Misunderstandings

"Rick! Look, that mare just ran away from the fire!" Twilight exclaimed, pointing at the mare that was now running towards Fluttershy's cottage.

"She is probably also the one who got Wheatley and Applejack! C'mon lets get her!" Rick replied, giving chase to the mare. Twilight groaned and reluctantly followed. The mare looked behind her and sped up to try and escape as fast as she could, but was thwarted when Rainbowdash flew down from the sky and stood in front of her, blocking her escape.

"Who do you think you are trying to hurt my friends?" Rainbow said angrily. The mare looked equally angry and stomped her hoof. "Hey! Answer me!"

"Whoa! Nice one catching the crook Rainbow!" Rick said. The mare turned around and looked straight at Rick, fury in her eyes. "Hey baby, hows it going?" Rick asked, leaning back against a tree.

"Hello there, I am Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia's personal stu-" Twilight was cut off by the mare charging Rick.

"Whoa! Feisty aren't we?" Rick exclaimed, dodging her attack. The mare looked over and stared him down. Rick's expression changed from confidence to confusion. "Wait a moment, anger issues, mute, female. Chell?" Rick asked, and the mare nodded.

"Except turns out i'm not mute." Chell said, and Rick's jaw dropped.

"You, can talk?" Chell nodded.

"Okay, one question. HOW ARE YOU HERE?" Rick asked her.

"GLaDOS dragged me back to Aperture and threw me into space. I did however take her with me." Chell responded.

"Good for you, taking care of GLaDOS. Wait, that means shes here!" Rick exclaimed. "Also, why the hell did you set that house on fire?" Chell took on her annoyed expression again.

"I didn't, GLaDOS did, and I was chasing her down until you stopped me." Chell said, glaring at Rainbowdash, who just shrugged and looked away.

"So lets get her then!" Rainbow said, pumping a hoof into the air.

"Uh, no. You just can't fight her without knowing her. She's a narcissistic evil robot bitch." Chell said, receiving frowns from everypony present.

"Hey Chell." Rick said, getting Chell's attention. "Can I go with you?"

"Why not, I need a meat shield." Chell replied.

"We'll she who's gonna be a shield." Rick said confidently.

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"WHAT THE HELL WERE WE THINKING?" Rick yelled at Chell as they ran away from GLaDOS.

"NO IDEA! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT SHE HAD LASERS!" Chell replied. Rick looked over his back to see GLaDOS charging her laser again, readying another shot.

"Oh crap shes gonna fire!" Rick said, "Hit the dirt!" he grabbed Chell and dragged her to the ground with him as a red beam of death blasted above their heads. He got up and yanked her up as well. "C'mon we can outrun her!" and with that they started running again.

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"So hows that leg of yours feeling?" the doctor that had been bandaging Wheatley's leg asked him.

"Well it still hurts." Wheatley said.

"That's good, your nerves still work. That will be five thousand bits." he said, holding out his hoof.

"Bullshit! You just put some bandages on my leg! Unless those bandages are solid gold you're getting one hundred max." Wheatley said, crossing his forelegs.

"My expertise is what cost you." the doctor said, holding his head high.

"Yeah, cause you're a world champ bandage wrapper." Wheatley deadpanned. "One hundred bits tops." the doctor sighed.

"Fine, one hundred bits."

"Sorry, I only have fifty."

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Chell looked at Rick with fear in her eyes. Rick looked back but with a look of confidence, which was wiped away as GLaDOS' heavy metallic hoofsteps were heard stomping around the small cave they were hiding in. "I won't hurt you. I will kill you instantly. Its the truth, I will never lie to you. Okay that was a lie but I will kill you instantly."

"Hey Chell, you run, I meat-shield." Rick whispered.

"Are you crazy? You'll die!" Chell responded.

"Isn't that the point? Anyways you have faced GLaDOS far to many times to die to her now. You run, there is no questioning it. Run." Rick replied. "Three, two." he paused and took a deep breath. "ONE!" he yelled, running out from the cave. Chell ran in the other direction.

"Ah, finally. Prepare to die you silly little pony." GLaDOS said as her laser charged up with a small whine. A small red dot appeared on Rick's forehead. "BEAM CHARGED. Oh, would you look at that." GLaDOS said, then the beam fired. GLaDOS looked up to admire her handi-err. Hoofwork to see that Rick was still standing there, completely untouched.

"Well, would you look at THAT!" Rick said, then his body flashed green and his eyes and horn lit up a neon green color. "DIE BEEYATCH!" Rick yelled, and a flowing green whip appeared in his front hooves. And to top it off he was now wearing a fedora. He swung the whip at GLaDOS and it wrapped around her legs. Rick yanked and the robot fell to the ground. "Now who's corrupt?" Rick said, before lashing out with his whip until GLaDOS' eyes went dark. He stood there panting and his magic stopped. "Heh, wadda ya know." he said, then he fainted.

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"Wheatley, ah have no idea how you haggled the price so low but ya have ta tell me sometime!" Applejack said as she was walking back to her farm with Wheatley.

"Annoyance is key." he replied, and they both laughed. "Oh hey, there are the other cores. Wait who's that?" Wheatley said, looking down at the other cores along with Pinkie, Twilight, Rainbow and some other unknown mare. He ran up closer and caught the end of a sentence.

"-Chell and I escaped!" he heard Rick say, then he patted the mare on the back.

"CHELL?" Wheatley yelled, and they all looked at him. One of them had hate in her eyes.

Author's Note

So much for putting off the Wheatley-Chell battle. Anyways if any of you were wondering where I was I was at the wi-fi void cabin that my parents own. I had a small family get-together and I loved it there so I will probably be going back often. I will tell you when though.