The rustling of the jimmies.
so once apion a time, ther was a magical land called equestria, and many magical poniesz lived there. one ppne in particular was asngry that day in the equestria, an she was really FCKNG PSSED!! "you man who downloaded all this shit on my computer, twalingt sparkle sed,spike the magical retard drug dragon waked downstarss an then he said" twilight i was the one that downloaded all the shit on your comuper because im a fucking ASS" spike exclaimed.twilight then broke his face o and decided to see pinky pai, probably to steal his stash of crack cocaine.
"yo panki pie" twilight said, there is a "werid pone outside trying tho sell dildoesss". Pinkie, as an entrepener of dildoes, decided to bust a cap in his ass and steel his dlidoes.and then twilight stole pinkies drugs, she could probably give it to FLOTeershy, she thot. so she went to fluttershaishouse and twilit was all ike you fluttah shy a h galskgnyofloersaijjjjjjhbgadsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatgfrvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
(There was a lot of garbage here. I think I fell asleep here.)
Yeah, that's pretty much all that was written, I assure you no illegal drugs or alcohol were used in the making of this piece of