Tea for you.

by PrincessLunas Assistant

10. Other ways...

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Luna smiles down at me and strokes my head. "Sleep well?"

I start to laugh and then just shrug. "It was an interesting sleep to say the least." Luna and I laugh together and then she rolls off of me. As she gets out of bed I take notice of the fact that she's wearing her mane in long pony-tail. I feel a slight pang of anxiety as I remember the letter from Celestia.

"Hey, Black Stripe?" Luna asks as she turns around to meet my eyes. "Do you want to go out for breakfast? Or would you rather stay here for a time?"

I shrug once again and just sit up slightly. "I'll cook." I say with a slight grin.

Luna's smile doubles and as she walks out she calls back. "I'll make coffee for now."

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I sipped my coffee while eggs sizzled before me. I smile down at them and then look over towards the white bathroom door and feel a pang of panic. Luna had been in there for ten minutes now, there was no flush yet, no shower turned on either. I grind my teeth a bit while just staring at the bathroom door, oh how I wish I had x-ray vision. Or at the very least hear Luna call out in an annoyed tone "I should never had touched those beans!". Sadly I was given no such luck. I added a little cheese to the pan of scrambled eggs and then stirred it in thoroughly.

I look back up the bathroom hoping to hear a fart or flush or some sort. Again, no such luck on my part. I sigh and hope with all my heart Luna doesn't walk out and claim that she will be eating for two this morning. I grind my teeth once again. I make a descent amount of money but not enough to support foals of any sort. Unless that sort is 'Non existent", of course. I stir the eggs again and then simply let them sit now. I shut off the burner on the stove and watch the eggs, lathered in cheese, cool down. Finally a noise is heard from the bathroom. It was the sound of the door opening....

I look to my left and my mouth drops like a brick on a planet with three hundred times Equestria's gravitational pull. Luna steps out in a white nurses outfit. It's a tad short on her and the little cap is way out of proportion but most of the outfit was like that by intention. Luna simply steps out of the bathroom, make up adorned on her face in one of best ways possible. A violet shade of lipstick was glistening across her mouth. A similar shade of purple eyeshadow nearly blended in with her skin-tone but stood out enough to be subtle yet noticeable.

I want to smile and guide her back to the bedroom but enough is enough. "We.....we need to talk." I say trying to avert my eyes.

"You're darn right we do! You missed your...checkup." She says with a wink, slyly strutting towards me.

"No Luna....seriously. We need to talk about something..." I say still trying to avert my eyes.

She notices that I have withheld my enthusiasm regarding her outfit and replaced it a grim tone and expression. She comes closer to me and raises my chin with one hoof to meet her eyes. "What's wrong? I figured I'd have a dog humping my leg with this outfit instead of my little Black Stripe."

"I got a letter from Princess Celestia last night..." I begin. I'm quickly cut off by Luna.

"Is she telling you to break up with me? I specifically told her not to butt into my personal buisness! Oh this is so like 'Tia I get something or someone good and she comes in and tries to ruin it! She'll probably just ask you out herself, you know. She's just jealous of us and wants you for herself! Luna shouts in an annoyed tone. She stalks over to the fridge and rears up, then gives the door a dent in frustration.

"Luna! She's not telling me to break up with you!" I respond in a raised voice. "If anything she was kinda happy for you and I. She simply had some....concerns; she wants us to be careful during our....love making. She said in the letter that you were on somesort of....heat cycle. She told me you're were more romantic, emotional, and even fertile at the moment and well.....I just can't afford nor do I want at the moment: a foal." I say truthfully.

Luna looks away. "I-I....should have told you." She mumbles then she lets out a sigh. "I was trying ot be careful but at the moment...I just can't help myself! You are akin to a narcotic, Black Stripe!" She says with a laugh then she gives me a kiss on the cheek and whispers. "I love you very much....if you wish: I can hold in my sexual needs until this heat cycle is over. We can-"

"Three years without sex? Luna I couldn't do that and I'm not going through a 'heat cycle'. There has to be a better solution." I say with a sigh.

Now it has come to my attention that most of you readers have these plastic 'condoms' available. Those were never invented nor shall they ever be in Equestria. The reason behind this is: (No other pony will tell you this) Equestrians really...really enjoy sex. They had tried using 'condoms' or a variant of them but the masses decided the security wasn't worth the lack of enjoyment.

"Well if you don't want to simply go cold turkey then maybe we could use other methods or ways for the 'deed'." She looks back at her toosh and reaches back; giving it a slight rub. "I think we could have fun with the other ways too." She says with a wink.

I smile. "That could work." I say wrapping a hoof around her and pulling her in for a kiss.

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