Chapters Hello every pony, my name is Rainbow Dash. I will be telling all of you my experience in the 50's, and how I fell in love with my wonderful husband. Well here it goes.
It all began in the fall of 1955, I was invited to one of rarity's parties. I know what all of you are now thinking
"What!? Isn't Pinkie Pie the party monster?"
Yes she is, but one thing the tv show always forgets to mention is that rarity is also a party animal, don't you think that someone who is like rarity would love parties? Of course they would.
I was all dressed up, you may think I'm not much for fashion, but honestly I'm a Tomboy and a girly girl as well. My hair or mane whatever you wish to call it was in a small beehive hairstyle, I was wearing cherry-colored lipstick , my dress was white, with a red poodle skirt and I was wearing red high heel shoes.
Anyways I'll just start telling you the story now so that I won't bore you to death.
"Wow Rarity, this party must have cost you a fortune! Three hundred bottles of Italian wine? No offense but are you out of your mind? This might make you go bankrupt." I said softly
"Nothing to worry about darling, my business makes at the least 1000 bits a day, which adds up to about 5000 a week, not counting Sunday and Saturday. So I believe I have enough money to pay for this my dear Mrs. Dash." Rarity said said confidently
"Ok Rarity, I hope so." I said doubtfully
"I hope that I doesn't end up like when we went to eat dinner with Luna, and the bill was over 45 bits and you had to pay every single part of it." I said convincingly
" Well, no offense rainbow, but I thought that we promised to never speak of that again." She said in a very serious tone
"Ok Rarity, I'm going to go get cake" I said while trying to not to laugh as I put my glass down.
As I walked up to the cake I was wondering if I left the car on outside when I bumped right into him. His plate shattered as
soon as it hit the floor and bits of chocolate cake was all over me and him.
"I am so sorry sir, let me help you clean that up." I said in a very tense tone
Then I saw that is was no other but Big Mac, my secret crush. So I was starting to get very nervous.
" Big Mac, I'm so sorry, I did not mea-"
"It's ok rainbow, I really didn't like the cake anyways, i don't really like nuts that much, and this cake had tons of them." He interrupted.
"But what about your nice suit? It's ruined." I said still shaking
"I'll just clean it when I get back home tonight. Also if you are planning on driving home, I wouldn't, I saw that both you and Rarity were drinking like drains, so do you mind If I just take you to my house to stay overnight, I don't want you to kill yourself by hitting a tree at 90 or something." he said seriously
" I was about to leave anyways, if you want to know how I got here, I just walked here, so I don't have a car, so I guess that I'll be ok with just walking back." I answered
" But Mrs. Dash, I know the way to your house from here, it goes through a rough part of town, especially at night, I would not advice walking through there, also while you are slightly intoxicated, which means you could get killed, kidnapped or even worse.
The only Reason that I said "ok" was that I trusted big Mac, and as I already told all of you, I have a huge secret crush on him, so this was like a dream come true. So we said goodbye to Rarity, I put on my heavy jacket, and so did he. It is almost December now, so at this time of the year especially, ponyville and most of equestria gets a lot of snow.
"Ladies first." he said opening the door to the passenger side
"Well arn't you the gentleman." I said seducingly
He just smiled slightly and slowly closed the door.I just tried to get comfy right before he got into the drivers seat, as soon as he turned the keys With his teeth, the radio instantly came on.
"What kinda music do you listen to Rainbow?" he asked calmly
"Oh, I'm a huge fan of swing, but for now I'm in the mood for some rock and roll." I said timidly
He switched the channel and rock around the clock instantly came busting out of the speakers.
"I love this song!" I yelled
"So do I." he said timidly
" Miss. Dash, I have al-, well you know, thought you were beautiful, more than anyone I have ever met in my life." he said nervously
I was speechless. "This is too good to be true." I thought to myself. But I did reply, very openly let's just say.
"Well, very nice comment BIG Mac, you ain't so bad yourself, you hunk."
Just at the right time, we had to stop at a red light.
"This light always takes forever to change, but for now I like it that way." he said in a very romantic voice
Then the almost unexpected happened, he wrapped his hoofs around my neck, which must have been about the size of my face, and he did it. He got very close, I looked into his beautiful amber green eyes and he kissed me. He held the kiss for at least 10 seconds, before we had to gasp for air.
"Oh my Celestia, i LOVED that."
He just smiled, and looked back at the road again, now that the red light had turned green, he started to drive towards his house, which by now was little more than a block away. I put my head on his side, thinking " This has to truly be the best night of my life." Then I whispered into his ear.
" I love you so much Big Mac, i could deal with anything if only you are there with me."
"I love you too sugar cube." he said romantically
" Hey! Are you stealing your sister's lines again?" I said playfully
"Nope." he simply replied
We soon drove up to his house, it was a nice ranch house with red and white wood. Looked more like a fancy barn than a house, but I liked his house though, it was roomy and he had a big bed, which liked at the moment since I was very sleepy and I was now dating him after all, so we could share a bed and have some space, or he could just move closer to me if he wants that, which he probably will.
"Well here we are darling. Do you want to watch some tv or go to sleep already? " he said
" I think that it's time to hit the hay, can I sleep with you, I mean I hate sleeping myself in a house I have never been in before and we are dating after all." I said with a very seducing voice.
"Ok babe, just don't try anything crazy in the bed." he said as he winked
About 30 minutes later, after he took off his suit, I unpinned my hair, and a quick shower for Mac, we both got Into bed then both kissed each other on the lips before Mac turned off the lamp. We held hands till we were both fast asleep. Looking forward to tomorrow.
"Good mornin sugercube." A Big Mac sounding voice said boldly
"Good moring dar-- AHHHHH!" I was about to reply back when all I saw was a angry Apple jack.
"What in TARNATION are you doing sleeping with MY brother, while you two ain't even MARRIED!" she yelled back
Then just in time came BIG Mac. His eyes popped opened at the sight. So he joined the train wreck of a fight.
"APPLEJACK! She was drunk last night, I could not trust her to walk or possibly fly back to her house, especially going through THAT bad part of town. I thought that she would be my girlfriend that you could approve of applejack. I also thought you and her were best friends." Big Mac said boldly at his sister.
"Big Brother I know that, and I'm not completely mad at you Rainbow, but couldn't you have some class and sleep in separate beds till marriage." she said softly
"I was worried that this would happen Applejack. I almost knew that without a doubt, if you where here, you would see me in his bed. But, don't you understand, I am HAPPY! I don't Think that I have been ever been as happy in a relationship than now. Another thing AppleJack, why are YOU here in the first place? He moved away from your farm at least 4 years ago! " I said in a very angry tone
"I was just visiting him, it's not like he moved out because he hated us, as a matter of fact, he ONLY moved out to be closer to his new line of work. There happy now?" she replied convincingly
" Applejack please be quiet, you might ruin both my and Rainbow's day. Another thing also, AJ, don't you have a husband and a FILLY To take care of?" Big Mac roared
"They are both asleep, if they were awake I would not be here in the first place!" She said yelling
Then she suddenly took a deep breath and looked up at me.
"I'm sorry Rainbow, let's go eat lunch your house today ok?" She said calmly
"Apology accepted, see you then Applejack." I said also starting to calm down.
"Big Mac, can I speak with you out in the hallway?" She asked
"Umm, sure AJ." He said nervously
I almost wanted to glare at Applejack, but I knew that she probably meant no harm, hopefully, so I didn't.
I could hear the two of them talking, since it was a very thin wall in between the bedroom and the hallway. So I listened.
"BM, I'm very happy that you found yourself a mare, but the thing is that both of you have similar characteristics, I have the
feeling that Rainbow may not just be a normal mare for you BM, I bet within a year from now, the two of you may be married. It's kinda hard seeing your big Bro getting a mare, and possibly not having enough time for his family." She said sadly
" AppleJack, don't worry, I will still come visit you, and if me and her do get married, it will be the same as before, except I will have a guest with me every visit. We are still family after all." he said softly
"Ok. As long as you still visit me and my family, I just want to get a feeling of what life was like years ago." Applejack repliedsoftly
The door sooned opened, AppleJack was no where to be seen, but I did see one thing I wanted to see, Big Mac walking towards the bed and smiling slightly.
"Well, that was a rather unique experience." He said
"Yup." I said trying to sound like him
"Wait, now your soundin like your stealing my lines now, ain't nothing wrong with that." he said as he put his hoof around my little head.
"What's wrong with sounding like the best stallion in the whole wide world?" I said romantically as I pulled him colder and kissed him on the lips.
After about 8 seconds, we broke the kiss. He slowly kissed my neck and I kissed kiss hoofs. He also soon laid on the other side of the bed, and kissed me on the lips again, then asked me a life changing question.
"Rainbow Dash, if we date for long enough or if we love each other enough, would you ever consider- well you know marriage?" he said brushing my now messy mane
" It dosen't have to be right know of course, but canyou tell me if you would ever consider the possibility?" He asked in a happy, yet shy manner
I just looked at him for a minute, which I could tell was making him nervous as fluttershy, then I breathed and asked
"Is Princess Luna blue? I asked while holding his hoof.
"Why, umm of course." he said nervously
"Why, then that's my basic answer." I said seducingly while struggling to wrapping my hoof around his huge neck and kiss him.
We then imbraced for at the very least 30 minutes. A time filled with kissing, hugging, nothing sexual yet but wild things.
Then he looked at the time and simply said.
"Mrs. Dash, I believe your dog is wondering where his food is." He said basically saying he was going to drop me off at my house.
"Oh, ok." I said almost depressed
"But we can hang out while we are there." He said romantically.
"Oh Big Mac!" I whispered into his strong ears And hugged him softly
"Hey dashy, can I hang out with you at your house today? It's no longer apple season, I have completed all the preparations for winter, so basically there is nothing for me to do here. What I'm basically asking is, can I hang out with you." Big Mac asked
"Why, I would love it baby. Especially since I have been almost completely alone ever since I almost tore off my right wing in that accident a few months ago. I immediately stopped before struggling to say
" It was-s-so painful Big Mac., Will I ever be able to fly again? I was being so stupid, why would any pony try to race under a stone viaduct, only to hit it with your right wing and hit the rocky surface below." I said while crying slightly
" Darling, I'm sure that you will be able to fly again. Remember the first time you broke your wing, you were in the ER for a few days until you could come out again and fly." Big Mac said softly while holding my hoof
"But no it is very different, this time my right wing was almost TORN OFF. I have heard many stories about when pegasus like me tear off one of their wings and they NEVER flew again!" I said almost choking on my own tears
"But you were lucky, it could have been a lot worse, I remember when that awful thing happened, I honostly thought you were dead.' and there is also another thing you need to be thankful for. Big Mac said in a very serious tone
"And what the heck is it?" I said almost mad
"It Preserved your wonderful face, your beautiful rainbow mane, and most of all, I can still hear your beautiful voice speaking
to me now, which I thought would never be." he said almost starting to cry
"Big Mac, I promise that I won't do anything so stupid again, especially now that I have you." I said while slowly kissing him on the lips.
I looked at his watch.
"It's 11:00, shouldn't we start the journey back to my house already?" I said
"Yep, just to get both of our minds off of that awful topic." he said starting to cheer up
We both trotted downstairs, ate some breakfast, Big Mac Took a sip of Hot coco. I was fixing my hair back into it's regular wavy-self, when Mac knocked on the door and said.
"Miss dash, I have a dress that you may be interested in." he said
"Alright, I'm coming out." I said as I got up from my stool
"Oh. My. Celestia. " I said as I gazzed at the dress. It was blue on the top, it had a red jacket, and also had a white silk skirt extending to the cutie mark region.
"It's beautiful Big Mac, how long did it take to make this?" I asked still in awe
"About two years." he answered
"Ummm, Can I put it on?" I asked seducingly
"Sure, why not." he said
Then I smiled and gave him a quick kiss.
After about 15 minutes, I opened the door and I walked aver to Mac.
"How does it look?" I asked as I trotted in it
"Wonderful, just like you." he said
I just simply blused and winked at him.
About 5 minutes after that, we walked out to his car, he once again opened the door for me until randomly, he told
me
something I did not want to hear.
"Hey Rainbow, can you scoot over to the driver's seat, I want to teach you a think or two about driving." he said
So I nervously scooted over, and was soon behind the huge steering wheel.
I gazed at him almost saying "You know that I'm not good at driving at all right?"
But I as you know, I love him a lot, so I just turned the ignition slowly
Right after I turned it, there was a huge shake and a loud noise that scared the heck outta me.
"Sweet celestia, did I break something?!" I yelled nervously
"Nope, it's just the car, cars these days are very powerful, just this car has at least 162 pony power, so it's sorta fast.
He said while comforting me by wrapping his hoof around my neck.
"Ok, if you say so." I said noticeably nervous
I Shifted the gear to reverse, I thought that I was getting it. So I confidently pressed the reverse pedal with my hood with a little smirk on my face, then, Well as Derpy Hooves says I don't know what went wrong. The car went full speed backwards, sliding because of the ice. It didn't held that Mac's drive ways was slanted downwards, which only made the car go even faster.
"Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh! I'm going to hi- GET OUTTA THE WAY!!!!" I yelled at convently derpy hooves
reversing her very expensive and huge ponyillac out of her drive way while also honking the horn.
But right before I hit her, the car stopped
"Thank GOSH." I said relived
But for some odd reason, I wanted to keep driving all the way to my house, which honestly was a good 15 miles away.
I looked at Big Mac with puppy dog eyes, and he nodded, telling me that I could keep driving.
Truthfully not that much happened for about 10 minutes, even with streetlights appearing randomly, everything was going well.
" Sugarcube, I'm impressed, you scared me backing out of the driveway, but I now see you might have the hang of it." he
said impressed
" Oh baby, this ain't nothing, wait till we get on the those new, what do you call it, oh yeah, the interstate, then my racing
nerves will come back even after the accident." I said confidently and with a huge smile on my face
As soon as Big Mac heard this statement, All he could do was gulp, and look ahead with worried eyes.
Then we reached the turnoff for the interstate, and I could see Big Mac instantly get a hold of the dash board, well as much
as he could, having hooves and all.
"HERE WE GO!!!" I yelled was I started to speed up for the 15 minutes trip on the interstate.
We hit 70 in at the most 6 seconds, I was feeling alive, remembering the days when I used to literally fly like the birds, going
about this speed. Then I saw a pink Buick pulling up close to me, I was about to turn to my left and give them the stink eye until I saw it was no other than Pinkie Pie rolling down her window as yelling the following words. Which made Big Mac Even
more nervous.
"HEY DASHIE!!!! WANNA SEE WHO GETES TO THE TURNOFF FIRST?!!? She yelled at the top of her lungs.
I just simply rolled down my window, although it was like 20 degrees outside, I didn't care a bit, this was my first race with any pony in months since the accident.
Right before I could answer however a very nervous Big Mac said no, but honestly Pinkie was still waiting for MY answer, so I yelled
"HECK YES!!!!" I yelled back to her.
"Oh No." A now horrified Big Mac said said softly
Then in a instant, he was thrown back when me and Pinkie went full throttle, and quickly hitting 100mph.
"Rainbow, Your going to kill all three of us. Slow down NOW!! He commanded
"What was that? I can't hear you baby with all of this adrenaline rucking through me." I said with tons of energy
After about 10 minutes, I had beaten Pinkie to the turnoff. I left her like a mile back, when she almost hit the back of fluttershy's car.
Honestly, I'm stopping here, you can probably guess what happens next, but I'll tell you one thing, Big Mac NEVER did allow me to drive his car ever again, as a matter of fact, he was so determined for me to never drive his car ever again that he took me to a car dealership, got me a new Ponyllac, and followed Me home.
