Rarity's Revenge: Wrath of the Semen God
Rairity cried as she neeled over the open casket of her former lover: Spyke. He has been the best lover that she had evur scene. Unfortuantely for ehed he diead. Everpony in the mane six missed him because he aws their sexy pimp lover dragon man. But no he was dead. Deader that dead he was so dead that he was dead dead. the deade louk on him face made Twitlight cry out; remembering the first tim that she has had glorious wonderful pony dragon sex with him Raingo bash was on the verge of drinking, and Pinkies mine hung limp ovur her face as she held a knife and was cutting herself because that is what Pinkie does when she is sad is cut ponies because that one story about cupcakes.
“Rairitea what will we do spike is dead now what?” Fluttershy said because she didn’t know about all of spike’s sexy shennagins because nobody told her because nobody loves her ever. Its kind of sad really because shes probably really cool or somethinmg but everpony hates her because she’d a hepless btic Everybony wishes that she had a better character or something because she would be real hot, but everypony has to ignor her.
“Id on’t know I miss him somuch” Twilight said not knowing what to do.
Nobody else said anything hbecause one of them is important is the story. Even Fluttershy and Twilike but they talked because they don’t likesten to narrfator rulse and sautf.Rairita siad “I kno waht I must do I must go get revcenge against the semen god this is his, fault!?! That’s a good idea.’
Raritay jumpeded up and walked to the caurousol bouty to get her stuf ebcause it wald be a long journey that she would go on? The semen god was a being so pur whiteness and sexiness that could only be defeated through the sexiest of means. She crabbed all of her super kinky unicorn sex stuff because she is an MAGICAL SECY UNICRON OF AWESOME! The somen gud could already be shaking in his boots looking an her super sexy as and shit yo!
*1 week later*
She had be journaying wor a long time now (Like a week b ut she doesn’t know that she doesn’t have awatch so come on what is she time wizard or something?) And then she came acrose a big woodan brigge. There was a big suscly guadian blocking the way but rairity walking right up to him. “You there guardin let me pass now or die?” she cried our pulling aseverly lacerabed dildo out of her saddle bags. “No I will now have a sex battle with you if you win you can bass” the guarddian said.
Okay, Rarity grab big man boner and sucky. The guardian was like ah you’r” Too hot! and then he exploded because rarity was justt so sexy. Did I mention his pody was made of phospahte so the heat made him combust or some shit? Iether way he was a one-jump chump who rarity killed with sheer sexual skillz so she went on the bride. The semen god was watching her the whole time and sent some big vulture swan bird shit after her.
“Oh noes!’ Cried Rarity as it grabbed her and pinned her down. It shoved its huge boner RAPTER PENISS inside of her. She was like “ah it feels so good I’m going to come” and the bird penetrated her so hard that she cummed. But whe nshe cuumed it wasn’t normal cum but it was lava cum because rearity is fucking hot SHE IS FUCKING HOT IS YOU DON’T THINK SO GO DIER! And the the bird was like “ah my PEnis?” and it melted and he died from lack of sex. (Yes vulture raptor birs must have sex every ten seconds to survive didn’t you know that?)
Then she walked for 3 more days until she came to the semen god’s lair. It was pure whit made of pure hardened semen that the semen god had ejaculated everywhere after having sex with his earlier victims. The air smiled with sweat and sexy sauceand smelled really bad. She busted down the door with her GAINATIC DILDO OF SUPER JUSTICE KILLING AT LEAST 70 GURADS! But then 3 big guards took her to the dungeon and had sex with her for fice hours.
That’s okay though because shhe destroyed the whole dugneon wit a powrful super orgasm blast of power. The sex slaves ran free. Im coming for you Raity yelled to the high tec h security cameras everywhere. Then she blew up the rest of the guards and nocked scon the door to the semen kings lair. I have found you? Shwo me your moves fight!
*Battle sequance begine*
“I will defeat you with my sexuale powers” Rarity yelled! “Now you won’t I will destory you!” yelled the semen king. Rarity grabbed him and started sucking his dick. It did a total of 69% damage hah 69. Noooooooo! yelled the semen king. Rarity finished by fucking the shit out of him and then he exploded in a huge pile of semen.
Some of his magical white juice flew all the way back to Spike’s open caskete funerale and he swallowed it. “Im alive agian?” All of the main six hugged him accept Fluttershy. He pushed her away and said fukc you “bitch nobody cares about you and shit!”
Rarity teleported ack to the group now covered in the semen gods magical semen.which allowed her magical powers to be enhanced! “Spike you/re alive!” she cried out kissing him on the mouth but he couldn’t repond because she was covering his mouth! “Yeah we should celebrate” Twilight said, we should have an orgyu or some shit! So then they all had sex and tied Fluttershy to a tree because she loves trees. They make her horny or some shit.
They had sex all through the night and then they became a big orgy group that had sex all the time. Except Fluttershy. But Spik always loved Hairity the most because she is his one tru pony love and none of the others could match her although Rainblow Dish and Applesnack are both almost equally as sexy. Maybe they’ll get ehir own story?
*3 months later*
Spike and Rarity ended up getting married in the end. They decided that the huge orgy group wasn’t working, and that the others should go out and find their own relationships. Why? Because fuck you, that’s why. Anyway, Rainbow Dash and Applejack found relationships right away, Twilight and Pinkie did after, but nobody ever loved Fluttershy. You know, I actually feel kind of bad now for Fluttershy. Scratch that, she fell in love with Vinyl Scratch. Vinyl Scratch makes any relationship redeemable.
They all lived happily ever after. Until Rarity became the semen queen...
To be continued?
