It's been a few months since a failed attempt at making a new spaghetti sauce turned out to have a secondary effect. The addicts called it Pon-E, most likely because users were transformed into technicolor ponies for 12 glorious hours at a time. Because of the narcotic behavior of the substance, however, Pon-E is of dubious legality. This is a story of what happens when the law tries to get between a pony and his fix.

[pov warning: 2nd person]