Galascat galore

Author notes: Certain words  in this story  such as "gouchentile" and "bumb" are  spelled incorrectly on purpose   for  a humor effect

Jiahn the vertically challenged lisp boy and fluttershy woke up to the sounds of the cocks  blasting  heavy metal music with  satanic verses  such as "kill the ponies and eat their labias" and "dont  kiss them on the lips kiss them on the on tits" this made fluttershy increase in moisture  between her  gouchentile (btw she has two vaginas). As Jiahn walked out of the hay stack that he had just plowed fluttershy in  he let out a soft toot, a toots  that implied that he loved to take it in the  bumb  since the toot was so  remarkably lose sounding.

Fluttershy's tits  were covered in caca. jiahn asked  " yo fluttershy why them tities be full of caca"

fluttershy excalimed " well  jiahn, theres shit all over the gala"

jiahn asked ," why?"

" well because apple jack did allot of meth she shot pcp into her eye balls and shat on everypony  with her taint"

"how much poop" asked jiahn in his homo erectile gay boy lips,

"So much poop  that germany exploded"

"whats germany ?" asked jiahn.

"shut the fuck up   you know what germany is you fat fuck" said fluttershy  in a disgusted grunt bitch voice

"Hi  everypony! how was the gala? i didnt get to go because since you assholes left  i had to take care of being the biggest bitch in denmark  all by my self!" said Rarity

"Oh hai rarity its been such a long time since ive seen your pink bitch tits and   disgusting frosting ears how  goes the human skin  tailor shop? i heard you  ate your cat. i find that to be a very good thing since i hate cats unless they are eating my penis out   . i am a gigantic faget who loves dick. the dicks i crave are over twenty thousand feet long and only ten inches wide,rarity .  Screamed jiahn while  grazing his corn hole gently with his thumb and   ring finger.

By this  time  there was shit every where , not only at the gala but also  in the river the flows through pony ville making all of the homeless horses very sick. eventully  a term was adopted  news papers began to be called  mayer mayor blankets because every time  homeless ponies would complaine about all the poop  she would just leift a hoof and shit on them more  while hoofing her vaginal creece harder then she ever had before  because  this shit  was THE SHIT.

Anyway,back to the story.

after meeting up with rarity jiahn had an autistic  fit  when he he noticed that rarity was giving birth and form her vagina  came   two half human half pony autistic babies that grew up to shit  on all of Pearth (pony earth)

sometimes when  ponies think back to how  stupid jiahn was  for  fucking a bitch horse they  say shit

like dang why coudlnt he have had just gone back to fucking   fat bitches like nurse sweetheart and ms cake,

but no he had to  fuck that one  white chick that everyone secretly talks shit about and wishes they could shit on for being the biggest bitch  in all of Tamriel . not even the high elves   are as stuck up as this bitch.

seven years later jiahn wakes up to find what that the autistic babies have had babies of their  own , these babies grew up to be connan obrian  and david letterman   who killed their parents when they made a  deal with  King Sombra (pony satan) to  take all the poop of  pearth   witht he price of  their autistic parents lives.

jiahn was  the kind of  boy who would tug on his weiner  when ever he saw  splotches of poop on walls.

jiahn saw  splotches of poop on the wall of  celestias  castle  and began to  tug vigorously.

"oh my   these cement walls are burning my cockle with sexual pleasure how could  i ever stop being such a gignatic faget "

*splotch* *plump* Kanshig*

suddenly  jiahn was on the floor  and his  ass was  in the air  as if  it was waiting for  a monster cock to explode inside it

but no monster cock would come,  what would come though was  fluttershy hung over ass singing  nursery rhymes  about   her wounder years  while high on   left over crack particles and jenkum,

"oh , how i love  it when dicks fill my butt . when they're in my throat i giggle like a cuuuuunt" -giggle like  cunt

and many other equestrian favorites

suddenly  jiahn  felt like his life  was no longer in check, like he didnt belong in this world full of ponies.

this of course  is  a  stupid  thought because  hes been living in equstria as a human for like fucking what 20 years and NOW and hes just begginning  to wounder why hes the only god dang human .

anyway the story ends like this.

ponyville becomes its own independent communist nation and seceded  from equestria

raping and pillaging go on for like seventeen years  and no one really knows why.

jiahn becomes president  of  ponyville and  gigantic posters of his fagget face are hung up  witht he words

" our faget leader" in bold print

fluttershy dies of cum overdose induced by large amounts of cum entering her vaginal clit

rarity becomes so overwhelmed by her genital  generosity  that she donates her inner and outer labia  and dies of dysentery

pinky pie was never in the story because shes a dyke and the only one of the mane six  with a tub

twilight sparkle is mexican and no one gives a shit about her new wings because they are dicks

rainbow dash needs to be 20% less of a dyke , she turned my six year old daughter into a lesbian

she  fucks  little girls in the bathroom now because rainbow dash is her idol  and i cant do anything about it because   shes a dyke ,

Celectia  dicdes to do porn   because  since she cant be a leader any more  shes a useless bitch  that does nothing but teach little ponies how to properly treat friends. liek friends ever did anything for anyone.

twilights shitty dress from that one episode  died because i killed it.

Sometimes  the best virtues are the virtues that go unoticed.

like slappin' some titties every now and again.

when jiahn returned to earth via auto erotic asphyxiation he took the first set of titties  and slapped them rite in the tip of the mountain.

THE END.

PS:I HATE MY SELF AND I WANT TO DIE