Alicornland

Have you ever seen her?

The pony who's mane is a dull, disgusting, shade of purple; with waxy highlights, that is always so straight nopony in the world could ever style it.

The pony who's hooves are dusty and dull from walking in the heat for so long. Who's coat is dull, dusty, and a strange light purple.

The pony who's eyes are a strange, odd, revolting shade of purple.

The pony who the meanest person in the world wouldn't call her ugly but wouldn't call her beautiful. Who has a strange slightly hunched posture( from years of poor posture one must presume).

Have you ever seen Twilight Sparkle?

I bet you have

Maybe you've even met her.

You probably just don't remember her.

For no one could ever remember Twilight, the Forgetta-pony.

At least not yet.