Kindness And Chaos

         Chapter One

Twilight means nothing to me. Absolutely NOTHING. I'm glad I snapped out of that phase I had for a couple years where I actually believed in this “magic of friendship” .  Of course, now I know two things for sure: One- twilight is a loser, and two- friendship is something that doesn't last. It also isn't important... and it is only a weakness. What I mean by that is: Well, say that you are playing a REAL  game of... I'll just use baseball.  Your really good friend is on the other team. You are pitching to your friend.... it's pretty hard to strike them out. Because you are thinking about how you guys are friends. Friendship is stupid. That's why I'm walking away from it. I know that twilight is moving away from here... and after tonight, I'm probably not going to ever see

Angrypie, Rarigreed, Unloyal dash, or Liarjack ever again. I mean, not that I care! Though it is very fun to pick on them. I fly as fast as I can towards Angrypie and flick her hair into her face. I love to tease these guys! They fall for it every time. That's why I can't go home without teasing them more. Angrypie blows her gray hair out of her face. “Hey, Angrypie!” I yell in her ear.  Her hair deflates just like it did when we were planning Pinkie's surprise birthday.  We had a lot of fun that day.... But that was the past, this is now. “ I'm not deaf, Flutterbrute! Ya don't need to scream!” Angrypie yells. “Now get out of my way! I don't wanna see ANY of you. EVER AGAIN!”

“Funny of you to say that! Because I was just thinking the exact same thing.” I reply.

“Funny?” Angrypie yells. “What's so funny, huh? WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?!”

“I'm laughing at you. Ha-ha-ha-hahaha.” I just know  she will be angry if I say that.

“GRRRRRRRR..... do you know who I am? I'M PINKAMINA THE KILLER!!! I'd watch your back, Flutterbrute!” She threatens.

“I know.” I say, casually walking away. “I'm going to go see Rarigreed. Have a nice day, Pinhead!”

“And you too, Flutterbrute! I hope you are pretty happy, because I'm gonna come to your cottage tonight... WITH A KNIFE!” Angrypie shouts at me as I leave. I stop and turn around.

“Good luck with that, loser. Because my house happens to be floating right now.” I laugh.

Angrypie stares at me with the most hateful expression I've ever seen. I bet that if she did have a knife... she would be using it.

Like I said, teasing is so fun! After talking to Angrypie, I go and see Liarjack and Rarigreed.  Liarjack is no fun to tease... she can come up with snappy comebacks just as fast as I can. Rarigreed however... is a different story. After making fun of Rarigreed and her stupid rock, I stomp on the flowers by my neighbor's house and then go home. I slam open the door and the animals in my house go wild with fright.  I laugh and then lay on the couch. “Someone needs to get me something to drink...OR ELSE!” I scream. A frightened squirrel  runs into the kitchen and comes out with a lemonade. I stare at the squirrel as it offer me the drink. “Fine. If this is all we have, then so be it...”  I say, snatching the pink lemonade from the squirrel. I tip my head up and look at the fireplace. Above it is a little shelf that has picture frames and little souveniers  on it. A couple of years ago, the shelf had only pictures of animals on it... now it is filled with pictures of me and my friends going on different adventures, and laughing.

I get up and walk slowly toward the picture frames... the more I gaze into them, the more weak I feel. There is a picture of Twilight and I holding Philomena, the princesses pet. There is a picture of all of us at Sweet Apple Acres, drinking apple cider. There is a shiny, gold frame of all of us on pet playdate day... I'm standing next to angel bunny. I look down. Angel is looking straight up at me with the biggest, saddest eyes I have ever seen. Slowly, I start to turn back to my normal colors. Shimmering, my hooves start to turn yellow. Color creeps up my body until I am fully pink and yellow. I look down at angel and hug him. “I'm so sorry!” I say, beginning to cry. “I'm so sorry...”