Twilight Sparkle gets her hooves on a magical notebook that shapes reality into the image of whatever is written down in its enchanted pages. In an obsessive spree of fanfiction…ing, Twilight begins distorting the already chaotic realm of Friendship is Witchcraft into something so much worse. Putting aside their differences, Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy team up to create a portal designed to summon the only force powerful enough to stop Twilight and set things right (or as right as things were before anyway), The Writer.

Calamity, deranged shipping, and excessive Spike-abuse ensue.

(A crossover story featuring the cast of Friendship is Witchcraft and elements from TVTropes and the ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com movie, To Boldly Flee.)