Spike, at the age of 15 years, was a true magnet for the mares, he had the looks & the personality, he was also a loved member of the community. He would always fight off the advances of the other mares, because there is only one who he knows will accept his feelings for all the hard work he's done for her on the past years & the times he's rescued her from certain doom, whether it was something little like finding her missing ribbon, to something medium like getting Opal to stop chasing after Angel Bunny, or something big like fighting changelings who tried to kill Rarity by disguising themselves as her family! Now was the as good as a time as ever to finally do this! To confess his feelings for the one he lovers. Spike loved Rarity more than anypony, well accept for his mom Princess Twilight Sparkle, but that doesn't matter, what matters now, is that Spike rung the doorbell & Rarity answered it! She looked at the bouquet of her favorite flowers in one hand, a heart shaped box of chocolates in the other, Spike was wearing the bow tie Rarity made him in the episode: "Owl's Well That Ends Well" & the hat Ms.Cheerilee gave him in the episode: "Secret of my Excess". Rarity knew now was the time to break his heart.

"(Oh-no, guess it's time to end this silly little crush, hope he's tough enough to endure this kind of pain!)" Rarity thought.

"Rarity...I-I wanted to ask you if..." Rarity then cut him off by putting a hoof to his mouth.

"No, sorry Spike darling, I can't, we're of the different species, and I'm afraid you are too young for me & I'm too old for you! I appreciate you've waited so long, but this silly crush has got to stop..." Rarity rambled on for 5 more minutes. Spike's tears were too much to bare, so he ran as fast as his strong muscular body would allow & that would be FAR away from the carousel boutique. "Hope you understand Spike...Spike, where did you go darling?" She never even noticed that Spike left her wile she was talking.

Spike sat down on the park bench sobbing, but that's when a stallion came by.

"Woah Spike, you seem very upset, what's wrong?" He asked

"Rarity rejected me dad, she rejected me after I spent 6 years of my life trying to make her feel the same feelings I had for her! I wanted her to love me but it just wasn't meant to be!" Spike answered

"Spike... don't lose hope, every mare in this town wants to date you bro, you'll probably get over that bitch in a week!"
Said Flash Sentry

"I guess your right, thanks dad!" Spike said. Spike got off the bench & started flying!

"Go get 'em kid, & stop calling me dad!"

"As long as you're married to my mom, Twilight Sparkle, I wont stop calling you dad, dad!"

"(Ah, the pain, I don't see him as my son, so why does he continue to do that?)" he thought

Spike walked through the market area & all the mares turned their heads to him, they all locked on their target and then...
THEY ALL CHARGED RIGHT AT HIM!!!

"Oh, this was a bad idea!" he said as he closed his eyes & stood still while a stampede of 72 mares, 23 teenage mares, 2 cows and I think I saw Zecora the zebra run right at him, well the pegasi flew but that's when...

*bam* *bam* *bam* *martial arts to deadly to be shown on T.V.* *slam* *wham* *Ka-blam* * A beating to deadly to even be described on radio!*

Spike opened his eyes, then removed his hands from his face, a dust cloud was in front of him, the cloud showed a pile of girls, all down for the count! On top of the pile was the winner! A yellow teen filly with a red mane and a big red bow on it!

"Ah, Applebloom!" Spike looked in fear, Applebloom was one of his close friends that he friend zoned! Applebloom was way & I mean WAY to straight forward with her feelings for Spike, that she actually scares the shit out of him! Here's how much she felt for him: She would stalk him & wait for the right moment to strike, then pounce on him & start assaulting his face with her extreme affection! At times when Spike thought he was alone eating a whole pie, after one blink of his eyes, he would find himself eating Applebloom's 'pie' if you know what I mean! Spike would be given hyper obvious & I mean hyper like Hyper Sonic that Applebloom wanted Spike inside her! In fact, as I remember, she even stole Spike's 1st kiss, by force though! Shit, she was so close to fucking him under her favorite apple tree, but Spike was able to pry Applebloom right off & run like tartarus! Anyway, Applebloom jumped off the crowd & walked over to claim her much awaited prize!

"Wah howdy Spahk, could yah please come to Sweet Apple Acres, Ah got a nice outfit Ah jus' know ya are gonna lahk! she said

"Okay Applebloom." "(That's strange, none of the usual face attacks, tight hugs and making me eat her 'pie'?)"
He thought, wondering what will await him once they made it to applebloom's home! But Spike was as brave as Celestia's bravest knight, in fact, Spike was Celestia's bravest knight! Despite being in fear of Applebloom!

Later...

"Yee-haw! Spahk, yew look lahk an actual cowpony!" Applebloom said she jumped once.

"I look like Woody from Toy Story!" Spike said in an unamused voice with a matching expression on his face.

"Aw shucks Spahk, learn tah take a compliment from yo marefriend!"

'Marefriend?" Spike asked while blushing

Applebloom was so close to Spike, that only half a centimeter separated their lips from each other! "hey, I already said it & looks like I'm going to have to say it again! Your friend zoned!" Spike yelled!

"Ah'll say it once mo if ah have tah, AH DON'T CARE, AH LOVE YEW SPAHK!!! Also, I heard 'bout what happaned between yew & Rarity! Ah heard she said no!" She yelled! "Now, yur mine!" Applebloom pinned Spike down & nuzzled him! "Mah family wont be back in another 2 hours. tahm to make yah mine!"

Spike closed his eyes expecting all her usual displays of affection, except he thought in his head that it would be 100,000,000 times as strong, but no, Applebloom got off of him & pulled him into the kitchen, where she showed Spike, her cooking skills, then presented Spike a meal! Spike ate the meal, and when he finished...

"Tastes great A.B.!" he said "(strange, I thought I'd either be out by now with a knockout potion, or she used some aphrodisiac to make me feel real horny, or a love potion making fall for her!)" he thought.

"Yah really think so? That's great, so when we get married, yew can come home to great food!" She joyously said

"I'm already a skilled chef applebloom, you don't have to trouble yourself." he said.

Applebloom then walked Spike to the living room where she hoofed Spike a rubber glove. You get it right, instead of handing him a glove, she hoofed him one? So Spike put the glove on & rubbed the wall, coffee table, lamp shade, T.V. window, and couch, then checked his finger.

"Not a spot!" he said.

"Eeyup, if we get married, you'd come home to a clean house everyday!" Applebloom said, knowing this time, that she has won, or did she?

"I'm already a skilled cleaner but look at this! You surely didn't earn your cutiemark for housework, art & detail just for no reason I can tell you that!"

Applebloom blushed a little, but then pulled Spike into her bedroom.

"Oh yeah? Well check dis out, Ah've designed mah own line of clothes that Rarity says Ah'll get big bits for once I've sold dem tah Hoity Toity! Ah can provide for our family stead of yew!"

"I already doing just fine with my job at the libr-" He was cut off!

"SPAHK!!!" She yelled "Come-on, jus' gimme a chance, Ah jus' want yah tah love me!"

"Applebloom, you're an amazing mare, but I don't deserve somepony like you, we may be the same age, but we're of 2 different species! That's the only obstacle that's preventing my love for you, sorry!" Spike was about to run out of the house sobbing again, but before he could shed that 1st tear while taking his 1st steps towards the door's direction, applebloom grabbed his right hand! Spike turned & saw Applebloom's sincere face.

"Ah don't care 'bout dat, as long as we got each other, then nuttin' will git in our way!" she explained with a loving eyes!

"Oh Applebloom!" he said as he pulled her in for a hug! "Your always so sweet! I love you!" He then kissed her & she kissed back! They hugged as tightly as they could, but Spike stopped after hearing a faint cracking!

"Oh. I'm so sorry, are you alright?" He asked with a worried look on his face

"Don't fret none, Ah'm alright!"

The 2 looked into each other's eyes

"I'm sorry for running from you for so long, when I should've instead been running towards you!" Spike said

"Aww Spahk, Ah luve yah too! Ah can't believe it took you a whole 6 years to realize that Ah was one the one for you!"

"Heh, well I'm no exception to men being so oblivious!" he said. Wait, oblivious means being unaware you dunce donk dummy!

The new couple then kissed each other again while hugging, but than the front door opened.

"What the hay?" Applejack said in a surprised tone! "Spahk, why are yah dressed like Woody from Toy Story, making out with my sis?" She asked

"Sis, Ah thought ya wouldn't be back in another 30 minutes!" Applebloom said in another surprised tone!

"The pardy was cancelled on account dat Gilda trahd gettin' revenge on Dash, but me & Pinkie backed Rainbow up & showed that griffon the door by showing her who's dah boss before she put that magical charm on Dash, that would make her betray us! But now I come home tah see my sis in the arms of Spahk?" "Well, you see A.J., me & Applebloom are in lo..." he was cut-off.

"Yee-haw,! Yew are so lucky, sugarcube, Ah was 'bout tah make yew love Applebloom! Ah was so close to goin' to the gun shed, grabbing pa's gun, & forcing yew 2 tah be together! So close!" Applejack horrified the 2, she was smiling while talking about threatening to kill Spike, that's kind of something they'd expect form Pinkie Pie! Damn, Spike went 7 shades paler from hearing that! "now, if ya'll will excuse me, Ah gotta go force Twi tah let yew move in here with us!"

"What?"

"Now, Ah expect yah tah cum inside my little sister after we return, okay, love you 2, have fun bah!"

*The door slamming shut!*

"Tee-hee" Applebloom leaned down & unbuckled Spike's belt & unzipped his pants.

"Applebloom? What are you..." he was cut-off, as soon as pleasure went through his body because of Applebloom sucking on his dragon cock!

"We'll become one...big...happy family! Me, yew, Granny, Winona, Applejack, Big Mac, Cheerilee, and let's not forgit, Applejack's husband Caramel, plus Big Mac & Cheerilee's 11 month old foal along wit' A.J. & caramel's 3 year old twins, plus the hybrid child we'll create! Oh, I bet Twilight & Flash Sentry will just love tah be having grandchildren!" Applebloom explained! she then continued to suck on Spike's penis. Spike moaned because it felt so good, better then when he 1st imagined how his 1st time would feel like!

Meanwhile at the Golden Oaks Library's front door, Applejack, Caramel, A.J.'s daughters, Big Macintosh, Cheerilee, & Granny Smith all prepared their shotguns!

"i have a question, how come we need these, can't you just ask her to let Spike live with us?" Asked Caramel.

"Honey, do yah realize how close those 2 are? Twilight wont give up Spahk without a fight, now let's do this!"

*knock* *Knock*

"Good evening, how may I- AH! HOLY SHIT FRESH FROM PRINCESS CELESTIA'S ASS!!!" Twilight screamed in extreme fear. I mean, come on, I bet even you'd have a big reaction to having 5 guns or more pointed right at you!

"Give us all of Spike's belongings, he's staying with us for now on! I'm expecting him to give Applebloom 1 or 2 Spike jr.'s when we get back!" Applejack said

"WHAT!?" said Twilight "Okay, but 1st oh honey!"

"Yes Twi?" Asked Flash Sentry

"We're going to be grandparents!"

"I told you, I don't see Spike as my son!"

"Yes, you are, as long as your married to me, Spike is your son, just accept him, besides, soon, there are going to be kids calling you grandpa!" Twilight said, kissing Flash Sentry's cheek! "Alright, take all of Spike's things!"

"Thank ya kindly for your cooperation!"

Meanwhile...

Spike finally came in A.B.'s mouth & now the real party shall begin!

"Did somepony say party?" Asked Pinkie Pie

"No. now get out of here I'm trying to narrate!" I said with an annoyed face.

"Aww, your no fun!" Pinkie said, as she exited my living room!

"Wait, let's go to your room Applebloom!" Spike suggested! Applebloom agreed, then the 2 lovers raced to Applebloom's bedroom.

"Welcum to our love nest." Applebloom said very seductively.

"Clever!" He said back.

1st, he removed his Woody costume then, Spike went and lied down on the bed, then Applebloom followed & sat on top of Spike, where the mare's marehood, was facing the drake's dragonhood! Applebloom raised herself & then...slammed that thing right in, where the both of them screamed moans of delight & pleasure, Applebloom went up & down repeatedly, picking up speed every 10 seconds and Spike only made it faster & harder by grabbing her flank moving his arms up & down as well! their noises were enough to awaken that angry neighbor you have, you know who I'm talking about, but they silenced each other by kissing, their tongues coiled around each other! after 3 minutes, that position got boring, so they switched & Spike was now on top of Applebloom. Spike thrust his 'sword' into her 'sheath'! Applebloom wrapped her legs around Spike's hips, and that made Spike. after 7 minutes they finally...

"I'M CUMMING!!!" They both cried out as the family returned with Spike's stuff!

"Woo! Dat sure tired me ou', what 'bout yew Spahk?"

"Even though it was my 1st time, I enjoyed every second of it, especially because it was with you Applebloom." "(Wow, she looks prettier in the moonlight!)"

"It was mah 1st time & I enjoyed it too!" Applebloom replied

The 2 cuddled & kissed, then shared the toiler when they had to piss (Lol)! Sorry, just thought I'd put in a funny rhyme.

"TMI dude!" Pinkie Pie said.

"I thought I told you to get lost!" I said in an annoyed voice

"Hey, don't yell at me, those area 51 guys, are looking for me!"

"Then go back to your world through the television!"

"Okie doki lokie!" Pinkie said, as she turned on the T.V. changed the channel to the HUB & when Friendship is Magic showed, she jumped in & was back at her world!"

Months later...
"Oh Flash Sentry, I'm so happy for our son, they grow up so fast!" Twilight said, while her cheek was against Flash Sentry's cheek.

"So, do you finally accept me as your son? Do you dad?"

"Oh yeh, dat's right, Flash Sentry, your now my Father-in-law! So now, I'll be calling yah dad as well!" Applebloom pointed out!

"AH! STOP! CALLING ME DAD SOMEHOW PHYSICALLY HURTS ME!!!"

*Bitch slap*

"Quiet, your gonna wake the babies!" said nurse red heart.

"Sorry."

Later in the Golden Oaks Library where a small party was being held...

"Why does it hurt when I call you dad?" Asked Spike

"Stop it! If you do I'll call you son, is that okay, son?" He asked

"Ah! That hurt dad!" "(Wow, is that what he's feeling when I do that to him?)"

"AH!" That hurt son!" "(Oh, this twerp is going down!)"

"Grr.." They both growled!

"DAD!"
"SON!"
"DAD!"
"SON!"
"Quit it dad!"
"You 1st son!"

Twilight Sparkle & Applebloom giggled at the family feud Spike & Flash Sentry were having.

"Good luck with my Spike!" Said Princess Twilight Sparkle.

"No worries, good luck with Flash Sentry." Applebloom replied

THE END/FIN

Now get lost!

Author's Note

I wonder if you guys can notice where I didn't capitalize the A in Applebloom's name in some parts! I didn't capitalize it 3 times, that should be an interesting search game for you! Yes, the Son & Dad thing, is a reference to an episode of Clannad After Story!