How I Really Think Twilight REALLY Became An Alicorn

by The Masked Ghost

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Comedy, Random, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 2274

Twilight always wanted to reach for the clouds, but she doesn't have any wings. so how did she do it? she gave herself wings, but how and why?

*This is a trollfic*
Twilight always wanted to reach for the clouds, but she could never do, until recently.

By: Ultumateus and TheKnight21js

Published 2013-06-09 04:30:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-06-09 04:30:02 UTC

A Chapter of Alicorn Twilight Related Shit

How I Really Think Twilight REALLY Became An Alicorn
By: [Name redacted] and [Name redacted]
[This story begins after or pertaining to the events in Episode 11, Season 1, or the Winter Wrap up]

Singing. Singing that just seconds ago filled the air started to die down, as ponies began to realize they needed to get back to work. Everypony needed to do their part in the Winter Wrap Up, or they will be late for Spring!

As everyone scurried in different directions, shoveling snow, waking animals, and so on, only one purple pony remained. Twilight Sparkle could only wonder, on and on again, about strange this town is. Only in Ponyville, do ponies randomly break out in song, and instead of staring awkwardly, ACTUALLY JOIN IN. The sun seemed to dim when this happened, and spotlights seemed to come out of no where. There are a lot of things Twilight didn't understand, but on occasions, she finds life better if she just doesn't question it.

But a mare can wonder....

"Fuck it," Twilight muttered. "Lets see what everypony else is doing..."

Yet, her vision always seemed to fly upwards. The clouds always were a pleasant sight. What did they mean to her, though? Sometimes it seems like she has almost 'cretin' feelings for them.

Before she went to Ponyville, the clouds were always there to be her friends. Always there to make her smile everytime she looked up. Sure, her new friends kept her company, but they could never replace her childhood fascination.

There was only one thing, though, that she truly regreted, the one thing that made her cringe at being a unicorn.

The clouds have always been such a friend to the poor unicorn, but just how close could she get? She can never touch, never feel. She can only see them from afar, while the clouds stare back. She did not have wings. Sure, she had magic, but without flight she can never truly be satisfied.

She didn't simply want to be with the clouds. She wanted it to be just the two of them, her and her clouds. Their sky, nopony elses. She didn't want to be in public with the clouds, because that would be very weird. Not where other ponies can watch them.

Twilight had pegasi friends, such as Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy, but how can she get them to help without being found out? How about other ponies that enter the library, what will they think to her trapping clouds in her basement? All she could do is dream, every night. Its a miracle Princess Luna had not found her out yet, but what would she do if she did?

She remembered a single day especially, mostly because Zecora was being a bitch that day for some reason, but that is besides the point.

She spotted Rainbow Dash, was busting some clouds. Her job, in other words. Twilight watched her friend, quickly becoming mesmerized. Dash spots Twilight watching, and waves. Thinking Twilight was watching her, she sports a double backflip before landing right in front of her.

"Hey, Twilight!" Dash greets. "You like what you see?"

"D-Dash, I-I.." Twilight blurts. "Can I help?!"

Dash stares at her strangely, before breaking a grin. "Um, Twi? Since when did you have wings? Have you been watching too many redbull commercials lately?"

Twilight can only remember her shock afterwards, everything else was a blur.

She just new she did what she had to do that day, organizing the teams and making sure Winter Wrap Up went smoothly. And smoothly it went, for the most part. Yet, only little did it do to take her out of her stupor. She wanted to fly.

She continued to her home, to find Spike sitting next to the fire. Sleeping on ice in the winter is a horrible idea. I mean, who does that?

Well, as Spike was warming up, Twilight remembered clearly about her talk with Dash. How she can never do what pegasi like her do. Her wingless body can never compete with a body that light... strong... sexy... Wait where was I? Oh, yah!

Twilight never thought she could fly with her friends... No not Dash and Fluttershy. Screw them. We are talking about the clouds! She wondered, could she change her destiny? Maybe be a pegasus instead of a unicorn? But, but she can never give up magic, right? There is no hope. There is no way she could changer herself from a unicorn to a pegasus.

Then, for the briefest moment, she remembered about her mentor. Celestia was her name, wasn't it? Isn't she an alicorn or whatever?

Alicorn

Alicorn

Alicorn!!

An idea forming, a smirk grew on her face. A plan popped in her head, knowing it would work.

She would release Discord, have him carry out a contest with her and Celestia as contestants, with the winner getting the loser's wings! She didnt have wings, so she wouldn't have anything to lose! Then she would turn into an alicorn and be the new princess of Equestria! Then she would order all wings (except hers and Dash's, Fluttershy can go fuck herself) of ponies in Equestria to be clipped, rendering her alone in the skies with her clouds.

Before she got out the door, though, a book crashed in front of her from the top shelf. It was labeled "Destiny".

Is this the work of the god of gods, Morgan Freeman?

She flips through the first couple of pages, before reaching the first sentence: How to change your destiny. The same page hosted a spell of some sorts; the rest of the book being strangely empty. Well, she only wanted that one spell, anyway.

She read the spell carefully, to find it quite simple. She consentrated, magically energy gathering around her horn. A flash ilulminates the room, but nothing more.

Disappointed, she desided to donate the useless book to a unicorn orphanage, for ahe did not give a flaming fuck about the book anymore.

Later, she donated it to an Earth pony orphanage because she wanted the orphans to feel the same pain she was having, the pain of not having everything she wants.

She slept happily to the thought, some of her inner pains satisfied by her sadistic nature.

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[This part of the story takes place at episode 13 of Season 3, or the Magical Mystery Cure.]

Celestia did something to her. She felt violated, but didnt show it in fear of upsetting her master and showing signs of rebellion. She just gave Molestia her best smile, and landed.

What the fuck did she do me (this time)?

WINGS?!?!!

Twilight was an alicorn. A very horny alicorn, to add. At first, she thought it was that shitty spell she did back at last Winter Wrap Up, but apparantly she was wrong, as usual. Celestia said she made her to a shitty alicorn behind her back, and planned to do more shit later on that night. Oh godesses help.

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Present day

Twilight was coming back to ponyville, on her new wings, after her official ceremony to princesshood. The lack of clouds made it a very boring ceremony, in Twilights opinion.

After her little ceremony, she had asked if she could use Rainbow’s place for a bit. The mane six were going to stay in Canterlot for the remaining night to come, for it would be far too long to travel from Canterlot to Ponyville.

Rainbow agreed, but was a little skeptical about it, but she did not ask any questions, because she had good faith in Twilight and all.

When Twilight was about to fly back home, Celestia had asked why she was going back home so early. Twilight just gave a simple answer, of ‘everything is going to be just fine’ as she flew away from Canterlot.

Twilight had panicked, and did not know what to do. Therefore, she just did something random and went back to Ponyville. She was surprised that neither Celestia nor Luna went after her. Especially after what happened last night.

Twilight traveled to Ponyville and it took a while, but she eventually made it, and went to the clouds.

She basked in its pure glory. She jumped around o the clouds and flew through it too. She then said to the clouds, “Oh my friends. My wonderful friends. I am so happy to be here with you all. Now I just need to find the perfect cloud.”

Twilight did not just want any cloud of what she wanted to do with for her dream to come true. She searched and she searched, but almost gave up hope for the perfect cloud.

Then, she saw it. She had seen the perfect cloud. It was not too small, or too big. It had the perfect roundness to it, and it was not wide at all. Twilight fell in love with the cloud, and finally knew her dreams were coming true.

She then quickly went near the cloud; looked around, making sure no pony was watching her. When she saw everything was ok and no pony was there watching her, she quickly grabbed the cloud and went into rainbow’s place.

There, she went to her room and kept the cloud in Rainbow’s living room. She went to Dash’s room, grabbed some candles wherever she could find it at, and placed it in random places.

She then lit the candles, dimed the lights down, and made the bed, so it looked comfortable to be in. she then brought the cloud up stairs into the room, grabbed a music player, and put it near the bathroom door.

She then went into the bathroom, and ‘freshened up’ a bit, so she would look sexy what she was about to do.

She then slowly, sexually opened the door, to reveal herself. She then turned on the music, which just happened to have sexy music playing.

She looked at the cloud, with a big smile on her face. While this was happening, the cloud did not give a fuck about it, because it was a cloud and it just sat there on Dash’s bed. Twilight then said to the cloud, “I’ve been waiting for this moment cloud. I know you want me cloud. Get ready for all the fun we’re about to have.”

She then slowly, sexually walked up to the bed, and slowly got under the covered. She gently kissed the cloud.

She even slowly started to hump the cloud. She went slow, to fast, and started to bang the cloud. She trusted her pussy into the cloud, and she had a loud moan come out of her mouth.

She said, “Yes! Oh god Yes! You are a pro cloud!”

She then almost had a heart attack due to the pure pleasure she was having with the cloud. In addition, the cloud did not care because he was a cloud.

Twilight then said to the cloud, “Fuck me cloud! Fuck me as hard as you can! Fuck me to the heavens!”

At this point, Twilight was starting to get a little insane, for she was doing a whole bunch of sex techniques to the cloud. She gave it a blowjob, and a hoof job. Twilight even did the 69 with the cloud.

At one point, Twilight wanted to get wild and do a clever steamer, but did not feel like getting dirty with the cloud that night. The cloud did not care about what was happening to him, because he was a cloud.

Soon, Twilight was interrupted by Rainbow when she walked in. Rainbow had got a little too curious as to why Twilight left Cantorlot so early.

She snuck out at night, and went to check up on Twilight. When she entered her home, she heard moaning from up in her room. Rainbow was starting to get a little afraid of what was happening, and decided to go and check up on Twilight.

After Rainbow opened the door to reveal Twilight fucking a cloud, Twilight said to her, “You want to have a threesome?”

Rainbow gladly accepted the offer, and all three of them banged the entire night away. Soon, in the morning, all of them were sleeping and felt good about last night.

Soon, Rainbow and Twilight took a pregnancy test, and found out that the cloud impregnated them both. Soon, both Twilight and Rainbow had cloud babies, and the cloud did care, because he had to pay for child support now.

Soon, after the cloud babies were born, the cloud father was a drunken asshole, and was soon arrested by the cloud police, for being a bad father to the cloud children, while the mothers’s just horde themselves out.

As for the rest of Twilight’s friends, including Celestia and Luna, they decided to forget that any of that ever happened, because they did not know what the fuck just happened. The ponies then lived happily ever after.

The End.

Author's Note

UPDATED: Just to clarify why this exists. Ultmateus suggested it and did the editing. He's the one for the jokes, not me. And he's long gone too. Eh...

He talked me into doing this way back when, I let him do what he wanted with the first draft you could say, and he did what he did, I posted it, not many liked it despite him think many would see it as an improvement, end of story...

OLD:
I went through a lot of shit for this story. A lot of shit.

A lot of shit that wasn't even supposed to happen.