Intensive Core Friendship
You monster - Part 2
Previous ChapterNext Chapter"You! Why would you betray us?" Twilight asked the ghostly alicorn.
"Well I barely know you for one. Secondly I don't care about Wheatley one bit, he is a screw-up. A failure. An insult to science itself. He couldn't even make cubes with legs step on a button for five seconds to solve a test!" Cave replied.
"He was supposed to be you." Twilight said, and Cave faltered for a moment.
"Yes. But those people failed at doing that. The only thing at Aperture that ever did any real science after I died was Caroline here! Sure that Chell girl solved the tests but she only did it to escape." he said.
"Who is Caroline?" Rainbow asked.
"Oh! Don't tell me I want to guess!" Pinkie said, now bouncing beside GLaDOS.
"How the hell did you escape? That defies all logic!" Cave asked looking very confused.
"I dunno, I thought you were watching!" she replied happily.
"Never mind! Caroline, if you would please bind her again." Cave said, gesturing from GLaDOS to Pinkie.
"I was doing that anyways, and remember who is a ghost and who exists here." GLaDOS replied, lashing out with her magic (zero point field) and throwing Pinkie back into her cage and binding her.
"Now if you'll excuse me I have to go and deceive four corrupt cores and a former test-subject." Cave said, then he disappeared, leaving the bearers alone with GLaDOS.
"So you're Caroline?" Twilight finally asked, after a minute of silence.
"Technically I used to be, or I was based off of her. She was Cave's human wife, and he still believes that I am just like her. And if you want to know why I am telling you this it is because when I cut your tongues out you won't be talking to anyone." GLaDOS replied.
"So you are tricking Cave as well! Also, you don't have saws or anything sharp enough to cut out our tongues, so how are you going to do that?" Twilight asked smugly. She was answered by GLaDOS' front right hoof turning into a knife sharp enough to cut through solid wood.
"You had to say it Twilight!" Pinkie groaned.
"Sorry!"
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Wheatley looked over to Chell, who was currently working on making a makeshift spear out of a bundle of sticks she had gathered and a very sharp rock. "Hey Chell." he began, and Chell turned to him. "I think that this is personal with me and GLaDOS now, and it still is with you. Truce for now to take that bitch down?" be asked.
"Truce. Also I didn't think you were the swearing type." Chell replied.
"Being around you is making all my memories come back. I freaking hate it, I loved being ignorantly stupid!" Wheatley complained, and Chell laughed.
"Me and you made a pretty good team. You know, me doing everything while you 'hacked' some stuff." Chell said half sarcastically.
"Oh shut up! You know I came up with the plan!" Wheatley defended.
"And I had hands." Chell replied. "Your point is no longer valid." Wheatley was about to send off a well though out insult of: Hands suck! when he was interrupted.
"You two lovebirds gonna shut up yet?" Cave said. "We kinda have some bitches to save." Wheatley looked up at him angrily.
"YOU DOUBLE-CROSSING, NO GOOD PIECE OF-" Wheatley was cut off by Chell.
"What the heck did he do?" she asked him, worried about his mental stability.
"He wasn't around to hear us say that we had to save the girls. Rick is off getting the Space Core and the Fact Core would probably just tell him that the moon is just a mirage created by the Dutch. That only leaves me and you, who have been sitting here." Wheatley explained, never taking his eyes off of Cave.
"Huh, seems like you were supposed to be me. Well this sucks." Cave replied, then disappeared very quickly. Chell looked at Wheatley.
"Do you still like being ignorantly stupid?" she asked him.
"Yes. It was much more fun to get trapped and things like that, now its just dull." he replied.
"Well don't worry, I am positive that we can help you become stupid again when we get back to Earth." Chell joked.
"Who said I wanted to go back?" Wheatley asked, looking at her.
"What? You want to stay here in happy land? Wheatley you don't belong here."
"Screw the rules, i'm not the scientist. Well I am but, yeah." he replied.
"Fine, but i'm taking the first chance I get to leave here. These colors are going to give me a seizure." Chell said, standing up. "What the heck is taking Rick so long?"
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"SPACE CORE GET THE HELL OFF THE STUPID ROOF AND COME ON!" Rick yelled at the space-crazed Pegasus.
"Never, well, unless it is to go to space. But until then, NEVER!" he yelled back.
"Hmm. Hey Space Core!" Rick called up. "If you come down I will take you to space!" The Space Core slowly turned his head around to look at Rick.
"Really?" he asked, his eyes becoming huge, with little sparkles in them.
"Yes!" Rick replied. "Aw man, letting him down is gonna be hard. Oh well. Sucks for him." he said under his breath.
Author's Note
Yeah I know it is short. And the reason why it is a part two is because it follows in quick succession with the other chapter, while the other ones had an in-story time lapse of a day or two, or even a week at times.
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