAAAACHHHHHH…” he groaned as he looked in the mirror. Yes, Fire Spice's 'birthday present' was him kneeling down in front of her, and offering a very expensive engagement ring. The thoughts bringing him back to that horrible day brought so much stress into his mind. He started to naturally care less and less about his social obligations and spend most of his 'free money' on alcohol whenever he gained the opportunity. This also meant that he was less interested in meeting new ponies or even hanging out with old and close ponies. In fact, just the other day, Thunderlane invited him to his Christmas party next week which he respectively refused. The thought him 'bump' his head against the bathroom mirror, in a lazy attempt to break it. It was not because he was drunk (hell he was somehow still sober), but rather that being reminded of the holidays this year was not helping him forget his real life issues. He was basically the ‘Grinch’ right now. No that did not necessary mean that he would push you down the stairs if he had the chance, nor would he harass you and try to find a way to ruin your holiday season, but rather he would simply refuse to enjoy the holidays. And so, Fire Spice groaned loudly again before opening the door and walked back into his living room…only to see somepony placing a 'present' under his tree.
“Santa…?” Fire Spice asked as he blinked. No he wasn’t seeing things; this pony was wearing the suit itself! At least, in SOME FORM…
“Hmf?” the pony asked.
“Hey you’re not Santa!” Fire Spice remarked as he squinted while walking closer.
“I am not?”
“Hell yeah! Since when does Santa have BOOBS??!” he remarked with displeasure. “Hey wait, you’re…” First Spice smacked his head. The impact to his head allowed his vision to lose the effects of alcohol for a while. “…Derpy…?”
“That’s my namez!” Derpy said smiling. With a clearer vision, it was easier to see why Fire Spice assumed that Derpy was Santa: her outfit. Derpy wore a typical Santa-themed hoodie that showed her spirit of the holidays. Naturally, it carried the distinctive red color. At the ends of the long sleeves, with at the ends of where her waist was, and what covered the ring of the hood, was thick white cotton. White cotton was also present in the form of two large balls that served as the ends of the adjustable straps that would tighten her hood that was resting around her neck and shoulders. The white cotton also took on the form of six little buttons that served no purpose whatsoever on her chest and stomach. For her legs, she wore red and white stripped stockings that hid any bare skin. All leading to the red ponverse that matched perfectly with the red and white tone of her overall getup. Finally, she wore Santa’s trademark hat, thus completing the female equivalent of Santa.
“Derpy…” Fire Spice asked blinking dully. “Why are you in my house? How did you get in-” Fire Spice froze as he looked to see the doorway that led outside his home. Somehow, without him hearing the damage, it was detached from the door frame and laid not six feet from the doorway itself. That woke him up entirely. “DERPY!” he yelled angrily as he turned to face her with a glare.
“YIS?” Derpy asked with that smile of hers. She held up a package up as if to give him his ‘present’. However, “I have your package here and ready!” she stated with that happy expression.
“I-” he started as he looked at the package. Typically brown, it was the size of a shoebox. He wasn’t expecting a package or anything. But as he took a good look at the return address and gave some thought to it, “Derpy, what’s this?” he asked her slowly and dully.
“This is your package of coursez! DUFH!” Derpy said with her own version of the ‘duh’ term. Is he *stupid** or something?* she thought as she ‘rolled’ her eyes.
“Derpy…” Fire Spice started as he moved dangerously close face to face. “…I ordered this package eight months ago…it was supposed to get here seven months ago!!!” he yelled with anger and annoyance.
“Eh- wah?” she asked frowning before blinking those funny eyes of hers. “Huh, what do you know…” she added as awkward silence filled the room. After a few seconds passed, “Well thank you for choosing Derpmail Express!” With that, she smiled, DROPPED his package, and headed for the door in a calm matter.
“DERPY!” Fire Spice shouted while causing Derpy to freeze in place.
“WHAT???” she asked with an annoyed tone, before facing him with that confused expression of hers.
“Look at my door!” he gestured with a hand.
Derpy looked at the doorway again.
“My package was seven months delayed!”
Derpy looked at him again.
“Come on!” he shouted with a sad expression, as the alcohol was making him sensitive despite being sober.
Derpy frowned at him with a sad expression. One would find it hard to take it seriously with the way how her eyes were. “What do you want me to do about it…?”
“Compensation!”
“Wah?”
“It means that you do something to make up for what you did! My door, my package was delayed, and I am having the worst Christmas out of all the ponies in this stupid town!” Fire Spice remarked with pain in his voice. Clearly he was upset with how his life currently was.
Derpy frowned as she 'blinked' again. "Why do you sound 'hurt'?" was what she needed to ask. Derpy may be clumsy and may forget important things every now and then, but even she could see that something was bothering the white stallion before her.
"I-" Fire Spice stopped. "..." he sighed as he looked away. "...Things haven't been swell for me since I broke up with...Rose..."
"Your marefriend?"
"EX-marefriend..." he pointed out.
"Oh that's right!" Derpy realized that the popular mare known as Rose, ended her relationship with Fire Spice. How could she forget? She barely saw Fire Spice since she heard the news. It actually made her feel a bit sad.
"Well what should I do about that?" Fire Spice remarked.
"Wah?" Derpy snapped back into reality.
"THAT; my door..." Fire Spice gestured behind her.
Derpy continued to give him that same expression. After another minute of awkward silence, she turned around, and lifted the door. Afterwards, she simply moved it back into its original place where it reattached. “There we goes!” she said with her funny smile, as she present it with a ‘ta-da’ gesture at him.
Fire Spice looked at the door. “Huh, what do you know…” he said with a surprised tone as he blinked repeatedly for a while. How the buck did she do that? “Well um…thanks I guess…” he grumbled as he rubbed his neck and looked to the side. He saw another eggnog carton ready to be opened. As he lifted it and opened it, he told her, “Well there's still the matter of my late package…”
“You want me to put it under the tree again?”
“What- No I want-”
“Because I thought that it be special since its Christmas!” she exclaimed happily, while explaining her previous action before. Yes, Derpy actually started to do that type of delivery for the last three days on every delivery she had.
“DERPY…” he said sharply as he placed the eggnog in its original spot. “Look, I just want you to make this up for me…”
Derpy frowned. She really didn’t know how to ‘compensate’ for his package. “But it’s here!” she gestured at him with both hands.
Fire Spice was getting annoyed. “Look, I KNOW that it’s here but-”
“Then what do you want me to do about it?”
“I don’t know! Um…pay me a fee for the late delivery?”
“I don’t got money.” she stated simply.
“What- How can that be?” he questioned her with a raised eyebrow. “Surely with your ‘job’, you have something!” he pointed out as he walked towards her with a frown.
“I went and spent it all on this here suit!” she exclaimed at her current appearance with a smile.
Fire Spice gave her a ‘what’ expression. Naturally, “But surely you didn’t spend your entire savings on it! I mean, you must have some money saved at home or at the bank, right???”
Derpy suddenly frowned. She didn’t understand at all at what he was getting at. “…’Savings’? A ‘bank’? What’s those?”
Showing a bit of patience, he explained. “It’s when you collect the money that you earn from work. After you pay for the things that you need to get or what you need to pay for, you have money left over. And so, you save what money you have left and continue to SAVE!”
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“…….Wah?” Derpy raised an eyebrow in confusion.
“ARGGHHHHH!”
It took Fire Spice a bit of time before he finally found a way to explain it to Derpy. After ten minutes of his life wasted, Derpy finally understood what he was trying to say. By this point, Fire Spice was already starting to have a clearer mind since he stopped drinking for a while now.
“Oh, now I get it!” Derpy said with her ‘smile’.
With a ‘smile’ of his own, “So will you please pay me for the late delivery?” he asked hopefully.
“I don’t have any!” she said ‘proudly’. Before Fire Spice could even give a reaction, she continued on. “I had to pay a lot of those ‘fees’ because of my job!” Derpy giggled as if she was the one who was gaining profit. “I just don’t know what went wrong!”
Fire Spice couldn’t believe this as he looked to the side in disappointment. He could have at least given himself a nice dinner in one of the fancy restaurants located in this town. That was one way to make him feel better for the first time in recent nights. Then, there was that. He peeked over to her appearance and gave it some thought. Derpy did looked quite attractive in her current appearance. However, he shook his head at the thought; he would be taking advantage of Derpy for obvious reasons, and he did have morals. Yet, the alcohol in his mind and body, tried to convince him otherwise.
Derpy frowned as she could tell that he was still upset. Aw maybe he just wants something to make him smile… Derpy thought about it for a moment. Eventually, “Oh, I know!” she exclaimed as she lifted her hat. Unsurprisingly, he had three muffins stacked perfectly with two on the bottom, and one stacking right above. Carefully, she removed the mini-pyramid that was shaped by the muffins. Afterwards, she held up one and asked, “Will this’ll do as ‘compensation’?”
“What-” Fire Spice turned his attention back to her. Rather than holding a big bag of bits, she held up one muffin with one hand, and kept the other two against her chest. He looked at what she offered and a certain scent made his nose twitched. “Are those…BLUEBERRY muffins???” Fire Spice’s green eyes widened as he smiled for the first time in a while.
“Why yesir!” she said smiling at his reaction.
“Well I suppose that I could- Wait, WHAT AM I SAYING?!” Fire Spice felt stupid as he smacked the muffin from her hand, causing it to fly over to where his coffee table was. It landed perfectly in front of the couch near them. “That’s not nearly enough to set as proper compensation!!!” he remarked angrily as the alcohol was really making him sensitive.
“EHP!” Derpy yelped as his yelling took her by surprise. When she saw the muffin flying into the air, she yelled, “NOOOOO!” With that, she accidentally waved her arms wildly in shock, flinging the other two muffins to fly in that direction. “MY MUFFINS-” she started in horror. However, the muffins landed perfectly by the first without harm. “T-that’s all I haves!” she protested with ears lowered. Her expression may have looked funny due to her eyes by black-humor standards, but even Fire Spice had to feel bad for what he did.
“I-” Fire Spice felt like a jerk, after realizing what he just did and he relaxed his face. Frowning, he said, “I am sorry Derpy…” as his own ears lowered. Feeling terrible, “I suppose that I can at least take your offer…” Fire Spice turned and walked over to the coffee table where Derpy followed slowly. Reaching for one, “…But I honestly can’t consider this as full compensation…” he confessed as he held up the muffin before taking a bite. The blueberries were beyond satisfying, but he only gave a smile as he intended to get more than just muffins.
Derpy started to smile again as she watched Fire Spice enjoy the muffin. “I made em myself!” she said happily. To be honest, Derpy never convinced another pony to try her homemade muffins. It was weird to her as she didn’t find anything wrong with them. Thinking about what he said, “Well um…what else would you want?”
The white stallion finished swallowing the last bite of his blueberry muffin. The sexual urges in his body were yelling for sex, but he shook those feelings off as the alcohol was trying to play a part in this evil scheme. After some thought, he could only think of one thing. “Well…then can you at least clean my home?” Fire Spice asked before gesturing at the mess in his apartment. It was messy mostly due to the fact that it was covered in glass/plastic bottles of drinkable alcohol and eggnog cartons.
“Clean your home?” Derpy asked. While she knew what ‘cleaned’ meant, she was not looking forward to the idea of cleaning his home with soap. “How do you ‘clean’ a home?”
“You know: organize my home into a state that’s not messy like this?”
“What’s ‘organize’?”
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“…….Wah?”
“Offph!” Derpy landed upside down on the couch as Fire Spice lost patience with her.
“Seriously Derpy, is this the only way?” Fire Spice sighed as he started to remove his belt. “I still demand complete compensation…” he pointed out with a grumble. Yes, he was about to demand sexual intercourse from Derpy of all ponies, and yes it was questionable as she could be easily taken advantage. Yet, it was only fair for the late delivery that he brought him (as well as over the fact that the alcohol was playing a part in this). However, that did not mean that he was going to rape her; she would, in her own way, ‘agree’ that this was a reasonable way to compensate if she lacked money. At least that’s what he wanted to believe…
“Whats the ‘only way’?” Derpy asked before ‘blinking’ her eyes. However, her question was soon answered as his piece of meat appeared out of nowhere. She nearly flinched as she did not know what was in front of her. Curious, she took her time trying to figure out what it was.. “This’ll do as ‘compensation’…?” she asked with confusion.
“Hell yeah…” Fire Spice said as he was now getting excited; his erection occurred within seconds.
“What ma supposed to do with it?” Derpy saw how close it was to her lips, and so she actually started to nibble on it.
“Don’t bite it!” Fire Spice remarked quickly as he pulled away out of instinct. As ‘cute’ as it was for her to nibble on his penis like a bunny, he was not going to risk her biting him with more force. Was Derpy really innocent in her mind? “Look, just suck on it like a lollipop and pleasure it with your mouth…WITHOUT BITING.”
“Like a lollipop…?” Derpy ‘blinked’ again. “Ok!” Derpy, although upside down, made a good effort taking his penis into her mouth. Funny enough, rather than ‘move’ her head due to the position that she was in, she just kept her head in place and sucked him with a solid expression. Of course, she did have an option with his ‘taste’. His meat tastes funny… she thought as she kept two inches at most in her mouth. “Myffwff rrwwp taff mummmffy…” she thought ‘aloud’.
“What…?” Fire Spice asked as he pulled back slightly. While he was enjoying her oral work, taking in just two inches of his member was not enough to satisfy him into a moan.
“Hoooh!” she said as his penis slip out of her mouth. “Your meat tastes funny.” she managed to say this time. “What’s your meat called?”
“A penis…” Fire Spice said as he was now starting to believe that she was in fact a virgin. If she was, then was he getting more than what was needed for ‘compensation’? What am I doing? If she is a virgin, then- “Ngh!” Fire Spice’s thoughts distracted him from realizing what Derpy was doing. Looking down, she was now lying on her side, and having an easier time with his penis. Her mouth was taking him by another inch as she seemly got into this.
“Hmmfmm…mfmmfmf..mmmm…” Derpy closed her eyes and bobbed her head. Derpy never tasted a penis before and it was interesting to her. I like how it tastes… Derpy pointed out in her mind. It held quite an ‘addicting flavor’ in her opinion. Derpy didn’t know what 'it' was, but she liked how 'it' tasted. Not as good as muffins, but still pretty good.
“Ah- Buck Derpy-!” Now Fire Spice REALLY questioned about Derpy’s innocence; how was she this good? It was hard to believe that she was this talented orally when he naturally assumed that she was a virgin. “AHghH! AH……how you get so good- agh!” Fire Spice felt as if his penis was melting. However, he was already planning to turn the tables on her; he pulled his penis out of her mouth, and moved his hand on her waist. As he knew that she was confused by his actions, he used his other hand to pull her Santa hoodie up to see what he was dealing with. Her stockings made contact with red short shorts that he failed to notice before. Taking matters into his own hands, he unbuttoned them, and pulled them from her legs. And as a bonus, he managed to remove her panties at the same time.
“Wah- NO! That’s my precious hole!” Derpy protested with a blush. Fire Spice was staring at her precious hole! She couldn’t stop blushing as it was obviously embarrassing for her. Her blonde pubic hair was trimmed to the typical 'diamond' style seen in most females today, and her roommate 'recommended' it. She squirmed a bit as Fire Spice was holding her legs apart, and was starting to move closer to her. “Oh thank Celestia you’re not staring at my precious- Nnhghhh?!” Derpy’s eyes widened. At first, she was relieved because he stopped looking at her precious spot, but now she was relieved because she suddenly felt good. She couldn’t help but arch her body entirely from the unfamiliar feeling.
“Ghnn…” Fire Spice closed his eyes as he moved deeper into Derpy’s ‘precious hole’. It felt amazing and so satisfying to be inside a mare again. Yes as expected, Fire Spice’s sex life was dully between his break up with Rose. Now while he could masturbate, his sense of pride had actually prevented him from bothering to relieve his stress in that matter. It was a stupid excuse, but Fire Spice didn’t really care. “Ah…AH!” he moaned as he moved as deep as he possibility could. As he held this position, he really believed that he was about to cum because of how good he felt.
“Why’d it feels sooooooo goooooddddd…” Derpy moaned sweetly as she closed her eyes. Something big was inside of her somehow and she loved the feeling. Whatever Fire Spice was doing, she hoped that he would not stop. “OH!”
Fire Spice’s answer was a good hard thrust that sent a wave of intense pleasure between them. He grunted slightly as he began to pick up pace with his movement. The once-virgin mare that he was screwing, really seemed to know how to naturally react; she was moving in perfect rhythm with him. He thrust harder with increasing vigor, feeling the nerves inside his penis screaming. While he continued for minutes on end, the intense wave of pleasure tricked him into thinking that he orgasmed; he occasionally stopped and pressed his body against hers in an attempt to make contact with the entrance of her womb. Then, he would frowned and blush after realizing that he prematurely assumed that he released. This lasted for ten minutes before,
“Why do you stop like this…?”
Fire Spice blushed as Derpy asked him that. By this point, he decided to convert the missionary position into the doggy-style position, where Derpy had her hands on the arm-rest and Fire Spice was mounting her. “Um, I continue to think that I am ‘releasing’ inside of you when I really don’t…” Fire Spice confessed. Normally he would be too embarrassed to tell the truth, but with Derpy, he felt safe to express his true feelings…
Derpy ‘blinked’ when he said that. “Wah do you mean ‘rehease’?”
Fire Spice couldn’t help but stare at her after hearing her own version of ‘release’. He suddenly smiled. “You are just too much…” he said as he nuzzled her neck while slowly pulling out of her (but not entirely).
Derpy suddenly giggled as he nuzzled her neck. “Ghehheheh, that tickles-!” Derpy remarked as Fire Spice made her squirmed. Derpy was never treated like this before, and she really liked Fire Spice for doing it.
Fire Spice smiled as he found her giggling to be that cute as well. While he nibbled on her ear, he was starting to move again. This time, he added more vigor and passion into his thrusts. Each time he assumed that he would release, he decided to continue thrusting no matter what after the false releases he was experiencing. If he came, he came.
“Nhhhh…feels goodz….” Derpy expressed with a sweet moan. By this point, Derpy ‘realized’ that Fire Spice’s big piece meat was moving in and out of her precious hole. It may have taken her a while to realize it, but did it REALLY matter by this point? He makes me feel goodz… she thought in her mind. Nhhhhh… Derpy moved against his thrusts and made a few sounds that caused Fire Spice to move faster. She was always told by her mother that her precious hole was that special and that no stallion should EVER touch it. Funny enough, she didn’t remember what her mother said until now.
The white stallion continued for a few minutes before deciding to stop. He breathed heavily as he was getting worn out from the endless thrusts. Why didn’t he cum already? As he began to move again but at a slow and aggressive pace, he realized the issue behind his delayed ejaculation: he drank too much. Buck me… he thought with a frown as he really wanted to release. Especially when he denied himself this pleasure following his break up with his ex. Stupid alcohol…stupid Rose! he yelled in his mind as he was about to pull out of Derpy. However, she made a sound that told him what she was experiencing.
“Ahh……oh….AHHHHHH!” Derpy’s expression was filled nothing but lust. Her eyes were actually looking in the same direction with perfect alignment. Her eye lids lowered and her tongue was hanging out of her mouth, all reacting to the orgasm that was occurring within her body. Her wings flapped uncontrollably as her body shook for a few seconds. As her orgasm settled, she purred slightly and gave a soft moan as she felt Fire Spice pulling out of her slowly.
While Fire Spice was pleased that he gave an orgasm to Derpy, he really wanted to cum but couldn't. He cursed himself for drinking so much as he sighed deeply. Then, he frowned before stating, “I need to cum…!” With that, he started to move again. Of course, he was moving at a much faster pace this time. He thrust longer and harder with the attempt to orgasm. In the process, he changed from a doggy-style position and forced her to lie on her side, while he lifted her leg up. With this angle, he was able to thrust even deeper and really give it to her. Derpy squirmed some more as Fire Spice continued to pounce on her flower. Grunts and moans filled the living room as well as the sounds of flesh slapping against one another. Fire Spice continued for another few minutes until he finally felt a legit release occurring. He moaned loudly as he pressed against the entrance of her womb. Within seconds, he shot a nice helping of semen into her with at least three shots worth, of thick high quality stallion seed. Slowly turning to her front (thus into the doggy-style position once more), he moved a bit until his penis finally ceased ejaculating, He gently dropped his head by hers, resting as he moaned softly. He felt Derpy nuzzle against his neck, seemly loving his hot liquid inside of her.
Derpy never felt something as amazing as this before. She did not know what Fire Spice did, but she loved it. “I feels warm…” she said as she continued to nuzzle his neck with her eyes closed. When he slowly lifted his weight off of her, she slowly looked at him wondering what he was going to do. “What now- EPP!”
“This hole looks fun…” Fire Spice smirked as he dug his thumb into her naughty hole.
“N-no that ther-!” Derpy thought that she was embarrassed before, but this took the cake. No, her mother never told her anything about this hole, but she didn’t need to be told why this hole was off limits. She was blushing red as she continued to protest.
I don’t want her to feel forced or anything… Fire Spice thought with a frown as he wanted to convince her into anal sex. Trying to think of something, he looked to the coffee table and smiled after seeing something that could help him ‘convince’ her. “Hey, you LOVE muffins right?”
Derpy suddenly smiled when she heard her favorite word. “Yea I do- MUFF!”
“…I can’t believe you fell for that…” Fire Spice remarked with a chuckle as he lowered himself by her face and rubbed her head gently. “You are too much!” he said with a grin as he kissed her forehead.
“Mmff…” Derpy blushed and gave a sad expression as she became really embarrassed.
Meanwhile, Fire Spice was working on loosening that particular hole. He moved a finger and wiggled it around before adding another. Every now and then, he would pull them out to get a taste and make it easier to lube her at the same time. The white stallion continued for five minutes before he was pleased with the results. Derpy squirmed (again) while he was fingering her naughty spot. Her sounds became clearer while she broke down the muffin that was in her mouth bit by bit. When he saw that she was halfway done, he probed his penis against the entrance of her backdoor. And considering it to be ‘tight’, was a pure understatement.
“Mnnhh…” Derpy muffed.
“So- AH!... ENH- buck-!” Fire Spice grunted as he moved into her rectum. The tightness was not kind to the white stallion as he pushed all the way in. The nerves down his body made him tremble as he gave an expression that would scare a youngling. His face relaxed after he spent half a minute getting use to the tightness. With his eyes shut, he could only hear Derpy’s muffs in order for understand how she was feeling with his big meat inside her asshole.
Big… Very big… Derpy moaned in her mind with a heavy red blush. Converting her face from gray, to red. Surprisingly, she was not blushing red from pain, but by how Fire Spice was entering her body. It felt good but she was feeling more embarrassment than pleasure itself. That however did not prevent her moans from escaping as 'her' stallion was beginning to move. Her body arched as he mounted her again. Feeling him pumping out of her naughty hole made Derpy even more aroused. Her eyes were filled with lust that stared into the pillow of the couch that they were bucking on. The nerves inside her ass sent waves of pleasure throughout her body as her head was resting on her trembling hands.
“Agh! Argh! Argh! Argh!” It was tighter than he thought! Even after loosening the texture of this hole, it drained the life out of him. He could not wait to cum inside this hole with how it was treating him. It would be so satisfying and make his troubles melt away. Oh boy did he really need this as he picked up the pace. His stallion testicles made a hard impact on her cum-drenched flower. “Why is this hole so tight?!” The grunts came loudly as the stallion continued to ride the mare. Each thrust felt as if his life-force was being pushed into Derpy.
By the time Derpy completely broke down the muffin in her mouth (not leaving a single crumb), she made soft sounds as Fire Spice slowed down. She slowly turned her head with her eyes lowered, wondering why he was stopping. When he kept the pace from increasing, he let out heavy breathing patterns, indicating that he was getting tired. Thus, she started to rock her hips against his long member, with the intent to make it enter her deeper if possible. When this lasted for more than a minute, she felt her stallion slowing down entirely. Derpy may have been new to all of this, but she got the message as she started to do most of the work and slowly lifted her body with both eyes closed. It got to the point where Fire Spice was lying on his back, while she rode his big cock via cow-mare style. The moment when the sex-position changed, she started to bounce at a decent pace and managed to take Fire Spice’s big piece of meat all the way in. She had to place one of her fingers into her mouth so that she wouldn’t let out her moans. Her wings were ‘fluttering’ gently while matching the rhythm of her movement. It felt sooooo good. “Nhnnn….”
“Moving on your own? You must really like this…don’t you?” Fire Spice had to asked as he watched the show with a small smile.
“Y-yes…AH!....Y-yes!” Derpy confessed as she couldn’t control herself by this point. At the same time, her second orgasm of the night was approaching and was it going to be a big one. Of course, since this was the first time that she experienced pleasure like this, she failed to realized that her orgasm was going to occur within the next few seconds. On what was perhaps the forty-seventh bounce, her eyes snapped opened. Wide, they stared directly into the ceiling while her mouth hanged opened with her tongue sticking out. Drool dripped to the side of her mouth, just as her wings froze as if she was trapped in time. Then, a powerful hot liquid from her flower poured down upon the lovely testicles of Fire Spice himself.
“Ah-!” Fire Spice had quite the experience when he felt that hot liquid coating his stallion balls. It felt pretty good as he moaned loudly while Derpy continued to pleasure him.
“Ah….” she moaned in pleasure as she finally closed her eyes, but kept her balance in the position that they were still in. “Nh…mmmmm….did…I…pee on you…?” she asked confused as she opened her eyes again, before turning her head.
“I don’t know…” Fire Spice answered honestly. He actually more focused on enjoying the ‘heat of the moment’ that just occurred. But to answer her question, “I think that you ‘squirted’…”
“…’Sqe-urt-ed’?” she attempted to ask.
“Yeah…” Fire Spice ‘confirmed’. To be honest, he could not tell the difference at times. Regardless, “Now let’s continue…get off…” he ordered as he moved his body upwards.
“O-ok…” Derpy ‘blinked’. With a soft moan, she moved off of his penis and felt ‘loose’. Most likely because her anus was slowly closing after being forced opened by something big and thick. When she moved off the couch, she had trouble standing as she felt weak with her legs. Fire Spice also stood off the couch, but gently pushed Derpy to where the large rug laid between the coffee table, and his Christmas tree. When Derpy took a step onto the rug, she felt the white stallion behind her ‘gently’ pushing her to the floor, while holding her weight with his arms. When she gently made contact with the rug, she saw the white stallion lifting her legs up, causing her to expose her crouch and rest her weight on both her wings and shoulders. When he did this, she naturally protest. “NO! STOP STAIRING AT MY PRECIOUS HOEE!” Embarrassed again, her ears lowered and she gave a deep blush that matched her sad expression.
For Fire Spice, he couldn’t help but confess his feelings: “You’re too cute for me to resist…”
This time, Derpy was embarrassed not by what she exposed, but rather by what he just told her. “I….am…?” she asked. Derpy’s sad and embarrassed converted into a wide-eyed heart filled expression. He thinks I am cute??? The gray mare could not calm her heart-rate and for good reason; no pony (especially a stallion) had ever called her cute! Or complimented positively on her overall appearance…in fact- “Ngh!”
Fire Spice took her by surprise by digging his horse tongue into her rectum. While she was loose enough to move freely, the tightness was too much for him to handle. Thus, he was giving him and his penis some ‘insurance’ before re-entering her. His tongue swirled around her insides, giving her a real thorough cleaning. By his own pride, he really believed that this would have kept his relationship with Rose intact (with the sense that she was willing to commit with him). Especially when- just like Derpy-, she loved this type of oral work and actually begged him to do it since the first night they slept together. However, he was living in the past as he needed to focus on the squirming gray mare under him.
“NGhghaghgh…” Derpy honestly had no idea on how to react to this type of foreplay. It felt so good to feel his tongue swirling around her naughty hole. Derpy wasn’t just liking it, she was becoming addicted to it! Her body arched (as much as it could in this position) as she felt his tongue making contact with a ‘special spot’ inside of her. “Aghahh…” She did not even know on what sound to make which was understandable since Fire Spice was her first. And what a first time it was for a mare like her…
“AH!” The white stallion pulled away as he gave himself a proper moment to breathe. Licking his lips, he smirked before re-positioning himself to re-enter her naughty hole. Curious of ‘how far he could go’, he laid her body before slowly pushing her legs down. Slowly and gently, her ankles were edging nearer and nearer to where her ears were. As he continued to flex her legs, he watched her reaction with concern. “I am not hurting you, am I?” he needed to ask.
Derpy gave him a ‘funny’ look when he asked her that question. With her feet moving behind her head, she answered, “No…should you?” Derpy ‘blinked’ before adding, “I am confused with what you are doing…”
“Huh, I guess you’re more flexible than I thought…” Fire Spice commented as he looked at her calm expression. After assuring that she was not experiencing any pain, he moved into her anus once again. Both shared a gentle moan as Fire Spice moved as deep as he possibly could. “Nhhh…Derpy, I just LOVE bucking you…” Fire Spice remarked with a pleasurable sigh.
“Nghh…I like your meat…” Derpy confessed as she was making sweet lovable sounds. While her white stallion friend continued to thrust at a gentle pace, something reminded Derpy of what she wanted to ask him. “…Do you really think I am ‘cute’…?”
“What?”
“…You said that I was ‘cute’…”
While the thrusting did not slow down, Fire Spice did understand what Derpy was asking. “Of course you’re cute…” was his answer. “You’re one of the cutest mares in ponyville…” he added with a small smile. And Fire Spice really meant it.
Derpy blushed even more when he called her ‘cute’ again. When he started to pick up speed, she wondered how much longer before he released that strange liquid inside of her again. Derpy also wondered how the strange hot liquid would feel inside her naughty hole, as she wanted it so badly by this point.
“ARgH!” Fire Spice’s final release edged closer. With his body pressed against her own body, his wings flexed in rhythm with his movements: he ‘flapped’ with each thrust. After a minute passed, he stopped, allowed her legs to return to their proper position, and rotated her body sideways before continuing to thrust.
“Ohhhghnh…” Derpy moaned sweetly.
“Guh…guh…gah!” Fire Spice grunted as he prepared to release his seed into her rectum. As he banged with increasing vigor, the build-up made his penis extremely sensitive. He thrust and thrust until the special moment came. “AHH!!!”
“Gngh!!!” Derpy moaned as the familiar hot liquid poured into her rectum. She gave a sigh of relief as her expression showed just how pleasure she was in. Credited by her eyes closed, her mouth opened into a smile, and a small trail of drool dripping on to corner of her chin. Safe to say, Fire Spice satisfied her completely. And as she felt his release settling down, Fire Spice slowly dropped onto her body and into a cuddling position with her. Derpy blushed again as he nuzzled against her neck. Soft giggles escaped as she tried to move against him some more.
“That felt good…” he confessed sweetly to her ear before kissing it.
Derpy smiled when he said that. However, as they cuddled for a few minutes, a question came into her mind. When he called her ‘cute’, did he think highly of her? “Am I the firse dumb mare you’ve slept with?”
Fire Spice frowned when he heard that question. As his body stood straight up, he asked, “I don’t think you’re dumb…who told you that?” Sure Derpy was not one of the sharpest of mares, but...
“Everypony thinks I am dumb…” Derpy remarked sadly. “My looks are dumb, my name is dumb, but you’re the firse who doesn’t think I am dumb…” Derpy confessed sadly as she also stood up straight.
“Hey hey…” Fire Spice gave a sad expression as well as he lifted her chin up gently. “You’re not dumb; you look fine and your name is much better than my own name…”
Derpy gave him a confused look. “Nah ah!” she protested. “Your name is cool! ‘Fire Spicez’ is a cool name!” she remarked.
This time, ‘Fire Spice’ let out a dark chuckle. “ACTUALLY…’Fire Spice’ isn’t my REAL name…”
“Wah-”
“I came up with that name since my real name wouldn’t let other ponies take me seriously…” ‘Fire Spice’ looked to the side, sighing as that fact seemed to really bother him.
Derpy ‘blinked’ as he explained himself. “So…what’s your name…?”
“I am not telling…” he remarked flatly.
“Peeease?” she asked, using her own form of ‘please’.
“……”
“……”
“……”
“….Wah?”
“Ok you win!” he remarked with an annoyed expression.
“Yay!” Derpy remarked. “I win!” she added as she clapped for herself with a big smile.
“……”
“…Wah-”
“HONEY SPICE.”
“Huh?”
“My name…” The white stallion before her gave a deep red blush as he closed his eyes. “…is really…’Honey’ Spice'…”
“…So your name is ‘Honey Spice’…?” Derpy asked raising an eyebrow. At first, one would believe that Derpy was having a difficult time trying to comprehend what he just told her. However, “BAWahAHAHAHH!!!”
“……”
“BAHAHHHHAHHHHH!” Derpy could not stop laughing at his name. She giggled and attempted to cease her laughing, only to increase it. “That name-!”
“Ok ‘ha ha’, you had your laugh…” HONEY Spice remarked with a blush as he looked away.
“I think it’s cute!”
“Really?” Honey Spice asked without looking at her. He gave a soft chuckle. “Rose didn’t seem to think so…”
“I means it!” Derpy remarked as she nuzzled against his chin. “You should use your real namez.” She added while using her own form of ‘name’ once again.
“Maybe I will…” Honey Spice remarked but refused to look at her. However, after a few moments, “You know, I WILL start using my real name!” He smiled as he turned to look at her. “Thank you Derpy…” he said as he smiled even more. Derpy was really something as she was really something special compared to the mares that he's been with his entire life. She made him feel fine the way he was, and actually felt 'relaxed' and 'causal' with her. Because of this, he was happy to have spent this night with her. With that, Honey Spice moved his lips against hers.
Derpy smiled nervously out of embarrassment as he actually kissed her. Her face turned red as both their snouts made contact by pressing against one another. Derpy never mated with a male before, and she never had been kissed by one before. Wanting to make the situation more ‘casual’ and less embarrassing, she asked, “So um…whats in your package…?”
While he continued to smile, he replied, “You know, I don’t fully remember-” Honey Spice looked to where his package was. After standing up and walking over, he came back while opening it. After another minute of paper ripping, he finally managed to open it. “Ah- NOW I remember…” Honey Spice gave a smirk as he looked at Derpy.
“What is it?”
“Well, it WAS a ‘private’ birthday gift for Rose…” he answered as he slowly lifted the object out of the box. With his thumb, he flicked it ‘on’ and it vibrated…
*Six months later*
“You find it odd that Derpy’s eyes seem to look normal each morning when she works, but turns back to ‘normal’ before she goes home?”
“I do think that it’s odd… But maybe she’s just tired before she goes to sleep when she gets home after work?”
“I have a feeling that it may have to do with her new stallion…”
The three mares remained silent as they looked at each other. They then looked to the table across from them, watching the two ponies of topic. The white handsome ‘Honey Spice’ and gray clumsy Derpy, sat together sharing a nice looking sundae in the fun bakery known as Sugarcube Corner. Since last Christmas, the two have been inseparable and seen non-stop together. Some thought that it was an odd pairing, while others thought that they were a perfect match. On a funny note, ponies seemed to care more about their relationship, rather than care about learning the true name of the white stallion himself. ‘Honey Spice’ didn’t seem to mind being teased at times for his name, as it soon passed a week after revealing his true name to the public. In fact, most ponies still referred him by ‘Fire Spice’, with Derpy being the only pony who actually referred him by his true name. You could say that it became his ‘cute name’ that Derpy had for him…
“Honzey do you want more ice scream?” she asked sweetly as she held the spoon up to feed him. In the process, she once again used her own ‘version’ of the word 'honey' and ‘cream’, just as she did with most of her grammar.
He let out a laugh as he held her hand. “Look muffin, you’re holding the spoon wrong…” Honey Spice gently took the spoon and turned it around, before scooping up the soft creamy goodness, and feeding Derpy.
“Hmmm…” she remarked happily as ice cream was a close second to muffins. While she swallowed, she said, “I just don’t know why I keep forgetting…”
“We all tend to forget things muffin…” Honey Spice remarked as he scooped another helping and fed her again like a good lover. "Each time we visit my parents, they forget that they're going to be grandparents..." he pointed out.
“Ooooooh I just don’t know Honzey…” Derpy remarked as she ate the second helping. She frowned a bit before asking, “Do you think that I’ll be a good mom?”
Honey Spice looked at her and blinked. “Well DUFH…” he remarked as he rolled his eyes.
“What if I am not smart enough?” she asked while frowning some more.
“Sweetie…” Honey Spice moved closer to Derpy and gently held her by her shoulders. “Being a parent, let alone a good mom, doesn’t rely on being a ‘smart’ one; being a good parent means being a caring and loving one…” With that, he smiled. “Besides…” Honey Spice then looked down and gently kissed the large belly of Derpy Hooves, before looking back at her. “…I KNOW that you’re going to be a great mom…” he added before kissing her cheek.
Derpy smiled as he said that. “I hope so… I AM going to be one awesome mom!” she remarked happily as she took the spoon, Scooped some ice cream, and held it up. “Hey…” she ‘blinked’ as her eyes were ‘fixed’ at the moment. “I did it right!”
“You sure did muffin… You sure did…” Honey Spice said with a smile…
THE END
