THE PONYVILLE INCIDENT

DOCUMENT PV-005

RECOVERED FROM PRINCESS CELESTIA'S CHAMBERS, DAYS AFTER P.V.I.

TOP SECRET

Journalist: Okay, Wind Chaser here. Testing, testing, one two three. Okay, the recorder is working. I am going to hide this under my wing when I go to interview Princess Celestia about the Ponyville Incident, and then I am going to leave it in her bedroom somewhere. Hopefully I can get the scoop on the entirety of the incident.

Wind Chaser: Hello, your royal highness.

Princess Celestia: Hello, Wind Chaser, was it? I know that you are going to want to interview me about the Ponyville Incident.

Wind Chaser: Yes, how did you know?

Princess Celestia: That is all anypony in Equestria wants to interview me about. It's the biggest story since the Cutie Pox outbreak in the Paleopony Period.

Wind Chaser: So, Question One: The public wants to know why you placed the magical bubble over Ponyville. Didn't you think there was a chance those ponies could be saved?

Princess Celestia: Well...I...I did what I had to...to protect the rest of Equestria from the parasprites. If I...If I hadn't done so, well, who knows what could have happened to the rest of Equestria....I...don't want to talk about this anymore.

Wind Chaser: But, that was only the first question!

Princess Celestia: I am sorry, but I am going to have to ask you to leave the Palace. Guards, escort this young filly out.

Guard: Yes Princess Celestia. This way ma'am.

THE RECORDER CAN BE HEARD DROPPING TO THE GROUND. PARTS OF THIS RECORDING HAVE BEEN OMITTED, AS THEY ARE MOSTLY SILENCE AND WHITE NOISE.

PRINCESS CELESTIA CAN BE HEARD PACING BACK AND FORTH IN HER CHAMBERS.

Princess Celestia: I...I don't know...why..why? I am so sorry Ponyville. I am sorry Cheerilee, Carrot Top. I am sorry Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity. I am sorry....Twilight Sparkle....

PRINCESS CELESTIA CAN BE HEARD SOBBING UNCONTROLLABLY.

Princess Celestia: There...there was a way I could have saved them...all of them, oh, but it wouldn't have been possible! Yes, yes it would have Celestia. You should have saved Ponyville. You should have-

IT IS ASSUMED HERE THAT THE HARD DRIVE FILLED, THE DEVICE RECORDED FOR OVER 3 DAYS.

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