the adventures of the not-so mane 6

by GNSLNGR

Rating: teen
Tags: Adventure, Human
Length: 2485

3 friends enter eqeustria but the mane 6 are nowhere to be found so they seek the help of they're favorite ponies

Nate had always been crazy but him and his friends did something Insane. Nate created an
inter-dimensional portal and dragged his friends Tristen and Jacob along he enters equstria but the mane 6 are no where to be found so the seek help from the doctor.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-04-06 07:35:11 UTC

trans-dimensional wibbly wobblyness

Nate had figured it out. The key to dimensional travel. it wasn't some sort of slip-space thing or a... thing with a lot of explosions. it was just really and I mean REALLY loud sounds converging on one point the sound waves mess with the oxygen atoms. Well anyway all he had to do now was call Tristan and Jacob. they were basically his best friends plus they had been wondering what was in his garage for the past 6 months. Nate was 17 he had red hair and was the crazy person of they're friend group.

"Hey Jacob can you come over to my house i have something amazing to show you" Nate said.

"Dude its friggen 3 in the morning!" Jacob said.

"yes i know why does everyone tell me what time it is i have a clock on my phone" Nate replied.

"Fine."

"oh and bring some...things"

"what kind of things?"

"survival gear"

"WHA-" Jacob was cut off as Nate hung up. He then called Tristen.

"hey dude come over to my house and bring survival gear."

"okay." Tristen then hung up. Nate was surprised by that.

in 20 minutes Jacob showed up holding a frying pan and a few food items. He was tall with short brown hair and had glasses on. "why do you have a frying pan?" Nate asked.

"to cook food dumb ass" was Jacobs response.

Jacob was obviously not liking being up at 3 in the morning. they waited 40 minutes and then Tristen showed up with a backpack FULL of things.

Tristen was about as tall as Nate with short black hair."so where are we going?" Tristen asked.

"I don't know" Nate lied.

He knew exactly where they were going if he had calibrated his machines correctly. Nate led them to his garage. they all stared at what looked like a bunch of stereos and amplifiers wired together and duct taped everywhere."what is this?" Tristen asked.

Nate replied "A magic machine".

"oh I thought you were just pretending to be DJ vinyl scratch again" Jacob replied smugly.

Nate stared at him like he was insane and Jacob backed away.

"so what kind of magic does it preform bursting your eardrums?" Tristen asked.

"You'll see as long as we don't destroy the power grid." Nate said as he pressed a bunch of buttons.

Then out of nowhere a Very loud bass sound  went off. And Jacob said.

"I knew it you're  trying to be a brony DJ again aren't you?"

Nate grabbed the frying pan and attempted to hit Jacob with it. then a large black sphere appeared in the middle of the garage and started sucking things in. Tristen having played lots of slender over the past week was first to react by jumping for the door while yelling shit repeatedly. but it was no use he flew backwards but was grabbed by Nate who was holding on to an amplifier. Jacob who was also on the amplifier  yelled though hard to hear

"THE FUCK KIND OF MUSIC YOU LISTENING TO?"

Then the amplifier gave way and they were sucked in to the portal.

strange beings FROM THE SKY!?!?

When Nate woke up everything was blurry. Then he realized he had done it! He also realized that him Tristen and Jacob were falling from the sky. Jacob was punching the air below him while yelling.

"ARMOUR LOCK" repeatedly.

While Tristen took something out of his back pack and yelled "grab on."

He pulled out a Plastic tarp and made it into the shape of a crappy parachute. they all grabbed on and it actually slowed them down quite a bit. they landed in a large tree and fell out. Tristen and Jacobs jaws dropped and Nate smiled as they saw multicolored ponies everywhere who were staring back in equal shock

. "Nate you created an inter-dimensional portal and took us to equstria" Tristen deadpanned.

"yep" Nate replied.

Nate walked up to the nearest pony and said "I need to find Twilight sparkle"

the red pony pointed to the tree library and said "there."

Nate and Tristen started walking while Jacob just sat there dumbfounded.

"oi dippy do" Nate said to his friend.

"this way" jacob then shook his head and followed.

"so wait you did this purposely?" Jacob asked.

"Well yes and no. i built the machine while trying to make a sound system when i turned it on that portal appeared and managed to turn it off in time. I then hooked up my computer and made a control program for it."

"so yes" Nate replied.

"wait were the first inter-dimensional travelers?" Tristen asked.

"i think." Right as Nate said that Jacob walked into a tree.

"how did you walk into a tree this big without noticing it was there?" Nate asked

"i think im in shock" Jacob stated.

"well this is it" Nate said as he opened the door.

It was dark inside but they could still see. There was a note on the floor in front of the door it said this:

  Dear Pinkie Pie

                                   We have gone ahead to canterlot to meet the princess and see

                                              Why she has called all of us there

From:Your Friend Twilight Sparkle

"Well shit" They all said at once.

"You don't happen to know anyone else here do you?" Jacob asked.

Nate smiled and said "Well yes i know a few other ponies that could help."

"Wait were getting help from ponies?"

Tristen and Nate both deadpanned "yes" while walking away.

"okay then who are we going to get help from."

Nate looked at Jacob and said "the doctor."

that left Jacob puzzled "wait the doctor is here?"

"Well yes and no". Nate walked up to the same pony he asked before and said

"I need to find Doctor Whooves" the pony still staring at them pointed down the road.

"thanks" Nate walked in the direction the pony pointed followed by his 2 companions.

Doctor whooves had just woken up inside his TARDIS bedroom. he had had a very strange dream that night. daleks were wearing party hats celebrating saint patricks day and they were shooting rainbows out of they're eye stocks.

He was awoken from his thoughts as derpy came in with a muffin "morning doctor" she said as she entered the console room.

"Hello derpy do you know what day it is beca-" The Doctor was cut off as a knock came from the TARDIS doors

the doctor slowly walked up to the door and listened.

"Is that...a fucking tardis?" he heard someone say.

"No its a TARDIS" said a second voice.There was a loud thump like someone falling over and the doctor opened the door.

He was very surprised to see 2 humans standing there and another one on the ground unconscious.

"How did you...What...WHAT?"

"So you got here by a faulty sound system?" The Doctor asked Nate.

"pretty much yeah" Nate replied as he looked at jacob who was still unconscious. "oh i think he fainted too."

"why would he faint?" asked the doctor.

"oh i think that was because his mind overloaded when he saw the TARDIS." Nate replied.

"one more question how do you know who i am and what the TARDIS is?" the doctor asked.

"How could I not?" Nate replied.

Jacob groaned and started to get up. "What. the where am i? Nate are you using me as a test subject for one of you "experiments" again?"

"no your in the  TARDIS in a dimension full of ponies. this is The Doctor and Derpy. i have no idea what to do now by the way." Nate said very quickly

"wow okay you explained that very fast and you really have no idea what to do now?" Tristen asked.

"nope no idea." Nate replied

"well i know someone who might be able to help you get back home." The Doctor said.

"really can we meet him r her?" Nate asked.

"sure just a second i have things to do" The Doctor replied.

Jacob sat down on the stairs and sighed.

"Hello" Derpy said coming and sitting down next to Jacob.

"Hello weird flying horse thing"

"i'm a Pegasus not a horse" Derpy corrected him.

"yeah that's what i meant" Jacob replied

"I'm Derpy Whats your Name?" Derpy prompted

"I'm Jacob."

"why do you seem sad?"

Jacob sighed "Because Nate dragged me all the way to some other dimension i don't even know if there is a way back to mine. sometimes i think he's a little too crazy."

"Hey maybe i'm crazy. maybe i'm imagining all this i mean i,m talking to a retarded flying horse inside a TARDIS."

Realizing what he said he looked up and said "Oh fuck im sorry i didnt mea-"

"What did you say?"

Jacob looked behind him and almost shit himself "Tristen help Nate got possessed by Omally or something! seriously his eyes are literally red!"

"You just really pissed him off that's all" Said Tristen.

"oh fuck no im sorry Derpy i didn't mean tha- Hey put me down!"

Nate carried Jacob into a random doorway.

"How are you suddenly strong enough to pick me up! You can barely pick up your tv!"

"OWW FUCK THE BACK OF MY HEAD! OWW THE FRONT OF MY FACE!

"sorry about both of them Jacob can be a dick and Nate has only done this one other time. I'd be surprised if Jacob was even walking by next week" Tristen said

"Shouldn't you go and stop them?"

"Oh hell no i don't want to end up in a hospital too." Tristen said "speaking of witch are there any around here?"

Nate then came walking out of the doorway looking as if he just exploded...twice and walked over by Tristen.

Jacob the came walking very slowly out of the doorway. Tristen was very surprised that he didn't have any bruises

"okay time too gowhoa what happened to Nate did he explode or something?

"No he just beat the crap out of Jacob" Tristen said

"Why? and why doesn't he have any bruises or anything?"

"Because they're on the inside" Jacob replied

"well time to go" at that The Doctor flipped a bunch of switches and the TARDIS started shaking and making its usual weird

TARDIS noise.

Im in spaaaaace

No one in the TARDIS except the doctor and derpy were ready for the shaking that happened as it moved, but just as soon as it came it stopped. The Doctor stepped out of the door and suddenly jumped back inside and closed the door, this was followed by a rather loud boom.

"Okay your good!" someone yelled from outside.

The doctor stepped out of the TARDIS again but this time he opened the door much slower just in case.

"c'mon guys" he said as he stepped out .

"Are we sure this is safe?" Jacob whispered to Tristen.

"When is Anything we do safe" He whispered back.

they walked out and saw lots of grey some black and quite a bit of Science. A fairly large scorch mark was left on the ground near the TARDIS. There was a reddish colored unicorn with a broken horn holding what looked like a bunch of tin foil in his hooves was standing next to the scorch mark looking rather surprised as he saw the humans. His hair was a bit like vinyl scratches but different colors and a bit different in shape.

"Uhmmm how...i mean who are they?" said the pony.

"as polite as ever Nova" the doctor said as he rolled his eyes.

"This is Tristen, Nate and Jacob they came here by using dimensional rifts."

""Ahhh so they just came here at random and not the other infinite amount of universes" Nova Replied sarcastically.

"No Nate created a program that aloud him to create these so-called "Rifts" and then used a defective sound system as the rift creating tool" Tristen said.

"...How did you know how to do that?!" Nova replied.

"i know how to make programs, i couldnt be 100% sure this was the correct reality nut i knew it was close at least. And the sound system was an accident." Nate said.

"let me guess you need help getting home." nova deadpanned

"well i cant help right now, Celestia has disappeared and i might be the only one that can find her"

"the Mane Six are missing as well."

"Wait...did you just refer to the elements of harmony as the Mane Six?!" Nate asked, almost yelling.

"Now this is hard to explain, I have inter-dimensional internet. my Wi-Fi antenna got crystallized by slipspace radiation so i have access to your internet, the internet here, and lots of other internets." Nova Explained "obviously the first thing i would search is something familiar so i searched elements of harmony this came up with your "Brony" thing and lots of stuff about a TV show, fanfiction, music, and lots of other stuff."

Tristen and Jacob both stood still and tried to process how this worked Nate however said "Hang on, Wouldn't slipspace have to be in space?"

"Oh yeah your on a space station that i built called the TrailBlazer. My Name is Nova Blast im a "Scientist" and i make stuff" he said as he started to mess with the tinfoil

"that...is...AWESOME!" Nate yelled

"what is that?" he said gesturing to the tinfoil.

"this is explosive tinfoil. its unstable and could explode at any second".

Everyone including the doctor and derpy backed away from Nova.

"See Jacob things are never safe, not even tin foil" Tristen said.

"okay Back on track here celestia is missing anything found about her yet?" Nate said

"Whoa whoa whoa, why should i tell you this, your just a random bunch of humans who... aw what the hell you could probably help actually." Nova said "she was last seen in the royal garden near the discord statue. which may be a clue as to where she is."

"i dont like going down there because everyone kinda acts wierd around me because of a cybernetic implant i have, Which before you ask is a enhancement that prevents me from having seizures at random times. But it messes with the magnetic field and stuff which kinda makes ponies really paranoid. The Doctor here and Derpy have been exposed to the time vortex or whatever and you guys just jumped through a rift so thats probably why it doesnt effect you guys. So all you need to do is take readings in the gardens without drawing attention to yourselves. just get near the statue with this." he said while handing Jacob a weird Phone looking thing. "so will you do it?"

Nate, Jacob and tristen looked at each other and Jacob said" Well we don't have much of a choice so yeah. Also do you have any medical supplies?"