Lil Wayne Goes to Equestria

by Scapman13

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Tragedy, Random, Crossover, Human
Length: 2395

lil wayne show up in ponieville and cause mischief by selling Obey products

Lil wayne comes to Equestria and turns all of the ponies into swag fags, After princess celestia's death because of breast cancer, Twilight and her friends must defeat Lil Wayne and his swag fag army by using the helements of armory!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-06-13 20:39:14 UTC

Lil Wayne's new swag army

As Big Mac and Lil Wayne walked into town, Lil Wayne noticed something. He saw that all of the ponies were wearing backwards

Obey hats. There were about 69 ponies in the town that had swag. Lil wayne was very happy so he talked to a light green ballin unicorn with swag. "Humans got swag mah

Nigga" said Lyra Heartstrings. This made Lil wayne very happy he then began balling with his niggas. All the ponies

In town began ballin. And just then Lil wayne had an idea. He thought that he should sing to the swag ponies.

Because they had swag they were bound to like it. So Lil wayne publicly announced he was going to have a

Ballin concert. #SWAG All of the ponies began chanting satanic ritualistic songs. Lil wayne shed a nigga tear his nigga

ass finally felt home. Then Lil wayne hosted a party a party with more swag than any other niggas it was gonna be ballin.

All of the nigga ponies showed up. The building was an abercrombie and fitch that had banners that said swag hung all over.

Everyone was ballin till the day they falled. Then when everyone was asleep Lil Wayne stole all of their money.

He then fucked some bitches then Lil wayne fell asleep he dreamed about how he could rule all of Swagquestria.

He thought he was the leader of these niggas so he realized he should lead them into battle. He wanted all of this world

to have swag. So he hatched a plan after the concert he was gonna tell his niggas he was gonna make a swag army.

Ad request of them to join and they will because the ponies have swag.

Meanwhile in Canterlot The mane 6 were gathered around Princess Celestia. She was crying and so were all the mane 6.

It looks like the breast cancer Princess Celestia tried so hard to stop was finally going to finish her life.

"Twilight" Blurted Celestia " i need the help of you and your friends for I shall not live long enough to stop it myself."

"Don't talk like that!" Screamed Twilight through her cries. "But i shall die in a few minutes I've already seen this in my

dreams" Celestia calmly said. "I need you to stop the Lil wayne army an evil man named Lil wayne has given all of ponyville a swag disease by giving them all backwards obey hats. The army will be formed tomorrow in ponyville. Hurry retrieve the helements of armory to save equestria from being covered in swag fags." Celestia said then the breast cancer took her life.

The ponies cried till they went to sleep. The next morning Lil wayne was getting ready for his concert. He gathered satanic summoners that had swag to make a pentagram and summon Nikki minaj. "Yo mah bitch we gonna be rulers of dis swaggin balling world" yelled Lil wayne #YOLO Then LIl wayne and Nikki minaj began singing together they sang a song called high school. "Uh she got a nigga at home and one on the side. Best friend is a dyke the fucked around a few times. Her and her mama alike so all they do is fight. This ain't high school get in my groove." Once the song ended they bowed and announced that they were creating an army. And that if any niggas wanna join start ballin. The whole crowd began ballin. It made Lil wayne smile then the wonder bolts flew from the sky with obey hats on. They then bowed to Lil wayne showing their alliance. "Hello I am spitfire and we are the wonder bolts we hope you find us useful in your goal." Spitfire said with swag. "Yea mah nigga" said Lil wayne.

"I'll call you niggas man soldiers of SWAG" Lil wayne happily said. "Now the swag empire shall reign over all!" Lil wayne and Nikki minaj yelled as the ponies shouted satanic verses.

The swagfestation

It has been 2 months since Lil Wayne invaded Equestria with his swag. By now he had infested manehatten, Las Pegasus, Saddle Arabia, and Phillydelphia. His army now had 100,000 swag fags, The king of the swag fags was Lil Wayne, and the Queen was Nicki Minaj, Their advisor was Big Macintosh, and the General of the Swag Army were the Wonderbolts. Even children have become swag fags that are obsessed with carl on duty, and lacrosse. Some ponys have attempted to revolt against the Swag Army, but they have succumbed to the Swag. Twilight and her 5 friends sick of the swag. They had to find the Helements of Armory. They were being helped by Spike and the cutie mark crusaders. The reason the ponies did not know were the Helements were at was because Princess Celestia had died of breast cancer. So they decided to look in the everfree forest. "Okay we're going to split up, " Said Twilight Sparkle " Applejack you go with Rarity, Rainbowdash, you go with fluttershy, Pinkie you go with the cutie mark crusaders, and spike will go with me.

Rarity was planning how to cap applejacks nigga ass. That's right, Rarity was secretly a swag fag. But it was way before Lil Wayne came into the picture. Rarity offered applejack a drink. "Why that is mighty nice of you Rarity, Don't mind if i do." Said Aplpejack. But what applejack didnt know is that Rarity put breast cancer in the drink. Rarity could not help but smile as Applejack drank the cranberry juice that was poisoned with breast cancer. \

The cutie mark crusaders and pinkie pie were making no progress in finding the Helemnts of Armory. When then they saw Zeccorra's hut. " Zecorra we need you to help us find the Helements of Armory!" Shouted applebloom. Zecorra sagged her pants as she walked out or her crib. Then applebloom noticed she was wearing a backwards obey hat. "Okay Zecorra very funny, now take off the hat." Said the chicken, i mean...Scootaloo. Zecorra then said "Swag mah nigga you aint bigga then mah trigga im a pop a cap in you ass and you gonna get out-classed." Zecorra then pulled out a small hand gun. Pinkie pie began laughing hysterically and yelled "I love this game, russian roulette".Zecorra then capped the dictionary....i mean Sweetie Belle. Then she capped the other two niggas. She was about to cap Pinkie Pie when Zecorra was picked up and thrown into a wall. Twilight used her magic to do this. Twilight then used her magic to steal Zecorras gun and cap her nigga ass. " Are you okay Pinkie Pie?" asked Twilight. "YES!" Yelled Pinkie Pie. Twilight then noticed the three dead fillie, laying in a pool of blood. Spike almost vomited at the sight.

After about an hour the ponies met up at the entrance to the Everfree Forrest. None of the ponies had found the Helements of armory. Applejack said  "I feel bad, can ya'll take me to the doctor?" After a few minutes of walking, they arrived at Dr.Whooves house. All of the ponies that had not died, had to wait outside, while applejack was being tended to. Pinkie pie then said" Hey! were are the cutie mark crusaders?" "Shup up you stupid cunt, everyone is glad that they are dead, they were annoying and stupid," Said Spike. All of the ponies laughed and nodded their heads in agreement.  Apple jack then stepped out of Dr.Whoove's office, and announced "I have breast cancer ya'll and i know who gave it to me." "Well who did it?" asked Twilight. Applejack began to walk towards Rarity, she then tripped over a rock. She broke her neck when she landed on the ground. Rarity could not help but smile.

The Swagspiracy

It had been two months, applejack had her funeral, and no pony had attended it. No pony has found the Helements of Armory either. In the last two months Rarity, had stopped talking to her friends. With in this time, Twilight with the help of her friends had created the A.S.P the Anti Swag Ponies. All of the ponies that were not infested with swag had moved to Canterlot. Twilight and her remaining friends thought Rarity might be upset about Applejacks death due to breast cancer. So they decided to throw her a surprise party. The four ponies were waiting in the dark at Raritys house, Rarity was a beauty contest, well thats what her friends thought. She was really at a Lil Wayne concert. When she walked into her house, the four ponies were looking at her. They had trouble seeing her, rainbowdash tried to adjust herself and accidentally kicked fluttershy, and fluttershy squealed. Rarity then quickly turned on the lights, and yelled "Who's the nigga that's robbin' mah crib, imm'a cap yo nigga ass."

The ponies gasped in shock, how could Rarity be a swag fag? Twilight and her friends then jumped down, and saw their friend wearing a yolo shirt, and had on a backwards obey hat. She also had beats around her neck, #swag. Rainbowdash flew at top speed and kicked Rarity in her face. Pinkie Pie began to stamp her, Fluttershy was crying in a corner. Twilight then used a spell to make Rarity explode. When she exploded, Obey hats flew across the room. Twilight was furious " How could this happen, now we will never have the Helements of Armory." For the rest of the night twilight and her friends could not sleep.

Rainbowdash was sleeping, as usual, when then she heard yelling, lots and lots of yelling. She looked outside and was shocked to see that cloudsdale was being invaded by the swag fag army. Rainbowdash decided it was time to use her sonic rainboom to kill all of the possessed ponies. "Хаил Сатан јер он је спаситељ свих нас" The crowd shouted over and over again. Rainbow dash ahd no idea what it meant, but she was ready to kill them all. She flew off into the air. She got faster and faster, until she successfully performed a sonic rainboom. It killed all of the swag fags in cloudsdale, well thats what she thought. Then 3 swag fags came flew to her. They were incredibly fast. Rainbow dash then noticed they were wonderbolts she had met, but they were wearing holliste shirts, and snapbacks of hockey teams aye! Rainbowdash cried, knowing her heroes had to die. she kicked one she recognised as Soarin in the face. He seemed undaunted by this. The three wonderbolts then kicked rainbowdash in the tummy. Before she could sit up, a pegasus she recognized as spitfire stomped right on her face. The stomping did not stop and the two other pegasi began stomping on her stomping stomach and wings. They began to yell: "you ai'nt got no swag"  When to rainbowdash's relief one of the wonderbolts (the one she did not know) fell to the ground. Soarin then said "No the breast cancer got her!". Rainbowdash then kicked soarin, and he fell off fo the cloud they were on, and fell to his death. He forgot how to fly, he was mesmerized by rainbowdash's beauty. SPitfire then kicked rainbowdash, and put a backwards obey hat on her head. "You are now one with the swag nigga aeropostale empire." Said Spitfire

Swagtroduction

Lil wayne was getting ready to perform at the Swag Stadium which was located in Swaglanta. He was putting his obey hat on, and his yolo shirt on. He was ready for a great concert! when he walked onto the stage the crowd roared! He then began lip syncing to the first song he was going to "perform". He sang: "Pussy ass niggas' stop hatin. Lil Tunechi got that fire. And these hoes love me like Satan, man! Fuck with me and get bodied. And all she eat is dick." The concert was going very well! The song had ended. The crowd was absolutely ballin for his #swag. Then, Lil Wayne whipped out his Swag Cannon. IT was a big black,round,veiny, moldy, greasy, ballin, swaggin, cannon that wrote swag  all over the cannon. There was an obey hat stapled to the top of the cannon. What happens when the cannon is fired is that obey hats fly in all directions, at a very fast speed. Lil Wayne picked up the microphone, and announced into it: "Ya'll niggas ready for some swag?".In response, the crowd chanted satanic verses." Lil wayne then pressed the button to fire the cannon. BOOM! the cannon had successfully gone off, or thats what Lil Wayne had thought. Then he came to the realization that he was flying through the air. The only reason he did not panic was because he was surrounded by obey hats. Lil wayne quickly flew away from the crowd, the satanic chants got quieter and quieter until he could hear nothing in the storm of obey hats. It seemed like he was ballin in da air for hours. When to his surprise he fell into an apple tree. He then got out of the apple tree and watched his plethora of obey hats hit the ground and bounce away, very very far away. This made Lil Wayne sad, he even cried a little bit on the inside. Lil Wayne thought he was in the middle of no where. When then he saw a big red gay ass pony with a orange mane. Lil Wayne thought there might be a farmer that could help him, because he saw a horse. Lil Wayne looked at the pony again, and noticed it had on a backwards obey hat on. He came to the conclusion that the pony had swag. He then approached the pony in hopes of cummunicating with it. Lil Wayne said: "Yo mah nigga homie G. t-dawg, you ballin mah nigga?" Big mac replied: "eeeeeeeeyyyyyswag" Lil Wayne was surprised to find out the horse could talk, and that it had swurve. Lil wayne then announced: "this is mah new nigga, ill call him swag-yolo mc hollister abercombie and fitch " Big mac replied with a simple: "eeeeeeeeyyyyynigga". Lil Wayne and his new found friend then began to walk. Big mac decided to take him to ponyville and show him all of the swag that was there.